The Shenanigang 2/Store Clerk for a Day

Rosewell, Jenny and Peridot get a job as store clerks at Stop & Slurp, which may or may not go well as planned. What obstacles will the 3 girls face?

Cast

 * Tara Strong as Rosewell
 * Shelby Rabara as Peridot
 * ??? as Jenny

Customers (in Order)

 * Shelbi Soccerson (Sports fan)
 * Red Fork
 * Mrs. Russel and Agatha Russel (Mother and daughter)
 * Star Butterfly
 * PaperMarioFan1000
 * Rosalina Estela
 * Marco Diaz
 * Jelo Elducal
 * Jorlo
 * Richard Melon
 * Rosalina, again
 * Agatha, again
 * Lapis Lazuli
 * Pearl
 * Blast
 * Galaximus
 * Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup
 * Jelo, again
 * Robber

Story
''[The Stop and Slurp. Inside, Rosewell and the manager is there.]''

Manager: You're hired, Rosewell!

Rosewell: Oh yeah!

Manager: Here's your uniform.

(The Manager gives Rosewell her uniform. Rosewell dresses up in it.)

Jenny: It seems like Inklings never get employed.... But I'm going to change that!

(Walks up to the store and sees a "Help Wanted" Sign)

Jenny: That's it! Hello Manager? I would like to apply for the job!

Manager: Sure do! But, you need to go through training. Rosewell's already done so much!

Peridot: (walks in as well) Hello. I'm Peridot, and I'd also like to apply for the job.

Manager: Well, looks like you two gals need to go through training!

Jenny: Training? O.K I can manage. And i see i have competition...

(2 Hours Later!)

Manager: Well, it seems that you two are, in a theoretical sense, able to handle this job properly. And by that I mean, you're hired! (gives Peridot and Jenny uniforms)

Jenny: YA HOOOO! Finally, i get a non- Turf War job!

Peridot: Yes!

(A customer comes in. She's wearing some kind of olive-colored visor, has green facepaint on her cheeks, and is holding a green triangle flag. And she's got a bag of Doritos.)

Shelbi: Good afternoon, I would like to purchase these chips. Also, can I have one of those hotdogs?

Jenny: Sure you can! But leave one for me. That will be.... $5.00. By the way... sick outfit.

Rosewell: Geez, Jenny! You don't have to take the customer's food! Anyway, I agree with Jenny, your outfit is cool.

(Rosewell puts the Doritos thru the scanner and into the bag. She then grabs a pack of hotdogs and puts them in the grill. Once they're cooked, she grabs one and puts it in a bun, then she gives it to Shelbi. The price is $8.00.)

Shelbi: Wow, thanks! Here's my payment.

(Shelbi gives Rosewell $10.00. Rosewell gives her change.)

Shelbi: Have a nice day! (leaves the store)

Jenny: Well thanks, Shelbi... I guess. I was just hungry. Lemme take the next one.

(Another customer comes in)

Red Fork: Good afternoon. Um, how many bags of chips are there?

Peridot: About 200.

Red Fork: Ok, I'll buy them all, and 10 gallons of orange soda. Oh, I also want 60 hotdogs.

Peridot: (overwhelmed by the giant order) Oh, Jenny, you said you wanted the next one, right? You handle this customer.

Rosewell: By the time we give you all those chips, we'd run out of stock!

Red Fork: Um, ok, how many are there available? I'll buy all the ones you have.

Rosewell: (idea!) I got an idea! Instead of giving you all the chips, we could either jumbosize 30 chips, or call security.

Jenny: Helooo! How may I help you, Redfork?

(Rosewell gives Red Fork 30 jumbo-size Chaaaaps and 30 jumbo-sized hotdogs.)

Red Fork: Um, ok, I think that works. How about the 10 gallons of orange soda?

Peridot: Should we call security?

(Rosewell gives Red Fork a box full of 38 1-liter sodas.)

Red Fork: Oh yeah, thanks!

Peridot: That would be a total of $206.99.

Red Fork: Oh, ok.

(Red Fork gives Peridot $210.00, and Peridot gives him his change)

Red Fork: (using his magic horn to levitate everything he bought) Thanks! Have a nice day! (leaves)

Peridot: Ok, that was a hard one, but I think we did a good job.

(A mother and her daughter enters the store.)

