Stories: Cuboy and the Nitro Maniacs

Plot
''Starcade's friends get captured left and right by a new face in Eitbit, a mercenary with cute but rather deadly technology sent to capture all of the Retro Rebels to give an opening for Olympus to initiate an invasion. Starcade manages to escape her fate, but she has to act quickly and seek help from the gang before more and more of her friends get captured.''

Cast

 * Green Shadow
 * Bonk Choy
 * Re-Peat Moss
 * Starcade
 * Test Subject Blue
 * Pink Angel
 * Viking
 * Licorice
 * Smokey Bacon
 * Owl
 * Fat Cat
 * Hot Air
 * Warlock
 * The Gemstones
 * Red Fork
 * Blue Ocean
 * Lemon Glass
 * Captain Red Shell
 * Coconut Crab
 * Gary Guppy
 * Blowy
 * Starry
 * Blast
 * Alice
 * Tommy
 * Boulder
 * Emily Green
 * Boom
 * Electra
 * Scorch
 * Blade
 * Olympus
 * Dark Starcade
 * Cuboy (NEW!)
 * Test Subject Green (NEW!)
 * Orange Angel (NEW!)
 * Valkyrie (NEW!)
 * Sorbet (NEW!)
 * Mint Choc Chip (NEW!)
 * Parasite (NEW!)
 * The Moon (NEW!)
 * Baron von Blimp (NEW!)
 * Four-Eyed (NEW!)

