Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-26888167-20171023021211/@comment-27480112-20171027121906

"Everything You Know is Messed Up"

 

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin

When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension

And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space

Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"

"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"

"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"

I probably would have kept on guessing

But about that time we crashed into the truck

He lets me into heaven anyway

But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine

Just then the floating disembodied head of

Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is ALBUQUERQUE!

White is black, down is up and short is Starclipsa!

And everything you thought was MOONCO!

 

''The Edd. The lesson? Eat every 3 hours a day.''