Stories: Cleansing Chaos

''Dr. Creep and Galaximus decided to have a date and left Mr. Red in charge of the fortress. However, when they left the entire Galactic Army threw a HUGE party and cause chaos, panicking Mr. Red. Will he be able to stop the party before it's too late?''

Story
Mr. Red is seen working on a gadget when he saw Galaximus in a dress

Mr. Red: Well, you certainly look formal, lord. What's the big deal?

Galaximus: Oh, I am going for a date with Dr. Creep! I wanna look my best.

Mr. Red: Wait, REALLY?? You're kidding!

Dr. Creep: *wearing a tuxedo* Does it look like we are?

Galaximus: Oh Creep- you look as evil as ever!

Dr. Creep: Why thank you, but you look as pretty as the entire universe itself.

Mr. Red: *rolls his eyes*

Galaximus: Oh, Creep. You are the sweetest thing I ever seen!

Mr. Red: Would you two mind? I honestly hate it when people keep complimenting each other in a cute way.

Dr. Creep: Who are you to judge, Red?

Galaximus: Don't get me started Red! You should be happy!

Mr. Red: I am happy... On the inside... *sigh* Anything else I need to know before you two leave?

Galaximus: Oh yeah. Red- I am leaving you in charge until I get back. I want this place in one piece when we get back, understand?

Mr. Red: Understood, sir!

Galaximus: That's Lady Galaximus to you! So, Cutie Creep- ready to go?

Dr. Creep: Boy, am I ever! See ya, Red! Don't throw a party while we're gone!

Squidkiller: Doesn't it warm your heart, Red?

HIM: Ugh. Love makes me sick.

Mr. Red: Ugh. I'll say.

Random Octoling: Hey, guys! She's gone!

Random Evil Inkling: We should have a party!

Mr. Red: Uhh, no, I don't think thats-

Octoling: WAHOOO!

Within seconds, the Octolings and Evil Inklings are having a huge party

Squidkiller: Woah, these guys know how to have fun! Well, we should have fun for once around here!

Mr. Red: *grabs her by the collar* NO! I want you to try and stop this party, NOW!

Squidkiller: Are you kidding? I'm gonna have fun! *she runs to party with the others* Come on, Red! Lighten up! You know you want to!

Mr. Red: NO! GET BACK HERE! THAT'S A DIRECT ORDER! ARGH!!!

Squidkiller: Over my dead body!

One of the Evil Inklings is drawing on a painting of Galaximus in marker.

Mr. Red: NONONO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Evil Inkling: I'm making art!

Mr. Red: *grabs the marker* If you are going to make art, make it in a blank piece of paper, NOT ON THE WALL! *gives the Evil Inkling gloves and a wet sponge* NOW CLEAN THAT MESS UP!

Evil Inkling: Fine! *starts to clean it*

Red then sees Baroness von Bon Bon raiding Galaximus' candy stash

Mr. Red: Agent Red!

Agent Red: ON IT! *headlocks Baroness von Bon Bon*

Baroness von Bon Bon: Hey! What's the big idea?!

Agent Red: Lord Galaximus' candy stash is off limits!

Baroness von Bon Bon: But I need the candy! I rule candy! After all, the only thing these party people need is a sugar rush! CANDY FOR EVERYONE!

Agent Red: *sees a group of people charging at him* WAIT WAIT WAI- *runs him over and they grabbed the candy*

''Laughing is heard from above. Hat Kid! Surprised? Uh, no. Nobody is, she is often around.''

H.K: Oh goodness, that was both funny, and... how do I put it... Sweet? *scoffs a bit as she lowers down* ...I see you're having problems keeping this place in order.

Mr. Red: You have eyes, don'tcha?

H.K: I know, I know. I'm only saying... nevermind. So, let me guess. Galaximus and D.C are out, someone thought it'd be a good idea to host a party - then this?

Mr. Red: Were you spying on us, kid?

H.K: I dunno, maybe I was, maybe I wasn't. ...OK, I kinda was. I'm not gonna get hit, riiight? ...I was gonna offer to help clean this mess up, but clearly a "bigger villain" doesn't need help!

Mr. Red: That's right! Lord Galaximus gave me the role as the boss here until she gets back from her date!

H.K: Huh, golly! Well, I gues she IS in charge... Normally. My apologies, then.

