Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-27480112-20170828120015/@comment-27480112-20170903113426

I've been listening to "The Bread God", and now I know why people feed birds crumbs.

James: I knew it! If we don't keep feeding our fellow bird friends crumbs, they will peck us to submission and steal our food, leaving us to starve!

Weird Al: (wearing tin foil hat) Welcome to the Conspiracy Theory Club, James! Here's your free tin foil hat. (gives James a tin foil hat)