In the peaceful Danville in the Tri-State Area, lives famous inventors Phineas and Ferb. But this time, they need to fend off a new threat. Jenny has come to the city for a vacation, but an "old friend" has followed her! But this time, the Gang cannot stop Galaximus on their own. They must call upon the help of The Beak, a fabled superhero. But can they stop the Galactic Army from causing a Tri-State terror?
- Captain Red Shell
- The Beak
The Tri-State Area, a normally peaceful town full of activity. Jenny has come for a vacation, hoping to seek refuge from her everyday, hectic life.
Jenny: So. This must be the place!
Jenny is right. Welcome to Maple Drive, home of young inventors Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. Right now, they've created a ridiculously big and ridiculously dangerous skate track. I dunno if they will survive.
Jenny: Hi Phineas! Hi Ferb! So... I know this seems dull, but what'cha doin'?
Phineas: Oh, hey, Jenny! We were just finished building the Phineas-and-Ferb-edge-of-insanity-kiss-your-butt-goodbye-gravity's-a-stone-cold-sucker-nightmare-rail-skate-track-obstacle-course of doom!
Jenny: Wow! That sounds really fun! Good thing I brought a skateboard!
Phineas: First, we need to test it. You ready, Ferb?
*Ferb gives a thumbs up before he picks up Phineas' board. He accidentally drops it and it goes down the track.*
Phineas: Oops. *He, Ferb and Jenny watch, cringing as the board is going down hit by hammers, attacked by a leopard, among other things before it reaches the bottom and blows up* You know, it occurs to me we could get hurt. I guess the "of doom" in the name should've tipped us off.
Phineas: Well, Ferbooch, unfortunately, there's only one way down: the stairs.
Jenny: So, you guys have any other plans?
Jaiden: *appears* Oh, hey, guys!
Jenny: Hi Jaiden! What are you doing here?
Jaiden: I'm working as a new reporter for KazzapTV News. Can I report on what you guys are doing?
Phineas: Sure! Ferb and I have built the ultimate extreme skate track obstacle course!
Jaiden: Awesome! Have you attempted a run yet? It looks pretty dangerous.
Phineas: Well, we decided we need to make a few tweaks and adjustments so we can, you know, survive and stuff.
Jaiden: Okay, I'll be back later. Hopefully I can make it before the timeslot. See ya!
Phineas: Hmm. Instead of modifying the track, maybe we should modify ourselves. Together we could be the best skateboarder ever!
Meanwhile, high above Danville, Jenny, Jaiden, Phineas and Ferb are being watched... But by who? Only by the most feared, infamous villain that they know.
Galaximus: HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is too easy this time! Not only do I get to destroy Jenny and Jaiden, but also the entire Tri-State Area! Oh, this is gonna be great!
In a coffee shop somewhere else....
Tony: Hey guys! Galaximus is planning an attack!
Jelo: Whoa, really? How'dya know? Any information?
Tony: I've just been sent an alarming message from Gerry, and it's about that giant Inkling! Watch closely! Oh, and join me in girlish screaming if you’re into it.
*James screams girlishly. The video plays.*
Jenny: You gotta be squidding me! She is trying to be.... gentle. Ugh, that is so unlike her. Makes me suspicious...
*The video shows Galaximus shaking hands and walking with citizens of Danville.*
Galaximus: Greetings, citizens of Danville. I, Galaximus, has seized control, of the entire Tri-State Area, and now, all of your puny, insignificant lives are over as we know it. But please stay calm. It will be over quick and painless. Have a nice day!
Jenny: *slaps herself* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
*Suddenly Blast appears with a pink towel around his shoulders, waving with the wind is it were a super hero cape*
Blast: Galaximus is planning an attack on the Tri-State Area!
Captain Red Shell: *comes out of a bush* Um, what's with the cape?
Blast: *notices the towel* Oh, this must have sticked to me when I went through that laundry store. *takes off the towel*
Captain Red Shell: Well, enough with your walk through the laundry store. Galaximus is planning an attack on the Tri-State Area.
Blast: That's what I said!
Jaiden: Oh, hey guys! I got a job as a reporter in KazzapTV News, and I really need your help right now.
Blast: *with hearts in his eyes* Anything to help you, Jaiden.
Captain Red Shell: Not this again, Blast.
Back in the backyard...
Phineas: Okay, so we have to blur the line between skateboard and skateboarder. We can combine dirt biking, ATV racing, in-line skating, street luge, motorized scooters, and Bulgarian folk dancing. Of course, all this extreme fun requires extreme safety: shoulder pads, goggles, gloves, Bulgarian folk athletic supporters, and rocket boosters, razor wire, grappling hooks and laser blaster. Then we lock it all in with an indestructible titanium exoskeleton which increases strength, jumping ability, and other physical attributes one hundred times, including the senses and folk dancing ability.
Ferb gives him an odd look.
Phineas: What? You think we should add more Bulgarian folk dancing elements?
Ferb rolls his eyes.
Phineas: Oh, less! Less Bulgarian folk danc- okay, I thought you and me were on the same page, but never mind. It's cool. Now time to suit up!
Back at the coffee shop...
Jaiden: Sooo....you guys got any ideas for a scoop?
Blast: *looking at Jaiden* I don't know, but you look nice as a reporter...
Captain Red Shell: *hits him in the head* Now cut that out! We're doing some real business here! (calms down) And well, I heard about Galaximus planning to attack the Tri-State Area. Maybe that's some news we ought to be looking for.
Blast: Hm... I also believe Phineas and Ferb were building one of their great things again. Did you talk to them? There's always something interesting happening around them.
Jenny: We gotta tell everyone Galaximus is a phoney!
Jaiden: Good idea. Also, any tips as to look good on TV?
Blast: *with hearts in his eyes* Oh, there's no way you can not look good!
Captain Red Shell: *hits him in the head, again* Could you just stop it?
Blast: Uh, what?
Back in the backyard. The boys are wearing the suit.
Phineas: Okay, video link active. *in a deeper, robotic voice* Whoa, Ferb, check this out! Look what it does to my voice! Ohhh, yeaaah. How about a little test run?
*The boys ride through the skatepark in their suit, unscathed. Suddenly, someone is calling for help.*
Phineas: Huh? Who is that? Turn down the music.
Baxter: Help! My sister's stuck in a tree!
Kaitlynn: My research papers just flew away, so I tried to catch them! Now I'm stuck!
Baxter: Aw, forget it. *grabs out some papers* Hey, Kait! Here's some math problems for you to solve.
Kaitlynn: Oooh, is that calculus? *climbs down, but loses her footing and falls* AAAHH!!!!
Back at the coffee shop...again.
Jenny: We need to tell everyone what she has done in her past, so they know she is evil.
Tiff: Oh, hey, guys! I see you haven't ordered anything yet.
Jenny: Oh. Just give me your finest coffee, please.
Tony: COOKIES!!!!! GIMME COOKIES!!!!!
Tiff: Here you go! *gives everyone what they ordered* That'll be $5.90.
Jenny: Here guys. I'll pay for it *gives Tiff $5.90* There you go!
Meanwhile, high above the sky...
Galaximus: MWUHAHAHAHAHA! This is too easy! No one even tried to stop me! Soon, not only will I rule the Tri-State Area, but also the entire world! I gotta start writing my autobiography.