Story
''Several explosions can be seen in Eitbit as the city is under attack by a mysterious teenager wearing cubed headgear and pink armor, with several bizarre-looking henchmen. The mysterious teenager is shooting glowing pink cubes at the Eitbitizens, trapping them in cube-shaped cages. The Retro Rebels show up and fight the mysterious teenager and the henchmen, only for most of them to be trapped in cube-shaped cages as well. Soon enough, Starcade, Test Subject Blue and Pink Angel are the only ones left, as they are hiding behind a wall, trying to hide from the incoming devastating attacks.'' A huge explosion occurs, before the mysterious teenager shows up, pointing his cannon at the gang. ??? shoots a glowing pink cube from his cannon at Pink Angel, trapping it in a cube-shaped cage. Test Subject Blue steps forward, and points his proton cannon at ???. Test Subject Blue fires proton bullets at ???, who dodges and shoots a glowing pink cube at Test Subject Blue, trapping him. ''Meanwhile, Starcade is attempting to free Pink Angel from his cage but to no avail. She fires a laser at the cage, which literally backfires at her. The laser hits directly at one of her biggest wounds that she suffered in Danger in the Skies.'' ''??? fires glowing pink cubes towards Starcade, who dodges them with her great agility. As she stops, she cuts open a portal to Echo Creek.'' ''??? gets frustrated and charges up a powerful laser, firing it at Starcade. Starcade tries to dodge the laser, but she gets hit by it, knocking her into the portal.  One of ???'s henchmen, a green-colored enzyme who takes the shape of Test Subject Blue, shows up.'' ''The enzymes goes to do as he is told, as ??? hops into the portal before it closes. Meanwhile, in Echo Creek, Starcade ends up in a dark alley.'' ''Starcade makes her way to find the gang, while noticing that ??? has already shown up in Echo Creek.'' Starcade continues making her way to the gang while avoiding being spotted by ???. ''??? flies around Echo Creek to search for Starcade. Meanwhile, the gang are at Red Fork's house, when suddenly, Blast, Tommy and Alice arrive.'' Blast creates a large energy field around himself, and shoots powerful energy blasts all around the place. Tommy flies around, and summons a yoyo. Tommy tosses the yoyo, and it hits one of Red Fork's portraits, breaking it. The gang awes in amazement as they see Blast and Tommy showing off their new abilities, specially the members of the Red Crystals who hadn't seen this yet. Tommy tosses the other yoyo, and it hits a table, knocking it down and breaking the lamp that was on it. ''Blast flies around the room super fast, leaving an energy trail behind him. He shoots several energy blasts at each other, creating explosions of light.'' Tommy tosses both yoyos around, but accidentally breaking a lot of things in the process. Blue Ocean uses his magic to stop Tommy's yoyos, and Red Fork uses his magic to create a magic barrier around Blast, stopping the energy blasts. Alice shows off her jetpack, and uses her vacuum machine to clean up the mess Blast and Tommy made, while flying with her jetpack. The gang follows Red Fork to the backyard. ''Blast and Tommy show off their powers a bit more. Blast creates powerful energy waves and energy fields, while Tommy summons different kinds of toys as weapons, such as using legos to build large walls, using water guns to shoot around, and summoning yoyos to use as well.'' ''Blast and Tommy continue to show off their new powers to the gang. Meanwhile, Starcade is still making her way to Red Fork's house, despite being severely injured.'' Suddenly, Starcade sees a teenage boy sitting by a tree, crying. Starcade approaches the teenage boy, and gasps when she finds out who she is. ''Starcade piggybacks Billy, as she goes to look for his house. She then sees the same green enzyme that talked to the mysterious teenager shooting at them.'' The green enzyme shoots a cluster of enzyme bullets at Starcade and Billy. Starcade puts Billy down for a moment, before dodging the enzyme bullets. ''Starcade takes out her laser pistols and begins retaliating with a volley of laser beams. The green enzyme fires back more enzyme bullets.'' Starcade fires two laser beams from her laser pistols at the same time, combining the beams into one powerful laser beam that melts Test Subject Green into a puddle of green enzyme. ''Test Subject Green, in his puddle form, retreats into a drain.  Starcade piggybacks Billy again and carries him to his house, arriving in about three minutes.'' ''Starcade makes her way to Red Fork's house. Meanwhile, Blue Ocean and Lemon Glass are heading towards the store.'' ''Blue Ocean and Lemon Glass enter the store and make their purchases, before heading home. However, as soon as they step out, they are greeted by the same mysterious teenager wearing cubed headgear and pink armor.'' ''Cuboy aims his cannon and fires several electric bolts towards Blue Ocean and Lemon Glass. Blue Ocean creates a forcefield to protect both of them from Cuboy's attacks.'' Cuboy fires several lasers towards the two ponies, destroying the forcefield. Cuboy fires a glowing pink cube at Blue Ocean, trapping him in a cube-shaped cage. ''Cuboy types in some coordinates, before warping himself and Blue Ocean out of Echo Creek.  Lemon Glass flies straight back to Red Fork's house to tell the gang about what just happened. Meanwhile, back at Red Fork's house, Starcade shows up in a severely injured state.'' Right in that moment, Lemon Glass bursts into the place, seeming alarmed. ''Suddenly, Starcade hears crackling noises. She takes out her phone, and sees that it has been hacked by Cuboy. The screen then reveals a live footage of Cuboy.'' ''Gary Garnet takes out his computer and Starcade connects her phone to it. Gary Garnet's computer screen lights up to show Cuboy in a room at Olympus' castle.'' Cuboy proceeds to show capsules where he has captured every single Eitbitizen, as well as a special capsule for Blue Ocean. Cuboy cuts off the signal, ending the transmission. Starcade cuts open a portal with her pair of dimensional scissors to Champion City, allowing the gang to make their way to Olympus' castle, arriving shortly afterwards. ''Starcade hacks the code pad right next to the doors to Olympus' castle. She successfully opens the doors, but just as she steps inside, a glowing pink cube hits her, trapping her inside.'' ''Captain Red Shell runs up to the pink cube, and slashes it with his sword. However, this attack proves to be ineffective, since the pink cube doesn't seem to have a single scratch on it.'' A few Space Invaders show up and carry the cube Starcade is trapped in, before floating away. Red Fork chases the Space Invaders that are carrying the cube Starcade is in. ''The gang chases after the Space Invaders as well. Halfway through the chase, Red Fork sees a wall descending at a quick speed. He makes it past the wall right before it slams onto the ground, trapping the rest of the gang and preventing them from going forward.'' Boulder punches the wall with his fists, but nothing seems to happen. Green Shadow turns and sees that there is a huge door with a code pad in front of them, with cameras hidden among the walls. ''Boom flies up to the cameras, and tries breaking them with his super strength. However, the cameras turn towards Boom and fire laser beams at him before the latter can reach them, knocking him into a wall.'' Boom flies up to them, ready to try again. ''Tommy summons a small rubber ball, and tosses it at one of the cameras. All of the cameras turn towards the ball and fire laser beams at it, destroying it instantly.'' ''Amelia Amethyst activates a forcefield and tries to move past the cameras. However, just like before, all of the cameras turn to Amelia Amethyst and fire away at the forcefield. The combined strength of the lasers quickly destroy Amelia Amethyst's forcefield, forcing Amelia Amethyst to run back to the gang to avoid the cameras' lasers.'' ''Tommy uses his toy powers to summon two water guns. He uses them to shoot water at the cameras, while keeping enough distance to avoid activating them. However, the water has no effect on the cameras.'' While the water does not damage the cameras, they cause the cameras to turn towards the puddle of water formed on the floor and shoot lasers at it, which has no effect on the water. The gang runs past the cameras to the code pad. Gary Garnet tries to hack the code pad, but fails and gets electrocuted. ''Electra tries hacking the code pad. However, it fails as well, although this doesn't cause Electra to be electrocuted.'' ''As everyone stands back, Gary Garnet shoots water from Tommy's water gun at the code pad, disabling it. This causes the cameras to shut down and the door to open as well.'' ''The gang enters the next room, only to see a timer at two minutes above them counting down with a sign that reads, "This room will explode as soon as the timer reaches zero." The gang also sees five identical doors in front of them. However, each door has a different sign.''
 * Test Subject Blue: We're running out of Retro Rebels!
 * Pink Angel: Oh, this isn't good...
 * Starcade: This plan isn't working, we must think of something else if we have to defeat those enemies...
 * Test Subject Blue: I have an idea, let's go to Olympus' castle! Surely he must be the one who sent these freaks to attack our city! We'll get him to stop attacking!
 * Starcade: No, Blue. That's never a good idea. Olympus' castle is heavily fortified with defenses of highly advanced technology, and you know it.
 * Test Subject Blue: I just thought...this could be all his doing.
 * Starcade: That's what I thought too, but this time, I have a feeling that we might be wrong.
 * Pink Angel: Really? Who else could be behind this then?
 * Starcade: I'm not sure, but I don't think we'll want to find out. We need help from the gang if we're going to stop this.
 * Pink Angel: But the other Retro Rebels, they have been caught too. We're the only ones left!
 * Starcade: Don't worry, together we can save them. I'll hold them off, you two go to Echo Creek and get help.
 * Pink Angel: What?
 * Test Subject Blue: No way! Not after how you were injured from the previous battle with those flyers!
 * Starcade: I'll be fine. I've been kidnapped a bunch of times before, being captured by a new villain isn't such a big deal to me anymore.
 * Test Subject Blue: But...
 * Starcade: Go. Take my scissors. (takes out my pair of dimensional scissors)
 * Test Subject Blue: No, I can't do that. I can't let...
 * ???: Going somewhere, guys?
 * Starcade: Blue, take the scissors! That's an order!
 * Test Subject Blue: I...I can't...
 * ???: No one leaves Cuboy Town!
 * Pink Angel: Cuboy Town? Uh oh.
 * Pink Angel: Hey, I'm stuck! Argh!
 * Starcade: Please, Blue, I'm begging you...take the scissors and get out of here.
 * Test Subject Blue: I...I...I...
 * ???: Escaping is futile. Give it up.
 * Test Subject Blue: No!
 * Starcade: Blue?
 * Test Subject Blue: Come on, show me what you got, pinkie!
 * ???: As you wish, aka your deathwish.
 * Test Subject Blue: What?
 * ???: But you're an interesting one. Your death can wait until I take you back to base. But until then, I'll keep my eye on you and your friends.
 * Test Subject Blue: Oh no!
 * ???: Oh yes! And who do we have left?
