Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-31727837-20170905232923/@comment-27480112-20170906110447

The Not-totally-true Story of San Escobar
Everything's non-canon, and is just a joke made by me.

Long before the humans " time to plant some grass"-ed, the space goddess known as the "Cosmic Doopie" decided to reside on earth. She got drunk from drinking one too many drinks. While driving a wooden boat like a drunkard (obviously), she suddenly dropped a Duff bottle on an undersea volcano. The volcano suddenly spat out lava, forming what would be known as San Escobar. Sadly, Cosmic Doopie perished, but it rained ditzy blonde women that looked like Cosmic Doopie. Some of them washed off into the land where the humans were at that time. One of them started telling the humans about where she came from and the magic land of "San Escobar". Nobody believed her, but wasn't long until Columbus' long lost twin, Columbus Pictures, discovered "a land where beautiful and cute but really ditzy blonde women live". Nobody believed him, probably because he just escaped from the loony bin. More and more of these "Homo doopie" people continued to get washed up into the continents, even Antarctica! One of them had a kid with a normal human, and they named her Doopie. Fast forward to 2017, where Poland’s foreign minister Witold Waszczykowski slipped his tongue and said San Escobar. The weens of 4chan made memes, but they all got tired and decided to find San Escobar, presumably because the computers had Terraria. So, they sent the Planet Dolan crew (because they were bored) to find this country. They did, it was a paradise full of Doopies! Doopie couldn't believe it, and got so excited! Meanwhile Hellbent drowned himself not long until he was dragged back to land by Melissa. Thus, this is how pumpkins were invented, and how Doopie's bloodline came to be.

The Edd.