User blog:MR Z BRAINZ/Story entry


 * BRAINZ, Jelo, Strawburst and Hoopa are looking for treasure*

BRAINZ: In this big Temple, there is lots of treasure!


 * suddenly, some monster sucks up the temple*

BRAINZ: Nevermind lol lets go

Jelo: WAIT what about treasure?

BRAINZ: It's gone now

Strawburst: I am so mad at that monster gfgdgdcfccfdddj

BRAINZ: ok calm down

Jelo: it seems that monster ate the treasure

BRAINZ: Ok let's go get it


 * LATER*

BRAINZ: Ok we found it OMG THATS A BAG MONSTER I am terrified of bags AHHHHHH *Brainz runs away*

Hoopa: Hoopa handle this!


 * hoopa is eaten*


 * meanwhile*

BRAINZ: ok as a Cosmog I know how to handle this... Just don't go in.

Jelo: That's your plan?

BRAINZ: yep

BRAINZ: but are you a real Cosmog?

Jelo: well technically nah

Strawburst: *EXTREME SHAKING*

BRAINZ do you know how to catch a bag?

Jelo: nah

Strawburst: *MORE EXTREME SHAKING*

BRAINZ: Did you try a desgiuse?

Jelo: nah nah nah nah

Strawburst: *EVEN MORE EXREME SHAKING*

BRAINZ: Ok! It seems I'll have to teach you how to be... COSMOG!


 * Brainz starts playing saxophone*

HEY

COSMOGS NUMBER ONE


 * the bag monster is watching*

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you wanna be a Cosmog number one

You have to catch a bag on the run

Just follow my lead and sneak around

Be careful not to make a sound


 * jelo steps on branch*

NO DONT TOUCH DAT

COSMOGS NUMBET ONE

now look at this net

That i just found

When I say go

Be ready to throw


 * bag monster runs past*

GO

THROW IT AT HIM NOT MEEEEEE

let's try some thing else

Now watch and learn

Here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this BANNA PEEL HAHAHA


 * everyone slips lol*

WHAT ARE U DOING?

COSMOGS NUMBER ONE


 * BRAINZ SETS UP A CANNON*


 * BRAINZ IS SHOT BY CANNON*

AHHHHHHHHHHH

COSMOGS NUMBER ONE

COSMOGS NUMBER ONE

COSMOGS NUMBER ONE

PEW


 * bag monsters explodes due to dead memes*

BRAINZ: yes we got treasure

Jelo: we have a problem

BRAINZ: wat

Jelo: it's April 2nd not the first.

BRAINZ: oh...


 * everyone died the end*