Stories: Loud Invasion

''It was a peaceful day at Galaximus’s lair- until the got some unwanted visitors! When the Loud family comes for a visit, can the Galactic Army round them up and kick them out? Or will Lincoln and his sisters prove too much for them?''

Cast (so far)

 * Galaximus
 * Squidkiller
 * Cala Maria
 * Lincoln Loud
 * Lily Loud
 * Lola Loud
 * Lisa Loud
 * Lana Loud
 * Lucy Loud
 * Lynn Loud
 * Luna Loud
 * Lori Loud
 * Leni Loud
 * Luan Loud

Story
It was a very peaceful day at Galaximus's Lair...

Galaximus: It's quiet. Too quiet....

Mr. Red: *yawns* Finally. Quiet enough for me to make myself some coffee in the morning. I'll be right back, lord.

Galaximus: Take your time.

Mr. Red went to the kitchen to prepare himself a cup of coffee when All of a sudden, he hears something tapping on the door.

Mr. Red: What the...? *investigates*

''Lily is knocking at the door! Red can hear her babbling. ''

Mr. Red: What the hell?

Lily laughs and crawls into the lair. 

Mr. Red: Oh no you don't! *grabs Lily*

But suddenly, a terrible stench overtakes the room!

Lily: Poo poo!

Mr. Red: *coughs* Ugh... RED MEDIC!

RED Medic: Yes, sir?

Mr. Red: This request may sound weird but... Could you change this baby's diaper? I gotta report this to our lord.

RED Medic: Uhhh... *grabs Lily* V-Very well, then.

Meanwhile....

Galaximus: Ah, this feels nice! *sniffs the air* That's strange. Something smells.... oh well. Must be thinking too hard.

Mr. Red: *opens the doors* Lord, I have a question, and be serious.

Galaximus: Alright. What?

Mr. Red: Did you and Creep secretly married each other and adopted a baby?

Vile is heard snickering at that question

She spits out the root beer she was drinking.

Galaximus: N-NO! Why on Earth do you ask?

RED Medic: *comes in with Lily* Done changing the baby's diaper, just like you requested, Mr. Red.

Galaximus: Lily? Wait a minute.... *gets out her phone*

Meanwhile, at the Loud's residence...

Lori's phone rings.

Lori: Oh, hi boo-boo bear!

Galaximus: I am not your boo-boo bear! It's me- Galaximus!

Lori: Oh, you again. What do you want?

Galaximus: Why is your little sister Lily here?!

Lori: She likes to wander.

Galaximus: Well, get over here and get her!

Lori: Sure *rolls her eyes, and hangs up* Oh, I'll come alright. *starts to get a wicked smile* HEY! SIBLINGS! We gotta Inkling to visit!

Meanwhile

Mr. Red: *drinking his cup of coffee* Ahhh...

Lily is fast asleep, with her blanket in her arm.

Vile: Permission to check the main entrance, Lord Galaximus? The Loud family should be here by now.

Galaximus: Tell them to take Lily and leave!

Vile: Yes, madam. Come, RED Medic.

RED Medic: Yes, sir.

Vile and the RED Medic came outside to meet the Loud Family, who were waiting outside the entrance

Vile: *right eye turns red* Take your 6-month-old sibling and leave.

Luan: Come on! We should get a proper introduction! Put er’ there!  *shakes Vile‘s hand, But she has a joy buzzer, which zaps him!*

This caused Vile to malfunction and shut down

RED Medic: *tries to hide a snicker*

Lincoln: I got an idea. How about we look around this place? I mean, these guys invade on our privacy! Lets invade on theirs!

Meanwhile, in one of the hallways

Dr. Creep: *humming the creeper rap*

Luna: Woah, mate! You humming a tune? Let me help you! *gets out her guitar, plugs in some speakers, and plays at full blast*

The blast was loud enough to throw Dr. Creep into a nearby wall

Dr. Creep: *weakly* Ow...

Luna: Thank you, thank you! *bows*

Dr. Creep: *drops to the ground* Ugh... Need f-food to... Replenish my health...

Luna: Get me some rockin fuel too, please.

Vile: *sneaks up behind Luna* '''What do you think you're doing here, creep? '''*tries to grab Luna*

Luna: Huh? *looks behind her* BACK OFF! *whacks him with her guitar*

Vile: UGH! '''YOU DARE!? '''*tries to blast her with his cannon*

All of a sudden, he gets a pie thrown in his face!

Luan: He sure got ''creamed! ''Ha ha ha ha ha!

Vile: *removes the pie from his face and charges to Luan*

In desperation, Luan squirts water from the flower on her shirt, hoping to make Vile malfunction.

Vile: HAHAHAHAHA! You'd think a little water might stop me!? Come her- *Luan uses her joy buzzer to make him malfunction again*

Luan: That was a shocking development! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Meanwhile....

Lisa: This place has amateur scientists. *gets out her chemistry set* Time to show them how to do it right!

Dr. Creep then busts in, visibly injured

Lisa: Yech- what happened to you?

Dr. Creep: One of your spoiled siblings injured me. *drops to the ground* Ugh... I need something to eat. There should be a piece of cooked pork inside of that fridge of mine...

Lisa: Stand back! I'll get it for you! *walks to the fridge, and gets the pork* I am conducting an experiment, and no one else but me can be close!

Dr. Creep: *eats the pork and gets up* Well, maybe I can help. Yes, you are a professional nerd, but I am a professional scientist. Geneticist- whatever!

Lisa: I resent your statement. Alas, I could use some help. This is complicated stuff!

Dr. Creep: Oh, trust me. Gene science is much more complicated. It's all about the DNA 'n stuff in organisms.

Lisa: *pours a chemical into a test tube* Oh trust me, I know.

Dr. Creep: This ought to be fun!

Meanwhile, in Galaximus' throne room...

Lola: Hey, ugly! Do you need a makeover?

Galaximus: I AM NOT UGLY!

But Lola proceeds to give her a makeover!

Galaximus: UGH!

RED Soldier: *busts in* THIS IS THE RED FORCES! STAND DOWN!

Lola: Those are some ugly looking guards!

Vile: *comes inside* Stand down, guards. Leave this beauty overlord to me.

Lola walks up to Vile, and examines him.

Lola: Hmmm....

Vile: *gives her an intimidating look* '''Leave. NOW.'''

Lola: You are not worthy of my advice, hunk of metal! Hmph! *she walks out*

Vile: I apologize, lord, but as you can see, we somehow let the Loud family inside of your fortress.

Galaximus: You think!?

Lori: Hello, Sheila, my old friend.

Galaximus: Hello, traitor.

Lori: Don't start. I see you are having trouble with my siblings.

Vile: *points to Galaximus* Does this answer your question, you miserable human?

Lori: Listen, Galaxibutt. This is what you get for causing us trouble.

Galaximus: You are gonna leave! NOW!

Lori: Na! I don't feel like it....

Vile: *points his blaster at Lori* Do as she says or I'll kill you.

She taps on her phone, and summons two Gargantuars!

Lori: Make me!

Vile: *laughs evilly and make his eye glow* '''Very well, then. '''*grabs Lori by the throat*

Lynn: Hands off my sister! *she tackles Vile*

Vile: Ugh! HAND'S OFF ME, HUMAN! *throws Lynn into a wall*

Lynn: Ouch! That should be a foul!

Vile: In battle, there is no foul! And you are Disquadified! *prepares to kill Lynn*