Thread:PeaVZ108/@comment-31727837-20180118035241/@comment-27480112-20180119112436

''In the office, Sarah drinks some coffee, but notices something weird. She starts getting very wobbly and drowsy.''

Sarah: What's going on?

Coworker: Hey, Sarah!

''Sarah's sleepiness causes her to hallucinate the coworker as a candycane wearing a robotic suit playing a keytar-flute hybrid.*

Coworker Candycane: You are getting really sleepy.

The candycane opens his mouth to reveal heads of her cookie friends.

Cookie Heads: Really sleepy!

Mr. Boss arrives, but Sarah hallucinates him as a Rigby-Muscle Man-penguin-pony-Gemstone hybrid.

Mr Boss: Good morning, everyone– Wait, Sarah! What's going on with you? Are you sick? Is there something wrong? I can't let my best employee suffer from a serious sickness! I'd end up filing for bankruptcy!

Sarah: Wait, wha? Wh-What did I just drink? 'I...think...I'm...gonna....pass....out......*falls unconscious on the floor*

Sarah wakes up in a hospital bed.

Sarah: ...huh?

Bubbles: Sarah! You're awake! *hugs Sarah*

Sarah: What's going on?

Milo: Man, we were worried we'd lose you!

Jelo: Yeah. Man, I wonder what was in that coffee.

Sarah: One thing's for sure: I don't think that's decaf nor regular coffee.