Stories: A Sluggish Solution

''Jenny, Nebula and Rose have realized a fatal flaw in their battle strategy- their subpar gear! They lack the quality that they need to get the most out of battling, and the Super Sea Snails, which are needed to upgrade gear, is a respurce they don’t have. With no Splatfest imminent, Jack provides the answer they need- a strike right into the heart of Galaximus’s Lair. With some helping hands at their side, can the foursome successfully break into the twisted lair and make off with a good haul? Or will their antics awaken the sleeping giant?''

Cast

 * Jenny
 * Galaximus
 * Nebula
 * Rose
 * Jack
 * Squidkiller
 * Lincoln
 * Lisa
 * Lori
 * Leni
 * Neptune
 * Nepgear
 * Agent 3
 * Bonnie/Shadow Bonnie
 * Ib

Story
''Jenny, Nebula, Rose, and Jack are in the midst of a series of Turf Wars- and they are bombing- hard. While they wait for their next battle, they try and figure out what the problem is.'' ''Jack leads the way out of Deca Tower, but the foursome is surprised to find Lisa Loud waiting outside, try8ng to talk to the Inklings in Inkopolis Square.  The action shifts to the Loud House- there, the team tells Lisa that they must breach the home of the most feared villain on Earth.'' Lori eventually walks into Lisa’s room. Lori stops cold, and peeks into Lisa’s room.
 * Jenny: Alright, everyone. We’ve been hitting a major rough patch in our last few battles, but why?
 * Nebula: It cannot be our weapons- we‘ve been using them forver, and we have succeeded with them.
 * Rose: Maybe our opponents are just too good...
 * Jack: Actually, I think I know the problem- our gear.
 * Nebula: What? I- listen, bud. This Power Armor is not compact, but it gets the job done!
 * Jack: No, not like that! I mean, the quality of our gear might not be up to snuff with the premium gear, like the ones our opponents have.
 * Jenny: And you know this, how?
 * Jack: Pick enough fights like I do, and you get a sense for how to succeed. I think that cycloptic orange dude outside Deca Tower can help us.
 * Nebula: You mean Murch? But he only accepts Super Sea Snails! We have none of those, and I doubt a Splatfest is near.
 * Jack: Not to worry! I know a perfect place to get them! Before Galaximus attacked the city, I knew she was an outright beast in Splatfests. She has a haul of those things! Since she is not allowed to participate in Turf Wars anymore, I can only assume she has them stashed in her lair.
 * Rose: Wait- you mean we should *gulps* commit a robbery?
 * Jenny: Well.... think about it- she almost robbed us all of our lives! This could be a way to get back at her!
 * Nebula: I agree.
 * Jack: Then it’s settled! We gotta get those snails! TO THE LAIR!
 * Jenny: Lisa? What are you doing here?
 * Lisa: Hmm? Oh, greetings, blue squid and friends. I have come here to conduct some field research on these squid-human hybrids. Street name- Inklings.
 * Rose: What about Octolings?
 * Lisa: Wait- there are two species here? Science always continues to baffle me.
 * Jenny: Hey, you... junior scientist- care to join us a a heist?
 * Lisa: A heist? I see no point in that.
 * Jenny: But it’s important! It could- be a scientific revolution! You could conduct research on the Super Sea Snails! They are a wonderful resource that can enhance clothing!
 * Lisa: Enhance clothing?! Impossible.... yet, potentially a major breakthrough! Wait a minute- where exactly are these things located?
 * Nebula: Funny you should ask.... you see-
 * Lisa: They belong to that oversized sister of Jennys?!
 * Jack: Unfortunately....
 * Lisa: And what worries me is that she has been largely quiet lately- to us, at least. I instructed Lori to keep tabs on her activity- phones are capable of that, I suppose. LORI!
 * Lori: Do you mind, Lisa?! I’m trying to talk to Bobby!
 * Lisa: Any trace of Galaximus?
 * Lori: Still nothing. Now, unless it’s a life or death situation, I suggest you think twice before intruding on my life! *she angrily storms out*
 * Lisa: Very well then- I guess you don’t want- enhanced clothes.
 * Lori: Did you say- enhanched clothes?
 * Jenny: I don’t think it works on human-
 * Lisa: *she covers Jenny’s mouth* Yes indeed! Enhanced clothes!
 * Lori: Well- I suppose you could count me in on this. Besides, I have a date tommorow, and I need something that literally shines.
 * Lisa: Then it’s settled! Off we go!