 * Starcade: OW!!! (covers her wound)
 * ???: Looks like you're the last one standing.
 * Starcade: Who are you to come to my city and capture my friends like that?
 * ???: That's not for you to know, girl. I have your friends with me, every single one of them is within my grasp. The last thing I need to do is to capture you.
 * Starcade: My friends sacrificed themselves to protect me...(takes out her dimensional scissors)...so I must honor their sacrifice. Sorry, dude, but you're not going to get me today.
 * ???: We'll see about that.
 * ???: Such an annoyance. I think I'll just kill you instead!
 * ???: That girl...she escaped. For now.
 * Enzyme: How's it going, boss?
 * ???: Bad. The girl escaped.
 * Enzyme: Why, that's terrible! We have to do something!
 * ???: Go to the Retro Rebels' arcade cabinet and take the Champion's Cup away. Tell the other Nitro Maniacs to take our captives back to base while you're at it. I'll go hunt for her.
 * Enzyme: Loud and clear!
 * Starcade: First Kyoji, now the Retro Rebels? How can this possibly get any worse? Everyone I know and care for is suddenly disappearing! I cannot keep this up, I must do something to end this trend! But the Retro Rebels, they're in danger! In any case, I must go save them and all other Eitbitizens first. I have no idea what that guy intends to do with them, but it can't be any good. I must look for the gang!
 * ???: Ah, good ol' fashioned Echo Creek. But I bet that girl must be around here somewhere, where could she be?
 * Starcade: He's already here! I have to act quickly!
 * ???: She must have gotten far. It'll take days for me to find her in such a big city like this! It's time to initiate Plan B.
 * Blast: Hey guys! Guess what?
 * Gary Guppy: Oh, oh! I know! You got a new haircut!
 * Blast: Nope.
 * Gary Guppy: Alice got another A+ on a math test?
 * Blast: Nope.
 * Gary Guppy: You dated Jaiden and it was super romantic?
 * Blast: (blushes) Nope.
 * Gary Guppy: Tommy was invited to form part of a rock star band?
 * Blast: Nope.
 * Electra: Gary, why don't we let Blast tell us himself?
 * Gary Guppy: Ok.
 * Blast: Well, check this out!
 * Red Fork: WOAH!
 * Blue Ocean: W-w-what!?
 * Green Shadow: Wait a minute, how did you do that?
 * Toby Topaz: Ooh!
 * Tommy: And check out what I can do!
 * Tommy: I call this one, walk the dog!
 * Blast: Don't bother trying to put your socks back on, because we're about to knock 'em off again!
 * Tommy: This one I call, run the dog!
 * Tommy: Oops... heh heh.
 * Blast: How 'bout this!?
 * Red Fork: (excited) Wow!
 * Blue Ocean: (excited) You've got to explain us everything!
 * Toby Topaz: Wow, cool!
 * Amelia Amethyst: I mean, yeah!
 * Bonk Choy: Wish I had superpowers...
 * Tommy: And this one I call, "Walking dogs is just my day job, until I finally get that call back!"
 * Alice: Uh oh...
 * Blue Ocean: Red Fork, a little help?
 * Blue Ocean: Hey guys, it's cool to see you have new powers, but maybe you could try to not destroy our house with them?
 * Diana Diamond: And try not to hurt any of us.
 * Blast: Oh, right.
 * Tommy: Sorry.
 * Red Fork: It's ok. To be honest, you sure made quite a great impression. In fact, there's one in the wall over there, and one over there...
 * Blast: I guess we got a bit carried away.
 * Tommy: But I guess we can always, "reel it in".
 * Red Ruby: Really? You had to do a pun?
 * Red Fork: Brilliant! (laughs) Oh, stop, you're great.
 * Blue Ocean: But really... stop.
 * Blast: Ok.
 * Red Fork: How'd this happen anyway?
 * Tommy: We're not actually sure.
 * Blast: It all happened one night while we were fighting monsters. It was like the energy wave that gave me my powers, except, this time it gave Tommy powers, and gave me some new ones.
 * Red Fork: Cool!
 * Blue Ocean: What about you, Alice?
 * Alice: I didn't get new powers, but I've got a lot of new inventions to help me keep up. I've got a jet pack, as well as a new set of weapons!
 * Blue Ocean: Pretty cool!
 * Red Ruby: Eh, seen all of this before. Good job though.
 * Bonk Choy: Aw man, she got all the cool gadgets too! And they got superpowers too! This is so unfair!
 * Red Fork: Come on Bonk Choy, let's be happy for them. It's always great to see our friends grow stronger. You know what it means, right?
 * Bonk Choy: No?
 * Blowy: Uh... no.
 * Red Fork: It means that the gang is getting even stronger!
 * Bonk Choy: Not me though. I want superpowers and cool gadgets too!
 * Blast: Yeah. Alice, Tommy and I even stopped two monsters together.
 * Blue Ocean: Cool... but I think we have to replace a few things you two have destroyed.
 * Blast: True...
 * Red Fork: Blue Ocean, do me a favor and go over to the store and get a few things to repair and/or replace the objects Blast and Tommy destroyed, please?
 * Blue Ocean: Sure. Wanna come Lemon Glass?
 * Lemon Glass: Of course! I'd love to!
 * Blue Ocean: Got it. (Red Fork gives him some money) We'll be back in a few minutes.
 * Red Fork: Got it. (Blue Ocean and Lemon Glass leave)
 * Blast: Sorry again for making such a mess here.
 * Tommy: Yeah, we didn't mean to break your things.
 * Red Fork: It's alright. Blue Ocean and Lemon Glass will bring the replacements very soon.
 * Toby Topaz: I kinda want to see more of this cool stuff...aw...
 * Amelia Amethyst: Hey, how about we see more of it outside the house? They won't be able to break things, right?
 * Red Fork: You're right! Let's do that!
 * Blast: Cool!
 * Red Fork: Come over to the backyard! It should be large enough to show your new powers.
 * Tommy: Got it!
 * Red Fork: Alright boys, you've impressed us a lot with your abilities. Show us what you've got.
 * Amelia Amethyst: Yeah, do it!
 * Bonk Choy: Teach me your ways!
 * Blast: Ok.
 * Red Fork: Cool!
 * Captain Red Shell: I must admit, those new abilities are quite impressive.
 * Sean Sapphire: They're cool too.
 * Gary Guppy: Those new powers are CRAZY!
 * Re-Peat Moss: And downright TRICKY too!
 * Bonk Choy: Aw man...am I really the only one here without a superpower or weapon?
 * Re-Peat Moss: Don't worry, I don't have one either. So I think we're on the same side here.
 * Bonk Choy: That doesn't really help, but I guess it'll do...
 * Green Shadow: Come on, Bonk Choy, not everyone needs superpowers or weapons to be special. Besides, maybe one day you might get the superpowers or weapons you want.
 * Bonk Choy: Yeah, I hope so.
 * Amelia Amethyst: (to Blast and Tommy) Woo hoo! Go guys!
 * Starcade: Must...get...help!
 * Starcade: Hey, someone's crying...maybe he needs help? Wait a minute...is that?
 * Boy: Starcade, thank goodness!
 * Starcade: Billy Parker, my biggest fan! What are you doing here?
 * Billy: Oh, I just wanted to try submitting my video game for a second time, and...
 * Starcade: Yeah, sorry about that. You seem sad though, what's wrong, buddy?
 * Billy: Oh you know, I went to Eitbit and uh...some bad guy was attacking it! Glad I escaped...
 * Starcade: Oh no, are you okay?
 * Billy: Yeah...but are you?
 * Starcade: Yes, for now. Look, that guy in the pink mech suit came into town to look for me. I gotta make sure he doesn't find me or you.
 * Billy: You're right. I'm glad you're here...it's such a relief. Could you take me back home? I'd appreciate it...
 * Starcade: Sure. Anything for my fans.
 * Billy: Yay, thanks Starcade, you're the best! (jumps about excitedly)
 * Starcade: Okay, okay, calm down. Where do you live?
 * Billy: Down the street, turn right. (hears noises) They're coming!
 * Starcade: They?
 * Billy: No time, we gotta go!
 * Starcade: Alright...I gotcha.
 * Starcade: Who is that?!
 * Enzyme: Stop right there!
 * Billy: Aah!
 * Starcade: We got to lose this creature, whoever he is!
 * Starcade: Stay behind me, Billy. I got you.
 * Billy: Okay...
 * Starcade: You kinda remind me of Blue, Test Subject Blue.
 * Enzyme: Test Subject Blue? That weakling? I'm much better than that droplet who uses that dopey suit! I'm Test Subject Green, and I'm strong enough that I don't need a suit!
 * Starcade: You know what else you don't need?
 * Test Subject Green: What's that?
 * Starcade: To be in Echo Creek. Now get out of here!
 * Test Subject Green: I'll be back! And I'll tell Cuboy about this!
 * Billy: Cuboy? Who's that?
 * Starcade: No one but the guy who's out here hunting for us. Come on, I'll take you home.
 * Billy: Okay.
 * Billy: There it is, my house!
 * Starcade: Stay safe, buddy. If you need my help, just give me a call. I'll be there as soon as I can.
 * Billy: Sure. And thanks again, Starcade. You saved my life!
 * Starcade: You're welcome. I'd like to stay, but I gotta find the gang.
 * Billy: Gang? As in, Locked Room Gang?
 * Starcade: Exactly. See you soon, okay? (winks)
 * Billy: Okay!
 * Lemon Glass: It's nice to see how Blast and Tommy have grown stronger.
 * Blue Ocean: Yes, but I wish they'd be more careful. Oh well, at least they didn't destroy anything in my lab.
 * Lemon Glass: Yeah.
 * Blue Ocean: And there's the store. (points at the store) Let's go in, Lemon Glass.
 * Lemon Glass: Got it.
 * ???: (to Blue Ocean and Lemon Glass) Hello.
 * Lemon Glass: Huh?
 * Blue Ocean: Who are you?
 * ???: I'm Cuboy, or at least his cosplayer. I'm here looking for a girl. A specific one.
 * Lemon Glass: Who is this girl you're looking for?
 * Cuboy: You know which girl I'm talking about. Purple hair, video game expert and she's part of your team as far as I know. Have you seen her?
 * Blue Ocean: Oh, you mean Starcade?
 * Cuboy: Exactly.
 * Lemon Glass: To be honest, I don't remember seeing her ever since we fought that military team from the hangar.
 * Blue Ocean: Same. Sorry pal, it's been quite a while since we saw her. I don't know where she is at the moment.
 * Cuboy: Oh really? I just saw that girl entering Echo Creek about an hour ago. You must be hiding her somewhere, right?
 * Blue Ocean: What the? Where do you even get that idea?
 * Cuboy: Trust me, I know more about you guys than you think.
 * Lemon Glass: Just because she's in Echo Creek doesn't mean we've seen her.
 * Blue Ocean: Tell me, have you seen every single person that's currently in Echo Creek just because you're in Echo Creek?
 * Cuboy: You're talking to someone who has once LIVED in Echo Creek. Now stop fooling around. (points his cannon at Blue Ocean and Lemon Glass) Where's that annoying girl? I'm not going to ask again.
 * Blue Ocean: We already told you we don't know where she is!
 * Lemon Glass: Do you really think we're lying to you?
 * Blue Ocean: You've got serious issues, pal.
 * Cuboy: You're telling me, pal, I've got some serious issues with her. She's an enemy to my leader and my friends, and a potential threat in the arcade world! She must be eliminated!
 * Blue Ocean: What? You're another of those crazy dudes who wants to get rid of her, like Olympus and the Nitrome Boss tried before?
 * Lemon Glass: Mr. Cuboy, Starcade isn't a threat. She's actually a hero, and she's the opposite of the threat. She protects everyone from villains who are actual threats.
 * Blue Ocean: If you're from the arcade world, you should know that more than anyone.
 * Cuboy: I told you, I live here. So you want to protect her? Fine, you leave me no choice. I guess I'll have to make sure she comes to me then.
 * Blue Ocean: Hey, what's your problem!?
 * Lemon Glass: Don't hurt us!
