Stories/Divine Office Christmas

Plot
''Welcome to the American Branch of the Jade Paper Company, where we shall see the everyday goings of it's employees. The one twist is - Everyone here is a god! Can their deific nature help them deal with the cons of such a mild-mannered job?

Yes this is based of the office

Cast
♠ - denotes a character's first appearance. ♦ - denotes a cameo, minor appearance, or mention only. ♣ - denotes a character's final appearance.


 * Mr. J ♠
 * Amaterasu ♠
 * Dragon King ♠
 * Lao Tzu ♠
 * Ame-no-Uzume ♠
 * Tsukuyomi ♠
 * Izanagi ♠
 * Izanami ♠
 * Quetzalcoatl

Story
''The camera pans in on a large building. It appears to be an office building of sorts. Inside, several people appear to be doing rather mundane tasks, when suddenly an man in a light green suit bursts through the door.''


 * Quetzalcoatl: Guys!

A japanese woman in a receptionist seat looks up from the magazine she's reading


 * Amaterasu: What?
 * Quetzalcoatl: Mr. J's visiting in an hour!

''A man with long hair and a beard looks up from his little office room. He walks out to where everyone else is sat.''


 * Izanagi: Alright, no one panic, we all know the drill, he's here to do those stupid inspections again.

Cut to Izanagi


 * Izanagi:
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