Peridot: Good afternoon! How can we help you?

Mrs. Russel: Oh, my little angel.

Rosewell: Aww, look at your child, she's so cute, with the beanie and pigtails and all that! I can recommend healthy options for your daughter. Maybe fruits and vegetables, or whole-wheat cereal and corn flakes!

Mrs. Russel: Thank you! Okay, you stay here for a minute. I gotta go use the restroom.  (goes to the ladies' bathroom)

Agatha: (glares angrily at the clerks) Sugar. '''SUGAR. SUGAR!!! Gimme sugar!!!'''

Rosewell: ...is it me, or did someone put "Spoiled" in the concoction?

Agatha:''' (angry) SUGAR!!!!!!!! '(whines)''

Peridot: Um... how long is Mrs. Russel going to take? I'm not sure what to do about her daughter.

Rosewell: Have a banana. (gives Agatha a banana)

Agatha: (still angry) That. Is not. SUGAR!

Peridot: Should we give her sugar? It seems she won't stop whining until we give her sugar.

Rosewell: Yeah. (gives Agatha a candy bar) Uh, one more thing, how did you know everyone in this city's names?

Agatha: (angry) Yummy! More! MORE!

Peridot: Blue Ocean helped me with that one. He's the one with most friends in internet. So when he became my friend by internet, I had the chance to learn everyone's name. (gives Agatha another candy bar)

Agatha: (angry) Yummy! More! MORE!

Rosewell: UGH! Well, I just got the perfect thing for annoying little girls like you. Slushie time! (grabs a Slushie cup, makes a Banana Blast-Cosmos Currant slushie, then gives it to Agatha)

Agatha: (still angry) Yummy! More! MORE!

Rosewell: (sweatdrop) How many do you want?

Agatha: (angry) I DON'T CARE, I WANT ALL OF THE SUGAR!

Rosewell: Well, there's sugar in sodas. Peri, grab a Coca-Cola and give it to this little brat.

Peridot: Um, ok, (gives her a soda) Though, we're really low on sodas after Red Fork's visit.

Agatha: (still angry) Yummy! '''MORE!!!!! I WANT MOOORRREEEE!!!!!!!!!!'''

Rosewell: UGH! Here, have a Twinkie. (gives Agatha a Twinkie) It's probably a thousand years old or something.

Peridot: Is that ok? Steven said that food things have an expiration date. He said that after that date, food can make humans sick.

Rosewell: That's a figure of speech.

(Agatha stops being angry, and giggles. Mrs. Russel arrives.)

Mrs. Russel: Oh, sorry to keep you waiting. Have you rung up our order yet?

Peridot: Oh, yeah, here it is! (gives her the order)

Mrs. Russel: Dearie, why don't you hand them the money?

Agatha: Whoa. Money? Okay, here. (gives Peridot the money, then leaves)

Mrs. Russel: Ugh, what did you do to my darling? Come back here! (leaves the store)

Peridot: Uh, did we do something wrong?

(A customer arrives. It's Star Butterfly!)

Star: Hey, Rosewell!

Peridot: Hello, how can we help you?

Star: I want a Large-size Slushie with all the colors of the rainbow!

(Rosewell looks at the flavors: Razzmatazzpberry; Orangelicious; Banana Blast; Yellin' Lemon; Time Lime; Guava Gusher; Watermelon Surprise; Aqua Syrup; Blueberry Bomb; Ultragrape; Cosmos Currant; Strawberry Surprise; Bubblegum Berry; Nuts for Coconuts; Vantablack; and Coffee. Just Coffee.)

Peridot: Ok... red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple. (adds a flavor of each color) This should do. (Gives Star the slushie).

Star: How much would that cost?

Peridot: That would be $12.00.

Star: Okay! (gives Peridot $12.00) Goodbye! (leaves)

Rosewell: So.....who's next?

Paper: I would like something... Err...Complex, y'see.. The Biggest Burger you have.

Rosewell: This is a convenience store, not a fast food restaurant.

(Sanvi is going around, and soon notices the "Help Wanted" sign. She smiled a little bit, and followed along.)

Sanvi: Let's see what mess I'm getting into this time...

(Paper leaves. The Manager arrives.)

Manager: Well, do you have expertise in running a convenience store?

Rosewell: Now what?

Jenny: I dunno. Seems like everyone comes here.