 * Blue Ocean: Besides, if you live here, then shouldn't you know where she is? If your logic is that we know where she is just because we live here, then by that logic, everyone in Echo Creek should know too, even you.
 * Cuboy: Stop trying to annoy me!
 * Cuboy: I gave you a chance to answer my question, but you refuse to take it. You're obviously trying to protect Starcade, since you two are close friends as far as I know. But no one gets in my way and gets away with it!
 * Blue Ocean: Well, you're obviously crazy! Friends don't always know where their friends are!
 * Lemon Glass: To be honest, a friend who always knows where his other friend is at every moment sounds kind of creepy.
 * Blue Ocean: And I'm no stalker, so there's no reason for me to know where Starcade is at every moment. I bet not even Kyoji knows where Starcade is all the time.
 * Cuboy: Silence!
 * Blue Ocean: Hey, what gives!?
 * Lemon Glass: Blue Ocean! Mr. Cuboy, let him go!
 * Cuboy: Not until I find Starcade. If he's not going to tell me where she is, he's going to help me lead her to me!
 * Blue Ocean: What's wrong with your head, dude? How am I going to lead you to Starcade if I don't know where she is?
 * Cuboy: I don't need you to lead me to her, I can use you to lead her to me. (to Lemon Glass) I'm warning you, don't you dare tell the rest of the gang about this, or you'll regret it. (to Blue Ocean) Let's go, I don't have all day.
 * Lemon Glass: Sorry Mr. Cuboy, but I can't let you kidnap my bluey without putting up a fight. I've gotta tell the gang!
 * Starcade: Hi guys.
 * Red Fork: Starcade?
 * Alice: What happened to you?
 * Starcade: Some guy in a pink suit attacked my world and captured my friends, and I had to escape. Didn't escape unharmed, so that's a bummer. And right after that, I came across what looked like my friend Test Subject Blue, only that he's green. I had to save a kid from that green enzyme. Seems like more people are trying to kill me from the looks of it...
 * Lemon Glass: Guys, something terrible just happened!
 * Red Fork: Lemon Glass! What's going on? Where's Blue Ocean?
 * Lemon Glass: That's the thing. He's... he's been kidnapped!
 * Green Shadow: Blue Ocean's been kidnapped?
 * Boom: By who?
 * Lemon Glass: I don't know. It was a guy in pink armor and cube headgear.
 * Starcade: Wait, what?!
 * Toby Topaz: Really cute fashion sense he's got...
 * Sean Sapphire: No way! Wait...who's she talking about?
 * Starcade: The same guy who attacked Eitbit and captured my friends.
 * Starcade: That's him!
 * Gary Garnet: Connect your phone to my computer. Let's see what he has to say.
 * Starcade: Got it.
 * Cuboy: Starcade, glad you picked up my call.
 * Starcade: Call?! You hacked my phone, you jerk!
 * Boom: Looks like someone's calling for a beating up. What do you want, dude?
 * Cuboy: Firstly, I want you to shut up.
 * Bonk Choy: (gasps)
 * Cuboy: Secondly, I want to tell you that your friend Blue Ocean's in my hands, as well as the rest of your friends from Eitbit.
 * Starcade: No way, that's not true!
 * Cuboy: What do you take me for, a liar? Here, see for yourself!
 * Cuboy: I made this special capsule just for your best friend. Isn't that nice of me?
 * Green Shadow: No, it's not.
 * Starcade: Let him go or we'll make you!
 * Red Fork: I have no idea who you are, but you've just got yourself in a lot of trouble, pal. No one, I repeat, no one messes with my best friend, and gets away with it.
 * Cuboy: Oh yeah? No one gets in my way and gets away with it! Too bad your best friend got in my way, so I did what I had to do with him.
 * Amelia Amethyst: That doesn't mean you should kidnap him!
 * Red Ruby: You deserve an explosion right in the face!
 * Cuboy: That's going to be impossible. Oh, and Starcade, I have one more surprise for you.
 * Starcade: What now?
 * Cuboy: Remember that kid you helped out? He's with me too, you know.
 * Starcade: What?! Of all people, you had to kidnap him? He's...
 * Cuboy: Yes, I'm aware of who he is. Billy Parker, aka your biggest fan. He has a crush on you, I hear.
 * Starcade: That's a stretch too far! How could you kidnap a young and innocent boy like him?
 * Cuboy: Oh, he's not. He's the rather annoying type.
 * Starcade: Say no more, what do you want?
 * Cuboy: If you want to save your friends, meet me outside Olympus' castle. If you don't turn up soon, more and more of your friends will disappear. You wouldn't want that, right?
 * Red Fork: Challenge accepted, crazy guy. But get ready. You're going down!
 * Electra: Yeah. We're not going to let you get away with your plans!
 * Blast: If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!
 * Cuboy: It's on then. Taking down the Locked Room Gang has always been something that I wanted to do.
 * Starcade: You're going to be sorry you kidnapped my friends!
 * Cuboy: No regrets. See you later, noobs!
 * Starcade: (facepalms and lowers her head) Why is this always happening?
 * Boom: Because apparently there's endless psychos trying to ruin everything for everyone.
 * Scorch: You see... sometimes, a man just wants to see the world burn...
 * Alice: Wow Scorch, that's actually pretty deep.
 * Electra: And here I thought the only thing in your mind was "fire! fire!"
 * Scorch: Burn! Burn! I wanna see that psycho burn like firewood! Fire!
 * Electra: And... I spoke too soon.
 * Red Ruby: I'm with Scorch, I want to see him burn too!
 * Starcade: And just when I had more than enough trouble with Olympus and Dark Starcade...this guy shows up in my life and starts giving me even more trouble than I can handle! Looks like Eitbit has become an easy pick for villains lately...and I won't allow this! Let's go to Olympus' castle and take Cuboy down!
 * Red Fork: Yeah, let's go!
 * Sean Sapphire: Let's do this!
 * Amelia Amethyst: To Eitbit we go!
 * Starcade: No, Champion City. That's where Olympus' castle is, not Eitbit.
 * Amelia Amethyst: Oh...
 * Blast: Well, here we are.
 * Red Fork: Where do you think he has Blue Ocean?
 * Red Ruby: Obviously somewhere in that castle!
 * Toby Topaz: You sure about doing this? We barely escaped alive the last time we were in there!
 * Starcade: I'm sure. As long as I have to save my friends from that psycho, I don't care what Cuboy has in store for me.
 * Red Fork: I agree. Let's go gang! Let's show this Cuboy what happens when you mess with the Locked Room Gang!
 * Red Ruby: Yeah, let's go!
 * Sean Sapphire: Let's get moving!
 * Starcade: Great. Let me just hack this and...
 * Starcade: Hey, what gives?!
 * Bonk Choy: Where did that even come from?
 * Boom: What the?
 * Captain Red Shell: I'll free you from that cube.
 * Captain Red Shell: No good.
 * Cuboy: (offscreen) Looks like someone fell into my trap! Get rekt, girl! Now it's time I bring you here.
 * Starcade: What?
 * Green Shadow: They're getting away!
 * Red Fork: Oh no they don't!
 * Green Shadow: Gang, let's follow them. I have a feeling that the Space Invaders might be heading towards where the rest of Starcade's friends are kept in.
 * Diana Diamond: Good idea.
 * Blast: Let's go!
 * Bonk Choy: We're trapped!
 * Red Ruby: Now what?
 * Green Shadow: Looks like Red Fork went ahead of us. I hope he's doing well back there.
 * Blast: Oh, he'll be fine. He's a strong guy.
 * Alice: But are we going to do now?
 * Boulder: Perhaps break down the wall?
 * Boulder: Ok, maybe this wall can't be destroyed.
 * Green Shadow: It appears we'll have to take a different path.
 * Bonk Choy: How do we do this without Starcade?
 * Green Shadow: We have to try. Looks like this wall is the set-up for a series of locked room...
 * Gary Garnet: Why are there cameras? Doesn't Cuboy know we're here?
 * Boom: Is he spying on us? I'll wreck those cameras! That'll show him!
 * Boom: Aargh! Those cameras won't beat me!
 * Alice: Boom, stop! This isn't helping at all!
 * Boom: (stops, and sighs) I guess you're right. (flies back to the gang)
 * Blast: Ok, now what do we do?
 * Gary Garnet: If you ask me, we have to figure out how the cameras work. Try throwing something to get their attention like how Boom did earlier.
 * Tommy: I'll do it!
 * Toby Topaz: Yikes...
 * Re-Peat Moss: How do we even get past those TRICKY cameras?
 * Blast: Forcefield?
 * Sean Sapphire: Sure, somebody give a try!
 * Amelia Amethyst: I'll go!
 * Amelia Amethyst: That was...that was close!
 * Boom: Aargh! Let's destroy those annoying cameras!
 * Diana Diamond: Wait, there has to be something around here that controls these cameras.
 * Sean Sapphire: There is a code pad right next to the door over there, we might disable the cameras with it. Or it will open the door for us, I don't know.
 * Gary Garnet: The question is, how do we get past these cameras? So far from what I've observed, as soon as something gets past the cameras, all of them turn towards it and start firing.
 * Sean Sapphire: Looks like Cuboy might've been smarter than we think.
 * Blast: Hm... Aw, no way! I thought someone could be able to teleport over to the other side to avoid the cameras altogether, but none of the members of the gang who can do that are here.
 * Amelia Amethyst: I'm still trying to master the spell of teleportation from Twilight, so...
 * Sean Sapphire: Wait, didn't you create portals before?
 * Amelia Amethyst: Yeah, but that's different from the spell of teleportation, which is harder for me to do. Plus, I don't wanna get near those cameras again.
 * Emily Green: Hm... machines usually malfunction when they enter in contact with water. Water is something that can't be destroyed by lasers. Perhaps if we shoot water at the cameras, they'll stop working?
 * Blast: I guess it's worth a try. Tommy, do it!
 * Tommy: I guess so.
 * Gary Garnet: Looks like these must be waterproof. Perhaps we have to get to the code pad next to the door. (thinks of an idea) I have an idea, why don't we...
 * Green Shadow: Wait, look!
 * Green Shadow: Looks like you're right, Emily. Those lasers can't destroy that water shot from Tommy's water guns.
 * Gary Garnet: Cuboy is smart, but certainly not his cameras.
 * Amelia Amethyst: Let's go before those cameras turn towards us!
 * Alice: Smart thinking, Emily.
 * Emily Green: Well, it didn't go as I thought it would, but I'm glad it worked in the end.
 * Blade: Now, what do we do with this code pad?
 * Gary Garnet: I don't know, hack it? I have experience in hacking, but my hacking skills aren't nearly as good as Starcade's.
 * Amelia Amethyst: Why don't give it a try?
 * Gary Garnet: Sure thing, I don't see why not.
 * Gary Garnet: Ouch!
 * Electra: Ok, let me try. Not only do I have more hacking ability, but I'm immune to electricity, so I can't get electrocuted.
 * Boom: Go ahead and try, I guess.
 * Amelia Amethyst: Maybe we're not supposed to hack it and try to solve the code?
 * Red Ruby: Solve the code? Why would we do that if there aren't any clues? (notices a few wires connecting the code pad to the cameras) Wait a second, why are there wires connecting this thing to those annoying cameras up there?
 * Blast: If so, what should we do about it?
 * Blade: Cut them?
 * Gary Garnet: I doubt it. Who would leave their devices' wires exposed like that? It must only mean that this code pad is connected to those cameras! Tommy, hand me a water gun.
 * Tommy: Sure thing! (summons a water gun, and gives it to Gary Garnet)
 * Gary Garnet: Thanks, now stand back.
 * Blast: We did it!
 * Alice: Let's hurry to the next room!
 * Bonk Choy: Next room!

