Thread:BoltBlizard/@comment-31727837-20180306191902/@comment-31727837-20190120174620

I found this dialogue in the Poker Night wiki!

GLaDOS: I'm detecting an alarming amount of chronoton emissions in the general vicinity. Are any of you time travelers? Claptrap: I think I'm from the future, does that count? Brock: I put Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock one time. That was pretty cool. Ash: I kind of fell into the 14th century once, but that was totally not my fault! Sam: Time travel, time travel, let me see... well, Max and I went back to ancient Egypt, visited our teenage selfs, quizzed our ancient creaky selves, mind-melded with our great-grandfathers... Max: Accidentally created a pair of temporal clones. Sam: ...fought a trio of time-traveling mariachis, and, oh yeah, messed around with the beginning of time once or twice. Does that count? GLaDOS: (to Sam) Congratulations. You're a universe-imperiling paradox in dog's clothing. Commencing chronoton sterilization now. (a glowing white light surrounds Sam, sterilizing him) Sam: Ooh, tingly. Wait, did you say, "sterilization?" GLaDOS: Chronotons eliminated. Continuity restored to 78 percent plausibility. Sam: I like those odds!