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Here's the full transcript for "Plumbers' Plea"! I think it's only done by Jelo and Peach.

Plumbers' Plea
Enter the sewers thru the manhole near Jelo's house. There, you can spot Mario and Luigi fixing some pipes. Now, talk to them.

JELO: Hey, Mario! Hey, Luigi!

PEACH: Good afternoon, Mario.

MARIO: Hey, Jelo! Peach! We're just fixing some pipes here in the sewer system.

JELO: Cool! But, aren't you supposed to fix someone's plumbing?

MARIO: There's a broken pipe here in the sewers, and we must fix it.

LUIGI: Thousands of people called us to fix their sinks or bathtubs or whatever, but they looked fine.

MARIO: We then found out the problem wasn't in the houses' plumbing, it was underground!

JELO: Huh. Okay.

MARIO: Luigi, hand me the spare pipe.

LUIGI: I don't have it.

MARIO: What do you mean by that?

LUIGI: Most of our tools aren't here, actually.

MARIO: Wait, what?! Did you leave it at home again?!

LUIGI: Yeah...

MARIO: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!

LUIGI: S-s-sorry bro! I'll get them!

JELO: How 'bout we do it?

PEACH: Yeah! We can find the tools for you.

MARIO: Thank you!

LUIGI: Wait, you will?

Decline the quest
JELO: Sorry, we can't.

LUIGI: Aww....

Accept the quest
JELO: Absolutely. Now, where did you leave the tools?

LUIGI: I think I left them at home.

PEACH: Thank you. Okay, goodbye!

MARIO: Bye!

Leave the sewers, and  go to Mario's house. You'll see Fishy Boopkins sitting in a chair near the door. BTW, Mario's house looks like his house in Superstar Saga.

BOOPKINS: Oh, hey guys!

PEACH: Good afternoon, Fishy Boopkins! What are you doing today?

BOOPKINS: I was just guarding Mario's house, so I can protect it from bad guys.

JELO: Usually I see you underwater watching the TV and talking to- umm...I dunno...Sakura-chan, I guess? How'd you get in here?

BOOPKINS: I lost a bet with Luigi on who can suck at Smash better. Yeah...

JELO: (snickers) Man, that's funny!

PEACH: Jelo!

JELO: Ah-uhhh... sorry. It sounded so stupid it's probably from The Onion!

PEACH: OKay, then. Well, Mario and Luigi accidentally left their plumbing tools at home. They asked us if we could get the tools for them. So can we please get them?

BOOPKINS: Well....I could help you, but the house is locked. You see, Luigi gave me the key to the house after he locked it. He said I should hold it for as long as I can until they get back. The next thing, the key was gone! Someone must've stole it!

JELO: Did you fell asleep while guarding?

BOOPKINS: I guess so...?

PEACH: Oh my. That's bad. Really bad!

BOOPKINS: Well, can you help me find the key so we can get the tools?

JELO: Whatever it takes. We're heroes, rite?

PEACH: Yes! Absolutely! We'll help you.

BOOPKINS: Hooray! Thank you!

JELO: Now, who stole it?

BOOPKINS: I'm not pretty sure who did it, but they went east!

JELO: Thank you. Okay gang, let's go!

Now head east. You'll spot mysterious silhouettes. Chase them until you end up at the Happy Air Forest. But, the silhouettes are gone. You then find the key on the ground! Now return to Fishy Boopkins.

BOOPKINS: Thank you, thank you! I'll unlock it for you.

Fishy Boopkins unlocks the door to Mario's house. You and Fishy Boopkins enter the house, but the tools aren't here!

JELO: Huh? Where are the tools?

PEACH: It's gone!

BOOPKINS: Aaaah! Mario's gonna scold me if he finds out the tools are gone!

The silhouettes are back, stealing Mario's spare clothes. But, they get spotted.

JELO: And where do you think you're going?

The silhouettes are shocked, and run off.

BOOPKINS: Quick, follow them!

Follow the silhouettes to the outskirts of Echo Creek. They're now cornered!

JELO: Caught you now! Reveal yourselves!

PEACH: Now hand us the tools and we'll leave you alone.

???: Never!

???: Yeah!

???: Pfft, whatevs!

JELO: Fine then. We'll do this the hard way!

The three ???s reveal themselves to be a group of Jet Knights!

JET KNIGHT #1: We are the Jet Bandits!

JET KNIGHT #2: We were hired by Galaximus to try and deter you!

JET KNIGHT #3: You'll never stand a chance against us!

Now you must defeat the Jet Knights. Jet Knights are like Jet Warriors, except they are Octolings, they charge before they attack, they have more health, and are more powerful. They also have a chance to ink their opponents, causing them to have a 30% chance to miss an attack for 5 turns.

Once you defeat the Jet Knights, this dialogue happens.

JET KNIGHT #2: UGH! Defeated by a bunch of puny bugs!

JET KNIGHT #3: Fine, you win! Take your stupid tools! You won't get anything else from us! You'll be very sorry when Lady Galaximus comes here.

JET KNIGHT #1: Come on, let's skedaddle.

The Jet Knights are about to leave, when Fishy Boopkins appears near them.

BOOPKINS: Not on my watch!

JET KNIGHT #2: AAAHHH!!! THE BOOPKINS SPIKE!!!! Get away from us, octo-eater!

Fishy Boopkins then eats the Jet Knights, complete with Pac-Man SFX!

JELO: Whoa.

PEACH: That was....interesting.

BOOPKINS: Alright, let's go back home!

Fishy Boopkins and the gang enter the Boopkins Kart. He'll drive you back to Echo Creek, and he will drop you in Mario's house. He returns back to the chair.

BOOPKINS: Thanks for helping me out! Before you go, here's a gift for you!

Fishy Boopkins will give you the "Boopkins Brand Lucky Bracelet", which is a cosmetic item you can use to increase your health and attack power by 5%.

BOOPKINS: Goodbye, friends!

JELO: See ya later, hot tater!

Now, go back to Jelo's house, and enter the sewers. Give the tools to the Mario Bros.

MARIO: Thank you! That's so nice!

Mario and Luigi finishes fixing the pipe.

LUIGI: We couldn't have done it without you!

PEACH: You're welcome.

MARIO: Now, don't you have a world to save?

JELO: Oh, yeah, right! Well, see you in the surface!

LUIGI: Ooh, ooh! Me and Mario run a shop there that sells armor!

PEACH: That's pretty cool! Okay now, bye!

As a gift for completing the quest, you get a medal for helping Mario fix the sewers, and a wrench weapon which deals 12 damage.