The first door reads: "This door will activate a trapdoor below you, which will make you fall into a pit of piranha-infested waters."

The second door reads: "This door will lead you to a room filled with trained assassins waiting to kill you."

The third door reads: "This door will lead you to a room with high-voltage wires hanging above a wet floor."

The fourth door reads: "This door will cause this room to be filled with raging fire that will instantly burn you to death."

The fifth door reads: "Behind this door is a brick wall." ''Sean Sapphire opens the door, revealing it to be indeed a room with high-voltage wires hanging above a wet floor. He touches the water, but does not get electrocuted.'' ''The gang crawls across the floor avoiding the wires. Except for Electra, who simply flies through the high-voltage wires, due to being immune to electricity. As soon as the gang reaches the other side of the room, they are faced with a dead end, but with three mysterious compartments and a note in front of them.'' ''Alice picks up the note. It says: "In front of you are three compartments. Only one of the three compartments is safe and will lead you to the next room. Below are five statements, three of them are true and two of them are false.''
 * Toby Topaz: This room will explode soon! I told you we're doomed!
 * Blast: Uh...
 * Emily Green: Wait a moment... I think we can go through one of these doors and survive.
 * Blade: Really? Which one?
 * Emily Green: Well, the third door has high-voltage wires hanging above a wet floor. However, if they're not touching the wet floor, then there's no danger. All we have to do is crawl below the wires without touching them, and we'll be alright.
 * Sean Sapphire: You sure? This room is going to explode, look at the timer! (points at the timer above the doors, which is currently at one minute, thirty seconds)
 * Emily Green: Yes, I'm pretty sure it's the right door.
 * Sean Sapphire: If you say so...
 * Sean Sapphire: Seems like you're right, Emily. This is the right door!
 * Alice: Nice thinking, Emily!
 * Emily Green: Thanks...
 * Boom: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get moving!
 * Red Ruby: What the...more puzzles?!
 * Alice: Alright, let's see what it is this time.
 * Toby Topaz: Quickly...that other room might explode in a moment...
 * Red Ruby: Yeesh, calm down!

Statement #1: Compartment 1 is unsafe.

Statement #2: Compartment 3 is unsafe.

Statement #3: Both compartments 1 and 2 are unsafe.

Statement #4: Either compartment 1 or 2 is safe.

Statement #5: Either compartment 2 or 3 is safe.

