Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-31727837-20180228231718/@comment-31727837-20180305232050

(derp.)

Dr. Creep (phone): May I speak to the most beautiful girl in the world?

Galaximus: (curls a bit of her hair) She's not here right now... Will I do?~

Dr. Creep: (to Mr. Red, panicky) HOW DO I ANSWER THAT?

Mr. Red: I'd hang up and hid behind the drapes. That's what I did to my college crush.