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When Galaximus catches Jenny and her friends as they are playing outside of her lair, the Inkling goddess forces them to redecorate and renovate her lair. She is using this as an opportunity to distract them and defeat them! Will it work out, or will Jenny and friends outsmart her?
- Mr. Red
- Agent Red
- Dark Jaiden
- Star Butterfly
- Agent Dynasty
Mr. Red is seen resting his head on the huge keyboard of the supercomputer with 5 empty wine bottles next to him; apparently he had drinken until he passed out
Mr. Red: ZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZzzzz....
Galaximus walks in, banging a pair of cymbals"
Galaximus: WAKE UP, RED!
Mr. Red: *startled* SWEET J*SUS! Ever heard of SHAKING someone up!?!?
Galaximus: Well, don't just sit here and do sweet nothing! Polish the walls! Sweep the floors! Make this place look great!
Mr. Red: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ALL OF THAT UNDER A DAY!?
Galaximus gave Mr. Red the death stare
Mr. Red: ... *sigh* Let me get my RED soldiers...
Meanwhile, outside the castle...
Patrick: Here we are! Ready for fun?
Jenny: But Patrick.... this is my sister's lair! If she catches us, we are so dead!!!
Patrick: You worry too much. As long as we stay quiet, she will never notice!
Unbeknownst to them, they are being spied by Agent Red
Agent Red: Hmmm... Gotta report this to Lord Galaximus... *walks away*
Patrick: Lets run around here and just free our minds....
Jenny: Yeah. They won't see us.
Meanwhile, in Galaximus' throne room
Agent Red: Galaximus, SIR- I-I mean MA'AM!
Galaximus: What the squid do you want?!?!
Agent Red: I'm here to report two trespassers in the area preparing to what seems to be destruction. I have not identified the pink starfish yet, but I've quickly identified the cyan inkling as your nemesis, Jenny.
Galaximus: Those morons! I'll handle them!
Mr. Red: SIR YES SIR! *steps aside* After you.
Galaximus: Call me "mam".
Dark Jaiden: Hello, Lady Galaximus, master of everything! I cooked you breakfast.
Agent Red: *pushes the breakfast aside* One word: INTRUDERS! We gotta stop them!
'Galaximus": Thank you, dear Jaiden. Lets get those fools!
Jenny: They are coming.... I hear them!
Patrick: Oh, quit your whining! *walks into Galaximus's huge foot* Oh...
Galaximus: WHAT ARE YOU BUBS DOING?!??
Mr. Red: *with Agent Red, who has them at gun point* EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!
Nebula: Me, Jenny, and Patrick were just playing here.
Patrick is breaking one of the statues of Galaximus
Galaximus: AUUUUUGH! You oversized pink wad of bubblegum!
Patrick: Oops. I thought it was concrete.
Galaximus: Grrrr.... what should I do with these intruders?
Mr. Red: Hmmmm... *ding* How about you have them assist me to cleaning the fortress?
Mr. P: Now what brings me here? (L-bot Guards appear behind him, and they do their salute.)
L-bot Guards: (They cross their arms forming a P.) Salve P!
Galaximus: Yes.... that sounds great! Besides, I just ate.
Jenny: Well, it was nice here, but we must be going!
But Galaximus grabs Jenny, Patrick, and Nebula before they can escape.
Galaximus: You three are going to help Mr. Red clean and decorate my castle. And if you do not, you will be flat as a pancake, is that clear?
Jenny: This... this is cruel!
Galaximus: Life is cruel. Get used to it!
As Galaximus put them down, Mr. Red had an evil grin and started chuckling
Jenny: What are you laughing about, punk?
Mr. Red: Hehehehe... I'm gonna have sssoooooo much fun with you being my slave. *manically laughs until he coughed*
Mr. P orders the guards to guard the front door.
Mr. P: Now, First order?
Jenny: Oh brother...
Galaximus: Well, Mr. P, you could order your minions to keep an eye on our new slaves. As for you, P man, you can come with me. I've got plans I would like to share with you.
Mr. P orders his guards to guard the front gate and calls for more guards.
Mr. P: Sure.
Mr. P heads with Galaximus.
Mr. Red: Alright, Jenny, Nebula and whoever the hell you are, follow me! *walks to the dining area, which is pretty messy*
Dark Jaiden: Okay, here's your first tasks, dorks. Clean everything! I repeat, everything.
