User blog:CaptainRustbolt21/Ask Vortigon, the Greek God of Chaos

Vortigon: Its pretty straight-foward. Trust me. I'm sure you know the rules...

Minigon 1: But remember: No cursing (unless they're minor or censored), no bad jokes (if you know what I mean), you can ask one of us Minigons and... I think thats it.

Minigon 2: LETS GET STARTED!!!