User blog:Chilly Bean BAM!/Tales of Richard - Final Trailer

Remember I said there will be a final trailer for Tales of Richard? Well, it's here! (Cut to Richard's friends.) THIS FEBRUARY
 * Richard: Anything new today?
 * Kernely: Well recently, I accidentally tripped and spilled water everywhere while trying to feed Betty.
 * Samantha: *offscrren* ACK! *trips on a wire and spills her Cheerios* DANG IT!
 * Kernely: Sam! Watch where you're going!
 * Samantha: Sorry...

(Cut to the Freezing Cold Melons (Richard's team) staring at an armadillo.) THEY'RE ALL HERE
 * ???: *struggling to get up* ...Erngh!.....Hup!.......Hnnnnnnnngh...........YAH!!! *gets up quickly and stares at the gang* Who are you?!
 * Richard: We're the Freezing Cold Melons, a sub-group of the Locked Room Gang.
 * ???: Oh. By the way, I'm Andy the armadillo. It's a pleasure to meet ya!
 * Lilia: Wait, how'd you get here all the way from Florida?
 * Andy: I survived a plane crash that landed here in Los Angeles. I've got a superpower, y'know... Oh, and I usually can't get up properly, due to the injuries I received.
 * Lilia: Ah.

(Cut to a campfire with Kernely, her uncle and her sisters (yes, she actually has two!) Samantha and Lilia.) TO COME AND PLAY...
 * Kernely's uncle: What can I say? This season's lookin' nice! *chuckles*
 * Kernely: Yep, it is! *laughs with her sisters*

(Cut to Kernely, Samantha, Lilia, Pealy, Tiffany and Margaret in an elevator. Suddenly, a fart is heard.) (Everyone except for Kernely and Pealy start laughing. Kernely groans.) ...AND SAVE THE DAY!
 * Kernely: Alright, who cut the cheese?

(Cut to Richard fighting an hypnotized Andy with his sword.) TALES OF RICHARD
 * Richard: You're kinda strong...but not as much as me! *more slashing*

(Richard, Torchy, Kernely, Samantha, Lilia, Tiffany, Margaret, Lauren, Pealy, the Fun Foodies, Jay, Blovy, Veronica, Corolla, Andy, Jewel, Mr. Gossamer, Benjamin, Tessa and Jacqueline all strike a pose, one-by-one.)

NOT BURMA-SHAVE!!!

COMING SOON

FEBRUARY 1ST