''Better be quick or be doomed. --Cuboy--" The gang enters the third compartment, just before an explosion can be heard in the previous room. They find themselves in a dark and quiet room. Captain Red Shell uses his Sword of Crabbagnon to generate light. With the help of the light, the gang sees a huge anthropomorphic moon sleeping right next to the door on the other side of the room. The gang quietly makes their way to the other side of the room. Suddenly, Bonk Choy accidentally steps on a tile that causes the door in front of them to close shut. However, this does not wake up the anthropomorphic moon at all. Suddenly, a cube-shaped container is seen descending from the ceiling. The container opens, revealing what appears to be an green-eyed octopus-spider hybrid leaving goo wherever it goes. The gang then sees Parasite crawling his way towards the sleeping moon. Bonk Choy leaps towards Parasite, who grabs and attacks him with his tentacles, before throwing him into a wall.'' ''Eventually, Parasite hops onto the moon's head and bites it, injecting a strange substance into the moon. Suddenly, the moon wakes up with green glowing eyes, while lighting up the room at the same time.'' ''The Moon begins to shoot several moonlight bullets at the gang, under Parasite's influence. Electra creates an electric forcefield around the gang, protecting them from the bullets.'' Red Ruby throws several dynamite sticks at the Moon, but strangely the Moon does not take damage at all. Parasite suddenly maneuvers the Moon about, as the Moon continues shooting moonlight bullets at the gang. ''Bonk Choy grabs pieces of rocks that he finds and throws them towards Parasite. However, Parasite quickly reacts by using the Moon to protect himself from the rocks. The Moon does not take any damage, however.'' ''Green Shadow shoots an ice blast at the Moon, slowing him down slightly but not hurting him. She dodges the moonlight bullets shot out of the Moon's mouth, before dashing around and landing punches on Parasite and the Moon, confusing them. Parasite manages to block most of Green Shadow's punches, but takes a few as well, getting himself badly hurt in the process. He then gets angry as he gets more visibly hurt and his eye glows brighter, controlling the Moon to fire a huge moonlight beam at the gang, knocking Green Shadow into a wall and destroying Electra's forcefield.'' ''Blast creates an energy forcefield around the gang, while Electra flies around Parasite & Moon, shooting electric bolts at Parasite. While this occurs, Boom flies straight towards Parasite, ready to crash into him for heavy damage. Parasite uses the Moon to protect himself from Electra's attacks, but he gets hit hard by Boom.  He then retaliates by grabbing one of Boom's legs with one of his tentacles, before swinging Boom around and throwing him towards the gang.'' Parasite controls the Moon to float upwards, just a few inches below the ceiling. Parasite controls the Moon to descend towards the gang quickly, crashing into them, destroying Blast's forcefield and damaging all gang members who failed to dodge the crash in time. After the crash, Parasite realizes that the Moon is stuck to the ground, unconscious. ''Parasite sees the gang ready to attack him. Seeing that he is left defenseless and injured, he hops away from the Moon's head and flees quickly before any of the gang members can hurt him further.'' Parasite escapes through the keyhole on the door, leaving behind a trail of goo. ''The Moon suddenly opens his eyes and charges up. The gang thinks that he is going to attack and prepares themselves, but the Moon instead barfs out some goo and the key to the door, before going back to his unconscious state again.'' Red Ruby goes to the door and unlocks it with the key in his hand. ''The gang enters the next room. Meanwhile, the Space Invaders have arrived in the room where Cuboy has captured Starcade's friends, carrying Starcade with them.'' ''The Space Invaders put down Starcade, who is still trapped in her cube-shaped cage. Starcade looks around and calls out to her friends.'' Meanwhile, Red Fork arrives, and sees that Starcade, the Retro Rebels and Blue Ocean are trapped. Red Fork walks out of the room, and waits for Cuboy to do his stuff. Cuboy removes his headgear and reveals himself to be Billy Parker, the same boy that Starcade saved earlier. ''Meanwhile, Red Fork watches from outside the room as he sees that Billy is about to kill Blue Ocean in his capsule. Suddenly, Red Fork teleports right in front of Cuboy, and punches him away from the capsules, knocking him into a wall.'' Suddenly, Test Subject Green enters the room. Test Subject Green leaves the room, as Cuboy turns back to Red Fork. ''Cuboy shoots glowing pink cubes towards Red Fork. Red Fork teleports to behind Cuboy, and rams straight into him.'' ''Cuboy flies towards the ceiling and stays close to it while mid-air, before shooting lasers from his cannon at Red Fork. Red Fork skillfully dodges the lasers, while shooting magic beams at Cuboy.'' ''Cuboy dodges the magic beams and shoots back more lasers at Red Fork. Red Fork then teleports to right below Cuboy, and grabs on to him. Red Fork's weight makes Cuboy unable to fly, and makes both of them fall back to the ground. However, a couple of seconds before they hit the ground, Red Fork teleports again, and appears above Cuboy.'' ''Cuboy flies out of the way, before Red Fork can land on him. He shoots lasers at Red Fork as soon as he turns around. Red Fork teleports again, and appears above Cuboy again.'' ''Red Fork does a downwards smash, slamming himself onto the ground, with Cuboy right beneath him. Cuboy is severely injured but he activates an electric shock function on his suit, electrocuting Red Fork who is on him.'' Red Fork smiles, and his horn starts to glow. Red Fork starts spamming teleportation, teleporting again and again fast enough to confuse Cuboy and make him dizzy. ''Red Fork starts shooting magic beams while he teleports. He teleports fast enough for it to seem like magic beams are being shot at Cuboy from many angles. Red Fork manages to heavily damage Cuboy's suit, to the point where Cuboy is almost unable to continue fighting on his own. However, Cuboy looks at Red Fork and already starts to expect what is about to come for him.'' Red Fork levitates Cuboy with his magic. Red Fork spins Cuboy around several times, before finally tossing him at a wall. ''Cuboy takes out the Champion's Cup he stole from Starcade earlier, and activates it, causing him to glow dark pink. While he is undergoing transformation, Red Fork sees the same controller that Cuboy was about to use to kill Blue Ocean lying on the ground.'' Red Fork picks up the controller, and uses it to free Blue Ocean from his capsule. ''Red Fork and Blue Ocean get to work freeing everyone else that Cuboy captured. Meanwhile, the gang finds themselves entering a large but dimly lit room. There they see Cuboy's henchmen, the Nitro Maniacs, waiting for them.'' Parasite retreats and leaves the room, as the rest of the Nitro Maniacs turn towards the gang. Toby Topaz tries to go to the next room, but Test Subject Green shoves him aside. ''What appears to be a magical demon with four eyes shows up floating in the sky, and shoots a shadow beam at Boom. Boom quickly dodges, barely able to avoid the beam. However, it hits Alice's plasma cannon, which she was holding right behind him, turning it into stone.'' ''What appears to be an orange recolor of Pink Angel, Orange Angel, shows up in the air and shoots bomb arrows at Electra. Electra looks annoyed, and creates an electric forcefield, protecting herself from the bomb arrows.'' Without saying anything, two ice-cream scoops, Sorbet and Mint Choc Chip, show up and neutralize the fire blasts with their own ice blasts. ''Boulder breaks a part of the floor with a punch, and starts tossing pieces of the floor at the two ice cream scoops. Meanwhile, Blade tosses cutting blades at them.'' What appears to be a black blimp with an evil face printed on it, Baron von Blimp, shows up floating in the air, dropping clusters of explosives all over Boulder while he's not looking, knocking him out. ''Blade uses his high jumping skills to jump closer to the blimp, and then, tosses a cutting blade at the blimp. The cutting blade creates a hole in the blimp, causing it to start losing air.'' ''Baron von Blimp, the driver of the black blimp, parachutes his way out before the blimp comes crashing into the gang. The impact of the crash destroys Amelia's forcefield, but the gang is safe.'' Sorbet and Mint Choc Chip freezes the ceiling, much to the gang's confusion. What appears to be a plump woman dressed similar to Viking, Valkyrie, starts singing very loudly, forcing the gang to cover their ears. ''Tommy grabs a microphone, and the gang steps away. Tommy starts singing even louder, and way off-key, causing the entire place to shake, and parts of the ceiling begin to fall. Soon, icicles created by Sorbet and Mint Choc Chip start falling onto the gang.'' ''Blast creates an energy forcefield, protecting the gang from the attacks. Eventually, Valkyrie grows tired of singing and retreats, having lost her voice.  Test Subject Green fires several enzyme bullets at the forcefield. With the combined strength of the enzyme bullets and the icicles, the attacks manage to destroy Blast's forcefield.'' Four-Eyed fires shadow beams in many directions, turning a few gang members into stone. ''Blast, Tommy, Scorch and Electra perform a four-elemental combo at Four-Eyed. Four-Eyed is about to counter the combo, but Red Ruby intervenes by throwing dynamite sticks at him, preventing him from firing another shadow beam, thus allowing the elemental combo to defeat him.'' ''Orange Angel takes aim and shoots a bomb arrow at Blast, Tommy, Scorch and Electra while the four are performing their elemental combo. However, Alice quickly grabs her flame cannon, and shoots a fire blast at the bomb arrow, causing it to explode when it was still close to Orange Angel. Test Subject Green sees Orange Angel getting hurt, and proceeds to fire enzyme blasts at Alice.'' ''Blast and Boom both dash towards Test Subject Green, dodging enzyme blasts, and once they reach them, together they dish out a powerful combo of punches with their combined strength and speed. However, Test Subject Green shapeshifts his enzyme body into Boom's shape, before retaliating with his own set of melee attacks on both Blast and Boom as well. However, Blast and Boom together still mantain the upper hand. Electra soon joins them by shooting electric bolts at Test Subject Green.''
 * Bonk Choy: Wha? I don't get it...
 * Emily Green: Ok, three of these statements are true, and two are false.
 * Blast: But which ones are true and which ones are false?
 * Boom: Argh! I'm gonna punch that Cuboy in the face when we're done with these miserable games!
 * Electra: Isn't it obvious? All we have to do is check which statements would be true if each compartment was the safe one.
