User blog:CITRONtanker/A Guide to all Species: By Galaximus

Galaximus: Greetings, mortals. It's me, your best friend! Aside from being a villanous goddess, and the future empress of the universe, I am also an avid studyer of the species that call this Earth home- some are more worthless than others. Recently, I captured some specimens of these species and ran extensive tests on them- some lived to tell the tale, and others- well you know (hey, I'm within my rights! Humans conduct experiments on Inklings, so what goes around comes around!) Now, with my highly scientific findings, I ready to share my thoughts with you on the livings things that walk among us. Read it and weap!

Humans
Notable Humans: Jelo, Mario, Lincoln Loud (and his sisters), The Powerpuff Girls, Mr. Red, etc, etc, etc.

I hate humans. Do you wanna know why? It's because they are an inferior species! For one, they apparently are related to, and perhaps even evolved from, monkeys! Seriously?!?! And they also always seem to defeat me- I'm always ashamed by it. They say I'm a giant monster, and alien bent on destroying them. But hey, if they call you names, they have to expect getting their towns stomped on.

But the main reason  consider these sad beings inferior is that they are mere downgrades of Inklings! We Inklings can do everything a human can and more! I can turn into a squid, and use ink weapons! And don't even get me started on my own powers, powers a human could never possess.

And I can't even use them as my slaves! They are unreliable, never listen to me, and have nothing in the ways of resources for me to harness. Bah! Moving on.

Inklings
Notable Inklings: Yours truly, The Devil Jenny, Nebula, Edgellie, Toxen, etc.

Ah yes- my own kind. Inklings rock. We are kids, and also squids. We are very fashion concious. We can swim up walls and stuff. How cool is that? We can do anything a human can do, but even better! And one day, Inklings will indeed thrive on the Earth, as the dominant species! And who will rule them?

That would be me, of course.

Peas
Notables Peas: Green Shadow

I- I hate peas. What good are they? I mean, as food, sure, they are pretty tasty- but....... WHY?! They are hill-stealing dirtbags, I don't understand how they became sentient, and they are just- puny!

Ponies
Notable Ponies- Red Fork, Ink Splash, Blue Ocean, etc.

No matter where you go, you cannot escape these things. Maybe that's because they have magic, and can thrive easily, but they are crawling everywhere you look. I guess I could sap them of their energy and become even more powerful than I already am, but man- you mess with the horns of those things, and you get hurt- A LOT.

More findings to come.....