Thread:PeaVZ108/@comment-26888167-20180203194418/@comment-31727837-20180205030246

BOOM! RANDOM SUBJECT CHANGE! or was it sudden subject change. Like I always say, “Whatever works, works.”

This has got to be one of my favorite rants I’ve ever heard. It only has one cuss word, so don’t worry too much.

“All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”