All of a sudden, loud heavy-metal music bursts through the lair!

H.K: ...Sweet merciful-! *she puts on ear defenders hesitantly beneath her hat* ...I'll see what I can do anyways. *she goes to investigate possible things she could do to help cease the party*

Mr. Red: *grabs her collar* Oh no you don't! I will handle the situation!

''HIM is playing a guitar, along with some Octolings, causing the noise. ''

HIM: Hmmm... this band idea could work wonders!

Mr. Red: HHHHIIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIM: Oh, Red. What’s the occasion?

Mr. Red: Get down from that stadium and help me clean this mess up! NOW!

HIM: Since when were you the bossman?

Mr. Red: GALAXIMUS DID, YOU NUMBNUT! *the entire audiance overheard the insult*

Random Octoling: Jeez, some leader you are. Putting down your own allies!

Mr. Red: Hey, it's your own fault you started the party! In fact, I don't really care who actually started the party! ALL OF YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE ONCE WE GET THIS CLEANUP!!!!

Octoling: Hey guys! It’s time for the pool party!

Evil Inkling: Well, we die in water, but hey! It’s all in fun!

Everyone runs past Mr. Red, and goes to the pool.

Squidkiller: We have a pool? Sweet.

Mr. Red: *starting to panic* Oh dear... Oh my... Oh god..

At the pool.

Cala Maria: Hello all you evildoers! Are you all ready for the party of your lives?

All the Octolings and Evil Inklings cheer.

Cala Maria: HIM, are you ready?

HIM: Ready as ever! *gets out his guitar*

Cala Maria: Baroness, are you ready?

Baroness von Bon Bon: Ready, with the candy!

Cala Maria: Well then- LETS PARTY!

Meanwhile, in the computer room

Mr. Red: Alright, Mr. Red. Calm down. Just calm down. You have plenty of time. The boss comes back in what, an hour and a half. You have plenty of ti- *gets a phone call from Dr. Creep* Hello?

Dr. Creep: Is this Mr. Red?

Mr. Red: Do you hear my voice?

Dr. Creep: Sheesh, you don't have to be snarky. Anyhow, me and Galaximus are gonna come home early. Apparently, the people here in this fancy restaurant forgot to reserve our seats... *takes a look at Galaximus, who is having an argument with the waiter* Anyhow, We'll be home at half an hour. See ya! *hangs up*

''Meanwhile..."Give It All You've Got" is played on Dark Jaiden's walkman. Dark Jaiden, whilst dancing to the music, cleans up the mess everyone's made with a vacuum cleaner, a mop, a broom and dustpan, a spraying bottle and all sorts of cleaning tools. She then leaves back to her room.''

Dark Jaiden: Hopefully the place will be clean for a long time. *grabs out a lunchbox and eats a ham sandwich*

And it looks like everyone's making messes again.

Cala Maria is causing a huge mess splashing water over Galaximus's most prized possessions, although inadvertently.

Squidkiller: Man, Red, you sure know how to look after the place! I have not had this much fun in years!

Mr. Red: The. Party. Was. Un. In. Tentional.

Cala Maria: Oh come on, Red! Don't be a party pooper! *shes slaps Red with her giant tail, causing him to fall into the water, prompting an uproar from the crowd* Don't you like parties?

Mr. Red: *emerges from the water and lets out the loudest rage scream ever*

Cala Maria: Woah, dude. Chill out.

Mr. Red: NO! IT'S ALL OF YOU GUY'S FAULT THAT YOU MADE THE ENTIRE MESS! IN FACT!

''Mr. Red gets out of the pool and storms back into the fortress. Dark Jaiden bumps into Mr. Red. Cala Maria shrugs, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5glkFSCuMI plays, and everone starts partying again until all of the sudden, Mr. Red came back with Agent Red and a bunch of the RED Soldiers''

Mr. Red: EVERYONE, OUT OF THE POOL! NOW!!!

Everyone gets out, except Cala Maria

Cala Maria: But I-

Mr. Red: NO EXCEPTION! GET OUT! NOW!!! 

H.K: *still suspended, goes silent* (thinking: When the heck will he put me down? ...I have a bad feeling about it either way.)

Cala Maria glares at Red, and gets out of the pool.

Mr. Red: *storms back into the fortress* NOW CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION!?!?