Meanwhile, Doopie and Star are spying on a bush
Star: Uh-oh. Looks like our teammates are in big trouble.
Doopie: We have to stay sneaky, otherwise we'd suffer the same fate as them.
Doopie and Star go hiding in the bush. Thankfully, it looks like they're nowhere to be seen.
Jenny: Fine, Dark Jaiden! We can do you silly tasks!
Galaximus: You see, Mr. P, I have created a super weapon, that, in one shot, can obliterate those fools! Karen, how close is it to full power?
Karen: About 90%. Should be charged very soon.
Galaximus: Yes. That is why I want your minions to make sure our new slaves do not escape. So I may destroy them! MWUHAHAHA!
Dr. Zomboss: *walks by* Gee, that sounds like an totally original plan!
Karen: I tried to tell her that!
Galaximus: SILENCE! Both of you!
Jenny: Lets get started, then. *Starts to clean the room*
Mr. Red: Hey, Nebula, got a moment? I want to study something that belongs to you.
Nebula: What is it you could possibly want?
Mr. Red: Your battle armor. I, oh so, want to study how technologically advanced your race is!
Mr. P: One shot? Why- Oh yeah.. I know why, because they restrict us to be OP. Well, I guess I can work here for further plan for Operation GUNSHIP OMEGA
Galaximus: Hmmm.... what's that like?
Karen: Sounds generic.
Nebula: Alright, Red. Here.
Mr. Red: Thanks! WOO-HOO!!! *runs off*
Agent Red: Hey, boss! What about the... work? *sees Patrick* Hey! What are you doing?
Patrick: Oh. Just fixing this table. *breaks it in two*. Oops.
Agent Red: How in the fu-
RED Soldier: Agent Red! Need some help here!
Agent Red: Jenny! Go help with that RED soldier's favor!
Patrick: At least the rest of the room is clean.
RED Agent: I need some help straightening this portrait of Galaximus! Can ya help me out?
Jenny: I'll help alright... *covers it in ink*. I defy Galaximus!
Agent Red: That can be easily solved. *makes a really loud whistle, which caught Galaximus' attention*
Galaximus: Who dares to disturb me?!
Agent Red: *points at Jenny before pointing at the now ruined portrait*
Galaximus: You.... moron! *grabs Jenny* Listen, so-called, sister! I'm not doing this so you can mess in my possessions! I'm doing it so you can be my little slave! If this continues, you will be on the menu tonight, is that clear?!
Jenny: Yes.... your majesty *snarls*
Agent Red: Sorry about your portrait, your majesty. I've heard that Mr. Red is a very talented artist. Perhaps he can make a replacement portrait?
Galaximus: Yes. I suppose so. Tell him to start it right away!
Agent Red: Can't, really. I don't know where he went.
Galaximus: *growls* Likely slacking off, as usual.
Jenny: Fine minions you got...
Then glass was heard being shattered
RED Soldier: AW CRAP I SCREWED UP THIS TIME!!
Agent Red: I'll be right back. *walks off*
Galaximus: Alright Jenny. BACK TO WORK!
Jenny: This is demeaning. *starts to sweep all the dust in the room up*
RED Soldier: Umm? Lord Galaximus? You might want to take a look at this...
As they walked to the dining area, they saw it completely covered in soap and bubbles
Galaximus: *gasps* WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?!
Dark Jaiden: I told them to clean...and this happened.
Galaximus: I bet I know who did this... PATRICK!!!
Patrick: I wanted to have a bath!
Agent Red: *sigh* Perhaps we should assign him to a simpler task. Any suggestions?
Galaximus: Alright Patrick. I want yo to go around my castle and pick up litter. If you screw THIS up, there will be consequences!
Mr. P: No, I got a more terrible Idea!
Mr. P orders the protagonists to work in an assembly line.
Mr. P: This is my favorite game, I call it.. Screw up, then your Screwed Up. Alright the rules are simple, The person next to you has to assemble the parts, and then the next person has to tighten the bolts. It will go to the scanner to check if they are all correct, If correct your fine. If your wrong! Ha ha ha! You get the most painful shock ever. Enjoy!
Mr. P calls a f*ckton of Guards to guard the room, and more guards everywhere.
