Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20181009131149/@comment-26888167-20181013041314

Jelo, that's too random. You see, comical randomness isn't that doing nonsense. That's why we don't like dumb characters. Randomness doesn't mean nonsense.

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 * Fries: Get digging Garnet! The ingredients are probably undergr-
 * Garnet: Where I'm from, I don't need shovels. *digs like a drill using her gauntlets underground*

This is the least random of the bunch, but it's the best one in my opinion.