Everyone stays silent and listens.

Mr. Red: I WANT ALL OF YOU TO CLEAN THIS HUGE MESS BEFORE OUR LORD COMES BACK! ALL OF IT! ARE THERE ANY EXCEPTION!?

Cala Maria: Can I just go back in the water? I need it!

Mr. Red: AGENT RED!!! *Agent Red and a bunch of RED Soldiers pushed a large fish bowl on wheels at Cala Maria*

Cala Maria jumps in.

Cala Maria: Aaahh. That's better.

Mr. Red: ANY OTHER EXCEPTIONS!? NO??? GOOD! NOW CLEAN THIS MESS UP NOW!

Dark Jaiden cleans up the backyard.

Dark Jaiden: Stupid troops, don't even know how to recycle!

Cala Maria uses her fish bowl to get a mop wet, and starts to clean the floor, cursing Red under her breath.

Mr. Red: *walks to Baroness, who was cleaning up the garbage* Got a moment, candy queen?

Baroness von Bon Bon: Yeah, what?

Mr. Red: *pulls out a $500M dollar check* I would like 50 pounds of your finest batches of sweets from your kingdom to fill Lord Galaximus' candy stash.

Dark Jaiden: *using a portable vaccuum cleaner* Deliver it by truck, too. Also...do you also accept credit cards?

Mr. Red: I'm paying for this, thanks.

H.K: Really? What has this evolved to? *confused*

Baroness von Bon Bon: Fine..... *leaves to get the candy*

H.K: ...Eh, whatever. *she grappling hooks herself up to the top floor to clear up any waste left there*

Mr. Red: *sigh* That's gonna leave a dent in my account...

H.K: *calling down* It was your choice, you know!

Cala Maria: Anything else laborious or demeaning you want me to do?

Mr. Red: Just make sure nothing is left behind! Agent Red! Status report!

Agent Red: I can see Galaximus via binocules! They're close!

H.K: Oh, shoot! OK! Time to step it up...! *she tightens her hat and sprints down the hallways, speeding up what she's doing and slowing down time to give herself more time to do so, more often - considering she's covering the largest floor*

Squidkiller: I think we cleaned everything!

Mr. Red: Dare mention the party in her hearing range and I will have Agent Red kill you! Understood!? THAT GOES TO ALL OF YOU!!!

Squidkiller: Fine! But I actually cannot wait for Lady Galaximus to come back.

Mr. Red: I just can't wait to rest after this stressful afternoon. I'll go drown myself to sleep with wine.

MEANWHILE

Dr. Creep: *sitting on Galaximus' shoulder* I'm sorry the date didn't go as planned...

Galaximus: Awww, don't apologize, Creep. It wasn't your fault. At least we got to spend a little time alone, away from the craziness back at my lair.

Dr. Creep: Awww, you... I hope Mr. Red didn't destroy your fortress while we're gone.

Galaximus: Well, if he did, lets just say I won't be complaining about that restaurant anymore.

When they got in, they see Mr. Red dead asleep with a few empty wine bottles on the couch

Galaximus: Red! We are back! How did the whole in-charge thing go?

Mr. Red: *continues snoring*

Dr. Creep: ... I'll just assume it went well.

Galaximus looks around.

Galaximus: Wow. Everything seems to be in order. I guess he could handle the responsibility.

Dr. Creep: *sniffs the air* What's that smell? It smells like... *sniffs again* FIRE! *runs to the kitchen*

Galaximus: *follows Dr. Creep* What? A FIRE!?

When they got to the kitchen, they see HIM and a few party members chatting, not paying attention to the burning stove.

Galaximus: ''HIM! ''What is with that stove!

HIM: Huh? I dunno...

Dr. Creep: Grab Mr. Red! I'll put it out! *grabs a bucket of water and tries to put it out*

H.K: *has nothing to say*

''Meanwhile, Red is resting, but he hears Galaximus’s footsteps. Galaximus grabs Red and breathes heavily on him.''

Galaximus: Would you care to explain why there is a FIRE in the kitchen!?

''Hat Kid sighs and goes to help put out the fire. Or try to. She can at least help, and not do nothing!''

Mr. Red: Wha- I-I have no idea what your talking about!

Galaximus carries Red to the kitchen, and points to the fire.

Galaximus: THAT is what I am talking about!