Thread:Redfork2000/@comment-31727837-20180929122335/@comment-31727837-20181009020923

Try saying THAT to Discord

So, I've come up with a more subtle storyline so far...

In the base of HyperTech Industries, Inc., Alan Robertson was doing his casual work on his private office with a can of soda by his side when his secretary informs him that his hired sniper has yet to terminate Red Fork, the leader of the Red Crystals. Alan, who is actually drawing a pixel art doodle of him beheading Red Fork, takes the news seriously and considers about just sending a firing squad to ambush and vanquish the Red Crystals, only for the secretary to remind him that he already attempted that. Cue flashback where Alan's firing squad are sneaking through alleyway after alleyway waiting for the Red Crystals to come when suddenly, they encounter Pinkie Pie's shop, who is currently having a bake sale. The soldiers eventually agreed to postpone their mission and buy some sweets instead. End flashback, Alan receives a phone call from his sniper and answers him, in which the sniper declares that he can't find a suitable hiding place due to most of the houses of Equestria have straw roofs and are really small. Eventually, Alan decides to call in the big guns and attempts to assemble the Purple-Ops, only for his secretary to tell him that they can't call on the Purple-Ops for the time being. When Alan asks why, the secretary explains that his attempt to cut food costs by introducing "Mystery Meat" on the cafeteria menu gave most, if not all, members of the Purple-Ops food poisoning and that they won't be available for the time being until the symptoms clear up. Having no other choice, Alan decides to call on his most successful, yet most dangerous, experiment of all: Project Set, a former assassin turned superweapon who can bend reality via the Improbability Drive that is attached to his back, who is tasked to lure out the Red Crystals and eliminate them.