 * Blade: Huh?
 * Electra: For example, if compartment 1 was safe, only statements #2 and #4 would be true. So it can't be compartment 1.
 * Emily Green: Oh, I get it! So for example, if compartment 2 was safe, then statements #1, #2, #4 and #5 would be true. So that means it can't be compartment 2 either.
 * Electra: That leaves us with compartment 3. If it was the safe one, then statements #1, #3 and #5 are true, while statements #2 and #4 would be false.
 * Boom: So, that means we should choose compartment #3?
 * Electra: Yes.
 * Boom: Well, let's go for it, then.
 * Green Shadow: Where are we?
 * Toby Topaz: I don't know...but this room is rather creepy...it's dark!
 * Amelia Amethyst: At least we chose the right compartment!
 * Boom: What is this place!?
 * Blast: I'm not sure. Can anyone light us up a bit?
 * Captain Red Shell: Indeed.
 * Toby Topaz: AAH! It's a...
 * Sean Sapphire: Shh!!! (quietly) Don't wake it up!
 * Boom: What the?
 * Blast: What's that?
 * Sean Sapphire: It's...a moon?
 * Toby Topaz: Who knows what it might do if it wakes up?
 * Diana Diamond: (points to the open door on the other side of the room) Good thing the door is open. Let's go to the next room quietly.
 * Blade: Got it. Let's go.
 * Bonk Choy: Whoops.
 * Re-Peat Moss: Oh, TRICKY tentacles, we're trapped!
 * Electra: Way to go, klutz.
 * Blast: Electra, please calm down. It was an accident.
 * Electra: Fine...
 * Boom: Well, even if it was an accident, that still doesn't fix the fact that we're trapped in here!
 * Alice: Calm down Boom. We'll find a way out.
 * Boom: I guess you're right...
 * Green Shadow: Well, there's a keyhole over there...(points to a keyhole on the door)...but where's the key?
 * Toby Topaz: Yuck, what is that? Some sort of a...bug?
 * Electra: Eww!
 * Boom: What in the world is that hideous thing?!
 * Gary Garnet: Looks like some kind of a gross octopus-spider.
 * ???: (with a deep and demonic voice) I am a parasite, ready for its next meal. And you're the perfect take.
 * Amelia Amethyst: What do you mean?
 * Parasite: All I've tasted since the beginning of my existence is monsters, monsters and more monsters. But heroes, now that's a delicacy I've been waiting to try. But first...
 * Boom: What is this psycho doing?
 * Green Shadow: Looks like he's trying to wake the moon up.
 * Bonk Choy: That bug shall go squish!
 * Green Shadow: Bonk Choy, wait!
 * Parasite: (continuing to make his way to the moon) Is waiting for the rising...
 * Bonk Choy: Ugh...
 * Blade: I don't understand any of this!
 * Tommy: Me neither.
 * Lemon Glass: If that thing reaches that other thing, would it be a good thing or a bad thing?
 * Boom, Boulder & Blast: (shrug) Beats me.
 * Parasite: Ah, my old friend, the Moon. Strongest of all monsters I've encountered. Not as big as the real moon, but it'll do. He's the brawn and I'm all brains, together we shall bring the pain.
 * The Moon: (makes a loud roar)
 * Re-Peat Moss, Toby Topaz & Amelia Amethyst: Aah!
 * Lemon Glass: Ok, it's a bad thing! A bad thing!
 * Blast: Oh come on! None of this makes any sense! Where did these two come out of? Why are they here? What's going on!?
 * Electra: Blast, don't stress yourself. Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
 * Blast: But?
 * Electra: Nope, that's all. No buts.
 * Blast: If you say so...
 * Red Ruby: Well, whatever it is, let's blow up this thing!
 * Parasite: Prepare to be served.
 * The Moon: MOON!!!
 * Electra: Well, that's your cue. Go get them, guys!
 * Red Ruby: I'll do it!
 * Red Ruby: What?! How did that not even hurt that beast?!
 * Boom: Perhaps that thing is tougher than it looks?
 * Electra: What about the other one? Do you think it's as tough as that moon thing?
 * Toby Topaz: I don't know, but it looks very scary.
 * Amelia Amethyst: It is kinda squishy though. What was its name again?
 * Diana Diamond: Parasite.
 * Amelia Amethyst: Oh. Yeah, that makes sense.
 * Electra: This forcefield won't resist forever. Why don't you listen to what I'm saying? Go and try to attack the other one!
 * Red Ruby: You're not anyone's boss!
 * Bonk Choy: Let me try!
 * Amelia Amethyst: That thing looks like it knows what we're up to!
 * Electra: Well, attack him from all angles or something! Just like my forcefield can't last forever, he can't use that thing to defend himself forever either. If you attack him from all angles, I bet he can't defend himself from all the attacks!
 * Amelia Amethyst: Got it.
 * Green Shadow: I guess I'll give it a try.
 * Green Shadow: I did manage to hurt him, a little...
 * Toby Topaz: Uh oh, looks like he's angry!
 * Parasite: I'm not done with you just yet! (uses the Moon to block himself once again)
 * Blast: Alright Electra, time to swap places!
 * Parasite: Take this!
 * Parasite: And stay down! (looks at his injuries) That's going to leave a scar or two. Moon, it's time for the finishing touch, the seasoning!
 * Parasite: Perfect. Now we can finish this job in peace. Moon, it's time.
 * The Moon: MOON!!!
 * Green Shadow: (dodges the crash) Whoa, I did not see that coming!
 * Tommy: That was close.
 * Blast: Yeah.
 * Electra: Alright, shall we finish those two?
 * Lemon Glass: Yeah, let's do it.
 * Boom: You're gonna pay for doing that to me!
 * Emily Green: Right through the forcefield? Whoa.
 * Alice: Yeah, that's some power they've got there.
 * Captain Red Shell: We must finish them off by attacking all at the same time.
 * Coconut Crab: Yes captain!
 * Blade: Like when Electra and Boom attacked simultaneously. Parasite couldn't block both attacks.
 * Scorch: Fire! Let's burn him with the flames of justice! Fire!
 * Boulder: Alright, here we go!
 * Gary Guppy: This is gonna get CRAZY!
 * Parasite: What...you're stuck? Come on, get up.
 * Parasite: Forget it, I shall leave before I cause myself another headache. (flees) Mind you, heroes. I'm not through with you yet. This is only the beginning of your end, fools.
 * Boom: Hey, come back here, you coward!
 * Electra: Forget about that guy, let's just move on further.
 * Bonk Choy: What about the key?
 * Electra: (grossed out) Eww...
 * Alice: (grossed out) Is that the key we need?
 * Tommy: Seems so.
 * Blast: Well, let's get it and move on!
 * Electra: (grossed out) Someone else do it. I'm not going near that thing!
 * Red Ruby: (picks up the key like it's nothing) What a weakling.
 * Electra: Ew! I can't believe you're actually touching that!
 * Emily Green: Let's just go to the next room, ok?
 * Electra: Yeah, let's go.
 * Red Ruby: At least I dared to touch it and honestly, it's not even gross. Now stop whining and let's go!
 * Space Invader #1: Package delivered, sir. Package titled: "Annoying Girl".
 * Cuboy: Exactly what I ordered. Leave her to me.
 * Space Invader #1: Yes, sir.
 * Cuboy: Now get going. I have to take care of a few matters myself.
 * Starcade: Blue Ocean! Retro Rebels!
 * Test Subject Blue: Starcade!
 * Pink Angel: Glad you're okay!
 * Licorice: We're okay, but not for long...
 * Blue Ocean: Yeah, this Cuboy guy has got issues.
 * Starcade: Wait a minute, where's Billy?
 * Red Fork: So here's where they've got them trapped.
 * Cuboy: You! You're the red horse who decided to challenge me?
 * Red Fork: Yup. That's me.
 * Cuboy: But you came at the wrong time. I was about to tell Starcade why I kidnapped her friends, but that's not for you to know!
 * Red Fork: And I should care because?
 * Cuboy: Because I say so, and I'm going to release everyone after I settle some stuff with Starcade here. But interfere and I shall kill everyone else without mercy!
 * Red Fork: Alright, alright. If you're really gonna release them afterwards, I guess I can give you a moment. Call me when you're done, pal!
 * Cuboy: Ah, finally. Peace and quiet.
 * Starcade: What do you want from me? And why did you kidnap my friends? You're not planning to kill them, are you?
 * Cuboy: Hey, relax. I just want to talk.
 * Starcade: Well then, just answer my questions!
 * Cuboy: Fine...but you know I had to get your attention somehow. It's been hard to do so since your popularity has been increasing and there's many fanboys out there who love you, and you've been distracted by them. That's why I had to kidnap your friends.
 * Starcade: Don't you dare kill them!
 * Cuboy: I won't, I promise. I just want to get this matter out of my head, and I had to resort to doing this to get your attention.
 * Starcade: Well, you didn't have to do that! You could've just called me or sent a text to me!
 * Cuboy: I've done that before ever since I found out you were real. And not a single time have you replied or called back. Now that's one way to disappoint your biggest fan.
 * Starcade: Biggest fan? Wait...
 * Starcade: BILLY?!
 * Billy: Yeah, it's me!
 * Starcade: I thought you were kidnapped?
 * Billy: Yeah, I lied. I used that lie to get you here. Bet you thought you could get away with ruining my hard work, did you?
 * Starcade: But I already apologized for that incident, haven't I?
 * Billy: Oh yeah? You have no idea how heartbroken I felt! You...you...(starts tearing up and blushes)...I love you, okay?!
 * Starcade: (blushes) What?
 * Billy: Clearly you were so absorbed by your fame that you had to let down one of your biggest fans who has been admiring you from the beginning! I had a crush on you the moment I laid my eyes on you, even though you were on the computer screen. I played all the games you were in, and you had no idea how much your character grew on me. And I was overjoyed when I heard about you in real life, living the life in Eitbit as a popular heroine. From time to time, I tried everything I could do as nice as possible to get your attention, but I can't! And I thought I lost all hope, until you hosted a create-a-video-game competition where the winner would get free merchandise of you. Is that correct?
 * Starcade: Yes?
 * Billy: I literally spent months creating one video game inspired by you and how awesome you were, and I had to fight through my parents and other areas of my life just to get that game done for you. I even took an internship in Nitrome to get that done, without my parents' consent. And when it was all done, all I ever hoped was to win the prize or at least receive a compliment from you. I rushed over as soon as I could, and I arrived with the game in my hand and you rejected it! All my hard work...gone to a waste!
 * Starcade: Wow...I'm...I'm sorry...I didn't know you had to go through so much just to get my attention.
 * Billy: I love you, I really do. But all I wanted is your attention and I was angry and heartbroken at how I felt betrayed by you. You mean a lot more to me than everything else. Nothing I could do work, so I decided to get some help. While I do have company from the Nitro Maniacs, I felt that I needed more guidance from an actual leader who could inspire me, so I turned to Olympus. He wants me to kill you all, but I don't, so the best I could do is to kidnap you all. (starts crying more but wipes away his tears) It's been hard, you know?
