Thread:Fairy27/@comment-30790899-20180421120213/@comment-30790899-20180428105636

Huh? Who might you be?

I also got Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Here are the top stories:

Villain at large Galaximus (AKA Orange Inkling) stole the valuable Shine, and for good measure, rained Bob-Ombs upon her foes. Residents of Isle Delfino outraged.

Former villain King Boo seems to have given up his path of evil to pursue a career in law. “Stop stealing my beautiful paintings of Mario, Luigi!” However, he was later seen forcing his Boo minions to steal items from others, showing he went back to square one.

And finally, Jack (AKA Blue Inkling) was last seen being taken into custody, for some baffling reason. Mushroom Kingdom Police told us it was “because he looked at us the wrong way”