User blog:JeloJellyJam/Things are not well! I repeat, THINGS ARE NOT WELL!

Oh no. Jelo here, with a very important message. Actually, two. I let Peeter and Vanellope read them to me, and I started becoming worried.

The Star Dream Hack
SuperGaming101's account has been attacked by Star Dream! "He" changed his profile, edited his userpage, vandalized the Papyrus page intentionally, and posted binary mayhem as comments on blogs and pages everywhere!

Currently, the real Super's last edit was in the Fourth wall page.

National Archery Association...?
In a series of vandalizing chains, Lucas' page has been wholly replaced by a letter in some...cipher. I deciphered it, and it was from some kind of "National Archery Association". They said they must retrieve the Phantasm by forcing the gang to kill Lucas! Against their own will! If they don't the gang will die! Time to rev up the revival feature! I had it disabled, now I'll turn it on!

Last words
As to stop such events from happening, I'm starting Operation: Ninja Cat, named after the Ninja Cat meme of Windows Insider. (The Ninja Cat is also an emoji in Windows 10.) In this amalgum of alternate reality game and admin ops, the users must tackle down the perpetrators and get the main roleplayers back.

Okay, that's it for now. This has been Jelo. Until next time.... '''SEE 'YA LATER, HOT 'TATERS! '''JeloElducal (talk) 09:42, July 24, 2017 (UTC)