Peridot and Lapis try out human activities....and fail while they're at it.
- Jennifer Paz as Lapis Lazuli
- Shelby Rabara as Peridot
- Deedee Magno-Hall as Pearl
- Chris Pratt as Jelo
- Jennifer Hale as various voices
- Amanda Leighton as Blossom
(A sunny day in the barn, and- Wait, Jelo's here!)
Jelo: So, we meet again, barn!
(Peridot sees Jelo)
Peridot: Oh, hello Jelo! Nice to see you again! Lapis and I just finished watching the third season of Camp Pining Hearts. What are you doing?
Jelo: Anyway.... I'm just wandering around. Where was I? Oh, yes! We're going to introduce you to human activities.
Peridot: Human activities? That sounds like fun. Steven has told be about some of them, but I never got to try them personally. Want to try some human activities Lapis?
(Welcome...to Driving School!)
Peridot: So, this should be easy. I've flied ships from Homeworld before, I'm sure this has to be easier. So, how does this vehicle work?
(Their instructor is......Pearl.)
Peridot: So, Pearl, how do we start?
Pearl: I dunno, just start the car.
Peridot: Um, how?
Lapis: Hey, how about you turn that key-thing?
Pearl: Whoa. How did you learn that?
Peridot: (turns the "key-thing" and the car starts) Wow, good one. So, now we've got to get the car moving. How do we do that?
Pearl: The gas pedal.
Lapis: I'll be taking the wheel.
Peridot: Ok. Now, it seems you have to press that gas pedal with your foot.
(Lapis hits the gas, but they go too fast!)
Pearl: TOO FAST! Slow down!
Peridot: We're gonna crash! Aah!
Lapis: Uh, I don't know!
Lapis:Uh, Pearl? I think I broke it. (releases the gas, it's still not slowing down)
Pearl: The brakes!
(Lapis hits the brakes, but she broke the brake pedal!)
Peridot: Now what? We're going to crash!
(Lapis does a left turn!)
Peridot: Is there any other way to stop? I'll investigate. (searches for information on internet with her tablet)
Peridot: (reading information from internet) Um... Blue Ocean uploaded some data about driving on the internet. Maybe we should read it. I still don't get how he'd drive without fingers, though. So, uh, are we going to crash?
(The car crashes on a wall, but it still keeps going. The cop cars come!)
Peridot: (sees them coming) Aah! They're coming for us!
(The car drifts.)