Galaximus: Isn't that nice, guys? He made a little game for you!
Patrick: Games? I love games! I wanna play! I wanna play! *he runs over and assembles the parts*
Jenny: You guys are insane! You're trying to destroy us!
Mr. P heads to the room.
Mr. P: I dont hear working. Now get to it!
Mr. Red: Sorry, lord. I was too busy examining Nebula's battle armor. I just can't believe how technologically advanced the Inkling race are!
Mr. P: Not you! Those little slaves.
Mr. P snickers.
Nebula: We are done, Mr. P. Take a look.
Mr. P: Whoops, I almost forgot to tell you, there's an endless supply of them! Ha ha ha, ENJOY LABOR! And your not tightening them so..
The slaves gets shocked by heavy amounts of electricity. They are covered in black as well.
Jenny: OOOOOWCH! That hurt! Nebula, you and Patrick keep working. I'm gonna try and find a way out if this torture chamber.
Mr. P: Ahahaahahaha!
The ruthless and careless inventor shuts the door, and tells guards to guard the door.
Jenny: How much longer will you keep this up, vile fiend?
Mr. P: For the rest of my eternity, Mollusk Mouth.
Mr. P heads to the Kitchen to see whats there to eat.
Mr. P: Mm. Potato chips.
*Jenny grows to huge size and tries to grab Mr. P*
Mr. P: Bam! Squidshot!
Mr. P shrinks Jenny.
Mr. P: Man, your easy to deal with.
The scientist crunches on some potato chips.
Cut to the Diaz residence, in Star's room. Doopie and Star are discussing plans.
Doopie: We need to find a way to get them out!
Star: Hmmm....maybe we can barge in and grab our friends- nah, that's not gonna work.
Doopie: Or maybe- nah...
Doopie: Maybe we should call in the rest of the Locked Room Gang to come here. Then we can deal with these matters. *calls some of the Gang members*
Meanwhile, in a different universe, Dynasty is doing push-ups until he had a call
Dynasty: This is Agent Dynasty. *grunt* Speak while you can.
Doopie: Yes? This is Doopie, please come in the Diazes' house, please. It's kinda important. Jenny and her friends were captured by a giant Inkling whom we all know....We're discussing plans to free them from this diabolical so-called goddess' plan.
Dynasty: Understood. *grunt* I'll be on my way.
Meanwhile, atop the castle...
Galaximus: This is going great! This cannot fail!
Karen: Just like all your other plans that "couldn't possibly fail"?
Galaximus: Come on, Karen! Show me how they are doing!
Karen: *her screen shows the Gang- and Paper raiding her kitchen*
Galaximus: Wait. Are those my potato chips?
Mr. Red: Don't worry, lord. I'll just send in my RED soldiers to take care of the problem. In the meantime, why don't you chillax for a while?
Mr. P: Mm, these potato chips are HIGH quality.
Mr. P Crunches on the Potato Chips.
Patrick: Wanna share those? *points to the potato chips*
Then suddenly, RED Soldiers with firearms busted in
RED Soldiers: HALT!
Mr. P: Eh? Alright I'm done.
Mr. P proceeds outside.. He spotted some people.
Mr. P: Looks like we got some visitors to play with. I'll gladly join the game.
Mr. P walks back inside.
Nebula: We gotta fool Mr. P, or we'll be stuck here forever!
???: Psst! Hey!
Dynasty quickly reveals his face from the shadows, but then quickly went back to the shadow
Before they noticed, Mr. P saw them.
Mr. P: Well there you are little children, now we're gonna play my FAVORITE game..
Mr. P rubs his hands.
Mr. P: I call this game... Saw.
Mr. P carries the slaves to a dark room, and locks all passages to escape.
Mr. P: (on speaker) Now listen here you dolts, If you use your powers, you'll die, See that I put power sensors everywhere? Alright, now you have err... About 10 minutes to escape the room, if you don't escape. YOU ALL DIE. I hid the key in a well hidden spot, so find it.
Jenny: Hmmm... Where is it?
After Jenny spoke, the timer starts counting down.
Nebula: We gotta split up! Try and find an exit!
Patrick: Got it!
Dynasty: *in the shadows* Hey, guys. You all okay?
Jenny: Dynasty! What are you doing here?
Nebula: We could really use your help.
Dynasty: *in the shadows* I can't help you physically, but I can help you where is the exit.
