User blog:CaptainRustbolt21/Red Fork Theory

Super Acid Theory

Well-el-el, good morning/noon/afternoon/night, fellow readers! My name is Doctor Alas Creepinson, former star geneticist and scientist back at my former home city Vemon City and now residing in the home fortress of Galaximus (my love~). *ahem* Anyhow, there are things most scientists solve and there are things where NOT EVEN FRIGGIN' STEPHEN HAWKINGS CAN FIGURE OUT! Annnnnnd that's the category where Red Fork falls in... Apparently, this per- Erm, sorry. I meant Pony has the uncanny ability to consume millions of pounds of food with little to no negative effects, which makes him famous for his stomach to BREAK ALL PHYSICAL BOUNDARIES OF LOGIC!!! *ahem* Sorry 'bout that. Anyhow, I took some researching and, even though I even can't figure out exactly HOW, I have created a validable theory. As you may have already read the title, I dub it "The Super Acid Theory." Basically speaking, this theory suggests that Red Fork's stomach has some sort of "Super Acid," which is, by all accounts, 12 times stronger than normal corrosive acid. After all, he has devoured large quantities of food and had no recorded cases of having a food baby or a bulging belly or anything! On how he hasn't been able to gain thousands of pounds of fat in his body is currently unknown in my case, however, if I had to make a guess, It could be that the Super Acid in his body was so strong, it destroyed most of the fat it may have contained in said foods and it can recover very little of the fats it can handle. Welp, that was my theory! This is Alas Creepinson, signin' out!