 * Starcade: I know how you feel, I'm sorry about it but...
 * Billy: You're smart, strong and beautiful - everything about a girl a guy could ask for! And it amazed me about the fact that you're just as amazing as you are when I looked at you through my computer screen. All my life I've been trying to get you to love me, and I thought this might finally be the moment. So...I love you, Starcade, do you love me?
 * Starcade: Look, you may not know this, but I already have a crush on someone else. I didn't want anyone else to know, but I thought this would be something necessary to tell you.
 * Billy: You have a crush on someone else?! After everything I've done for you?!
 * Starcade: Yeah...he's an ice ninja with a really cool sword. He means a lot to me.
 * Billy: And I don't?
 * Starcade: Wait, Billy, that's not what I meant!
 * Billy: I've done everything I could just for you and this is what I get? Another betrayal? I've had enough of this. (takes out a remote control)
 * Starcade: What are you doing?
 * Billy: I won't rest until you love me back, and I'm going to eliminate anyone that so much poses as an obstacle to prevent you from loving me back!
 * Starcade: No...I love you, but as a friend. Just because we can't be in a relationship doesn't mean we can't be friends! Come on, you don't have to do this!
 * Billy: Oh no, but I have to. And I'm going to start by killing off your best friend, Blue Ocean. Out of these people, he must be the one who's been the closest to you, and I'm going to kill him before he does anything that prevents us from getting into a relationship. Once I'm through with killing everyone else in this room, I'll be looking for this ice ninja you told me about and I'll eliminate him too.
 * Starcade: No, don't you dare! (tries to break out of her cage but to no avail) I feel sorry for you, but I won't let you get away with killing my friends either!
 * Billy: Sadly, I don't care. I told you I won't rest until you declare that you love me back like a girlfriend would. Sorry Starcade, but you leave me no choice! (takes out the remote control and configures it accordingly)
 * Starcade: No! You can't!
 * Red Fork: Alright, you had your moment. But you said you were going to release everyone, not kill them. Look, I'm sorry about your past and all of that, but you can't kill Blue Ocean.
 * Cuboy: (puts his headgear back on) Why not? And what happened to staying out of my conversation with Starcade?
 * Red Fork: Well, what happened with releasing them?
 * Cuboy: Honestly, you can blame Starcade for that. If only she didn't have a crush on anyone else, I wouldn't have to resort to killing everyone else in this room.
 * Red Fork: No offense, but that's the stupidest thing I've heard all day.
 * Test Subject Green: Cuboy, boss, the Locked Room Gang...
 * Cuboy: What is it? I'm in the middle of a confrontation right now! What about them, Green?
 * Test Subject Green: They escaped the death traps we set up for them, and they have taken out the Moon too!
 * Cuboy: What?! That huge fool couldn't take them down? Forget it, what about Parasite?
 * Test Subject Green: He's with us, but the Locked Room Gang, they're on their way here!
 * Cuboy: Just...go kill them all or something. I have bigger problems to deal with here.
 * Test Subject Green: Okay, if you say so, boss.
 * Cuboy: You heard me, now get out of here or I'll kill you first! (points his cannon at Red Fork)
 * Red Fork: Oh really? Go ahead and try. I dare you.
 * Cuboy: With much offense, that's the stupidest thing I've heard all day. Don't even think for a second I'm afraid of you just because you're one of those Locked Room Gang members who loves to throw his weight around!
 * Cuboy: I guess I'm right, you DO love to throw your weight around. Literally.
 * Red Fork: What can I say? I'm one heavy weight. That's the Red Fork way.
 * Cuboy: Whatever, you can't get me up here! There's no way you can possibly fly up here and beat me!
 * Cuboy: Throwing your weight around again, are you? I've seen you do this before on TV, so not this time!
 * Red Fork: Sorry pal, but you've gotta be faster than that if you want to have a chance!
 * Cuboy: Bet you didn't see this coming!
 * Red Fork: (electrocuted and dizzy) Heh, well played, Cuboy, well played... (shakes his head, and reacts) But it'll take more than a quick electric shock to stop me!
 * Red Fork: Don't blink!
 * Red Fork: Too slow!
 * Cuboy: No! I'm not going down like all of your other previous opponents! You're probably going to use some ramming or smashing attack on me to finish me off, aren't you? Not this time! I've seen everything you did before, all of your battles! Starcade shall be mine, and you can't do anything about it!
 * Red Fork: Uh...
 * Red Fork: It was a good guess, though.
 * Red Fork: So, had enough yet? Ready to free my friends? Or do you think you'll survive another round against me?
 * Cuboy: After everything you done? I'm surprised you even have friends. But don't worry, this isn't going to be enough!
 * Red Fork: Wait a moment... that must be the controller that controls the capsules. I think I can use it to free Blue Ocean and the others!
 * Blue Ocean: Phew, that was close.
 * Red Fork: Yeah. Now let's free the others!
 * Parasite: (showing up) I'm here, but they got me...
 * Test Subject Green: Geez, aren't you such a bug? And where's the Moon?
 * Parasite: They got him too. But I escaped before I can be killed.
 * Test Subject Green: Whatever, I don't care. Go grab an ice pack or something. You're bleeding goo all over.
 * Parasite: Will do, Green.
 * Toby Topaz: Hey, isn't that Starcade's team?
 * Amelia Amethyst: Doesn't look like it.
 * Boom: After those two oddballs we saw before, anything is possible.
 * Toby Topaz: Say, how about we go find the others? They look mean.
 * Amelia Amethyst: Good idea...
 * Test Subject Green: Not so fast. That room is a restricted zone, so get lost.
 * Boom: You are stupid, so get lost.
 * Electra: Yeah, just get out of the way, unless you want trouble.
 * Test Subject Green: What was that?
 * Red Ruby: He called you stupid, are you deaf? And hey, what's going on in that room?
 * Test Subject Green: Nothing important that you need to know of. Now get lost or else.
 * Boom: We're the gang, and we don't care. So you get lost, or else.
 * Test Subject Green: No one tells me to get lost! Four-Eyed, if you don't mind...
 * Four-Eyed: With pleasure.
 * Boom: What the-
 * Alice: He turned my plasma cannon into stone!
 * Test Subject Green: That's not going to be the only thing that's going to be turned into stone if you don't get lost. Now scram or face the wrath of our formidable legion of Retro Rebel haters!
 * Bonk Choy: I don't get it.
 * Test Subject Green: Also known as the better Retro Rebels. You've already met Parasite and the Moon, those two idiots who can't even work together. But I'm Test Subject Green, (points to the other members of the Nitro Maniacs) that's Orange Angel, Valkyrie, Sorbet, Mint Choc Chip, Baron von Blimp and Four-Eyed, the monster who turned your stupid cannon into stone. You don't want to be turned into our collection of statues now, do you?
 * Boom: You bunch of misfits seriously think you can deal with us? You're crazy! That's what you are!
 * Electra: Now get out of the way, or we'll have to force you out of the way.
 * Test Subject Green: Oh, isn't that adorable? Let's fight adorableness with some adorableness! What do you say, Orange Angel?
 * Orange Angel: I say, that's rather adorable. But I love it!
 * Boom: Adorable? Gee, everything you say is even more stupid than the last!
 * Gary Garnet: Looks like someone's about to become the next Red Ruby.
 * Red Ruby: I heard that!
 * Scorch: See how adorable THIS IS! (shoots large fire blasts at Test Subject Green and Orange Angel) FIRE!
 * Test Subject Green: Sorbet, Mint Choc Chip, to your positions!
 * Mint Choc Chip: Oh yeah, we're crushin' them now!
 * Sorbet: Cold...
 * Bonk Choy: Yeah, tell me about it...(gets frozen)
 * Boom: So, trying to give us the cold shoulder? I don't think so! Red Fork, eat those ice cream scoops!
 * Electra: Red Fork isn't here.
 * Boom: Oh...
 * Boulder: But I am!
 * Mint Choc Chip: What's wrong? Not delicious enough for ya?
 * Red Ruby: Yeah, you stink! (throws dynamite sticks at the two ice cream scoops)
 * Test Subject Green: There, the big guy! (points at Boulder) Baron von Blimp, that's your cue!
 * Baron von Blimp: Let's do this.
 * Test Subject Green: You see, Locked Room Gang, we know you so well. I mean, we did see how you fought Starcade and her weaker team in the past. So why don't you just get lost already?
 * Red Ruby: NO!
 * Boom: You're still stupid. So why don't YOU just get lost already? You're just another bunch of villains in the huge list of villains that tried to defeat the gang, and you're going to end up just like all of them, bunch of misfits!
 * Tommy: OHH! (plays an airhorn)
 * Scorch: BURN! (shoots fire blasts at the enemies like crazy)
 * Blade: Cut it out already! (sees the blimp) Wait a moment...
 * Blade: I hope you get the "point" now.
 * Green Shadow: Wait, the blimp's about to crash!
 * Toby Topaz: No, not again!
 * Amelia Amethyst: Okay, I'm prepared...
 * Baron von Blimp: No, my blimp!
 * Amelia Amethyst: Well, at least it's not as bad as the moon crash...
 * Test Subject Green: I guess that leaves me no choice but to unleash my alternative attack. Sorbet, Mint Choc Chip, freeze the ceiling!
 * Mint Choc Chip: Yes, Green!
 * Test Subject Green: Now for the catalyst. Valkyrie, stop them!
 * Valkyrie: Why me?
 * Test Subject Green: Because I say so! Now sing!
 * Valkyrie: Ugh...(to herself) Why do I always have to be the singer...
 * Electra: Agh!
 * Blast: That's too loud! Wait a moment... Tommy?
 * Tommy: Oh yeah? Two can play at that game!
 * Amelia Amethyst: Ah, I'm out of power! (tries to make a forcefield but her magic wand is not charged enough) Hey Blast, can you create a forcefield?
 * Blast: Sure thing!
 * Test Subject Green: Ugh, am I the only useful member of this team?
 * Test Subject Green: And now, Four-Eyed, petrify them!
 * Bonk Choy: (gets turned into stone) Aw, come on! Stone too?
 * Sean Sapphire: Ack! (gets turned into stone)
 * Red Ruby: That four-eyed beast is turning everyone else to stone! We have to take down that beast first!
 * Blast: Alright, I've got an idea to wipe him out! Electra, electricity?
 * Electra: Got it.
 * Blast: Scorch, fire?
 * Scorch: FIRE!
 * Blast: Tommy, water guns?
 * Tommy: (summons water guns) Yup.
 * Blast: And I've got ice. Four-element combo, now!
 * Test Subject Green: They're distracted! Orange Angel, that's your cue!
 * Orange Angel: You got it.
 * Alice: Aah! (gets injured by the enzyme blasts)
 * Test Subject Green: Yeah, that'll teach ya to mess with us!
 * Blast: Alice!
 * Boom: Hey, I've got enough of you already!
 * Blast: Why don't you pick on somebody with powers?

(W.I.P.)