Jenny: Where is it? Tell us! We also gotta find a key.
Dynasty: *in the shadows* Search literally beneath the ground. The key is hidden somewhere below the ground. Then... *throws them one of his mines* there should be a door to your left. Blow it open immediately once you find it. Good luck. *dissipates into the shadow*
Jenny: Alright.... hey Patrick, your gonna go underground!
Patrick: Huh? *gets shoved into the ground*
Nebula: Any luck?
Patrick: No! Just und this dumb thing!
Jenny and Nebula: The key! Quick, lets get outa here!
They unlocked the door and immediately see the door to their left
Jenny, Nebula and Patrick sprint towards the door.
They place the mine and BOOM! a shortcut takes them outside of Mr. P's challenge
Karen: Sheila, the three have escaped!
Galaximus: *spits out her root beer * WHAT?!?! But how??
Mr. Red: I have check the scanners. There seems to be an explosion in the hallway area after the key room. Gunpoderium Rodnesium, a common use in my world's land mines. Must be Agent Dynasty!
Galaximus: I'll fix this! *Gets on the intercom* Jenny, Nebula and Patrick please report to the top of the castle IMMEDIATELY!
RED Soldiers: You heard the lord! Move along!
Jenny: Okay, OKAY!
At the top of the castle....
Galaximus: Listen good, fools. I am gonna get work out of you somehow! Now, go and clean all of my clothes! I have been doing Turf Wars lately, so they are extra messy just for you! Now go!
Dark Jaiden: I'll be watching you.
In a tall tree, Doopie and Star are hiding in the leaves.
Doopie: Hey, I thought Turf War ink quickly disappears after battles!
Star: Maybe it leaves stains on clothes.
Doopie: Hey Star, any spell that could get our friends outta here?
Star: I left my spellbook in my room.
Meanwhile, back in the fortress
Jenny: This is gonna take so long! Does this even come off?!? *scrubs at it really hard*
Dark Jaiden: Wow, you are really terrible at cleaning clothes.
Jenny: I can do this, gloomy girl! *starts using both her hands and tentacles abs scrubs the clothes*
Patrick: I never have cleaned anything but shorts before.
Mr. Red: Then cleaning shirts and pants won't be a problem! Now back to work! I have a meeting with Galaximus. *walks away*
Jenny: We are almost done!
Galaximus: What is it, Red?
Mr. Red: Honesty, boss, I don't think this is gonna work out. We might as well kill them. Can we use one of my ideas to kill them??
Galaximus: I wanted to eat them! This better be good!
Meanwhile, back at the laudry room, while Jenny and her gang wash Galaximus' clothes, Dynasty spies on them. He then gives the signal to Star to create a distraction.
Jenny: Huff puff.... Almost done!
Star: *quietly, holding her wand* Ultra Honeybee Distraction!
The spell summons a swarm of kawaii bees and Doopie fairies, distracting the majority of the guards, including Agent Red and Dark Jaiden
Agent Red: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!?!?
Galaximus: AUUUGH! I'M GONNA CRUSH THAT GANG!
Then, Dynasty throws a grenade on the floor and it denoates, taking down most of the guards
Dynasty: *jumps in* THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! RUN FOR IT! *fires his rifle at the guards*
Galaximus: Not so fast! *blocks the exit*. You puny mortals are not going anywhere. And I see someone has showed up uninvited.
Mr. P: Ah, I am so glad that you are here to join us..
Mr. P appears.
Mr. P: How bout we deal things, the corporate way.. As in.. A traditional...
Mr. P takes out his Energy Saber.
Mr. P: Sword fight!
Dynasty: Yes... *pulls out bazooka* and guess what's inside of this baby! *fires the bazzoka, which contain H20 liquids, at Galaximus, severly injuring her*
Jenny: My Inkbrush will have to do. Bring it, P!
Galaximus: Now, now, Dynasty. That was very naughty of you! *slaps Dynasty with her tentacles, making him drop his bazooka* Looks like you could be my new slave!
Mr. P waits for Jenny's move.
Jenny: En garde! *charges at Mr. P, swinging her Inkbrush*
Mr. P counters with a quick slice, The Inkbrush was sliced in half.
Mr. P: You need to work on your Sword skills.
