Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-27480112-20180322073057/@comment-27480112-20190430153005

Welp...The Parish has yet again wrecked me, over and over. Why? Because of the bridge. This Nico clone-infested bridge filled with acid-spitting Waluigis (Spitters), barfing Warios that explode (Boomers), Yoshis that grab and either attack you or leave you dangling (Smokers), Inklings that jump on your head and try to control you a la Headcrabs (Jockeys), and Kancolle characters that either jump out of nowhere and pin you down (Hunters) or have insane amounts of health and tend to throw giant rocks at you or attack everyone (Tanks).

I thought this would be a lucky run, since I found a defibrillator (just in case someone dies before we get to the chopper, which is most of the time). But....nope.

Tomorrow, I'll see if I can get both me, Ruby Rose, Cirno, and a hobo-looking survivor to cross the bridge and get to the chopper safely. I think I've dealt with too much Tanks and massive hordes for one day.

After that, I'm straying from The Parish, probably forever.

I know that you're likely not the right person to talk to, since I don't think a lot of people here play Left 4 Dead 2, but....I don't care. Just wanted to share my feelings.