Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-26888167-20171023021211/@comment-27480112-20171024115017

Inspired by the "Penn Zero" episode Defending the Earth, I present to you...

''An animated intro plays. It features Jeff Foxworthy waking up in bed, getting suited up, running out of his house, then taking the bus. He then stops at a bus stop and takes the taxi. Later, he leaves the taxi and runs by many people until he enters the studio building where the show is being filmed. It then cuts into the stage, this time in live action.''

Live from Burbank, California...everybody get ready for America's likely-greatest court/reality/game show: Chaos in the Courtroom!!!! Featuring your host, Jeff Foxworthy!

Foxworthy arrives at the stage, and everyone's already cheering.

Host (won't refer to him as Foxworthy, just Host): *gavel strike* Cheering adjourned!

Everyone becomes quiet.

Host: Alright, everyone, welcome to Chaos in the Courtroom, where we take something as boring as court shows, take something as fun as reality shows, mix it all together, and run with it. Yeah. This time, two special guests are going to argue against each other, I'm gonna sit here, and I probably have nothing left to say. For our very first episode, we'll have good vs. evil! Sweet vs. rotten! Hero vs. villain! Relative vs. relative! Star Butterfly! Against Eclipsa Butterfly!

Yah.