Dynasty: Grrrrrrrrr! *Dynasty tries to shoot her with his rifle, but to no avail*
Suddenly, a blast of water splashes at Galaximus!
Galaximus: Who dares oppose the mighty Galaximus?!
Dynasty: NOW! While she's distracted!
Jenny and the gang comply and ran past her
Jenny: Yes! We're free!
Patrick: And I still have my shorts!
Galaximus: NO! NOOOO! NO! GET BACK HERE! NOOOOO!
Mr. Red: Don't worry, Lord! We can use one of my strategic plans for this. Follow me! *he follows her to a secret entrance to his lair. Unfortunately, however, the gang found another entrance to his lair*
Outside Galaximus' lair, Doopie and Star are playing Pearlfights.
Doopie: YES! I won, 16 times in a row!
Star: Man, I must really be bad at this game.
Galaximus: Give up Gang! This is our turf!
Mr. Red: WAIT! We can't just straight-up attack like Ares! We have to strategize and trick our foes like Athena! Trust me!
Galaximus: I'll just eat them! Easy!
Mr. Red: That girl has frickin' ink bazooka- *scoff* Can we just use one of my strategies? JUST THIS ONCE???
Galaximus: *Growls* FINE!!! But this better work!
Mr. Red: PERFECT!!! Follow me!
As Mr. Red leads Galaximus to his lair, Jenny and her gang found his Supercomputer... which is left unsupervised and unlocked
Jenny: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Nebula: I think so!
After they did whatever they did, Mr. Red anf Galaximus walks to the Supercomputer. Mr. Red then pours himself a glass of Wine
Mr. Red: Trust me, lord. When you see this, you will love it.
As he opesn it, they are immediately barraged by files that said "Plans to Overthrow Galaximus." Mr. Red spits out his wine in utter surprise
Galaximus grabs Mr. Red, and holds him close to her mouth
Galaximus: And what do you call those, huh?
Mr. Red: *studders a bit before speaking* I swear on every blood cell I have, I did not plan any attempt of dethroning you! Even if I di-
Galaximus: HOW DO I KNOW THAT!? You remember what happened to my boyfriend, Jack!? *licks Mr. Red* You want the same to happen to you?
Then, suddenly, Agent Red and a couple of RED Soldiers aim at Galaximus
Agent Red: PUT MR. RED DOWN, YOU OVERSIZED CALAMARI!
Galaximus: FINE! *Puts Mr. Red in her mouth, and spits him out* Well, if you did not do this, who did?
Mr. Red: *runs away, covered in saliva* EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWW!!!!!
Agent Red: I do not know. Probably Jenny and her friends...
Galaximus: They are too good for that. It must be someone here... And I will find who did this.... someday.
As Mr. Red accidentally wanders into Galaximus' throne room, he noticed Jenny and her gang being assisted to a SWAT helicopter by Dynasty... and the WHOLE throne room is full of explosives
Jenny: Oh, hello Red. And goodbye!
Meanwhile, Galaximus is walking to her throne room when, suddenly, Mr. Red bursts through the door, arms on top of his head and slouching, running
Mr. Red: TAKE COVER!!!!!
Galaximus: What are you talking about?!
BOOM! The explosives went off in her throne room, causing a massive explosion
Jenny: Cough cough! We did it. We destroyed her castle. That- was..... AWESOME!!! That was the best explosion I ever seen!
Nebula carries Jenny, still talking about the explosion, away, with Patrick following
Galaximus: NO! Come back here, you three freaks! I.... Wait a minute... *she gives Mr. Red the dirtiest look*
Mr. Red: WHAT!? It wasn't my fault! Those ignorant idiots were the ones that distracted us!
Galaximus: BUT LOOK AT MY CASTLE!!!! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THEM!!!
Mr. Red: But I was DEFENSELESS! I don't even know how to use a frickin' knife, for god sake!
Galaximus: Then why are you a villain?! I can defeat anyone I want easily!
Mr. Red: For my master strateizing and... wait... *thinks about before realizing his mistake. He chuckles nerviously, grabs a broom and starts sweeping*
Galaximus: GRRRRRRRR! REEEEDDDDD!!!
Mr. P: Whoops, Looks like the heroes win again. I'm goin' back to my lair.
Mr. P flies away.
Mr. P: Don't expect me to do your filthy chores, G. I'm no cleaning machine.