Thread:Shadowbolt500/@comment-27480112-20190907044016/@comment-27480112-20191005142052

I dunno. Anyway, time for more concepts for moronic monstrosities! (i.e. dumb characters) This time, I take Valve's characters and infuse them with 4th wall energy.


 * Couch: A version of Coach who works at IKEA. Will always try to sell furniture to anybody.
 * Eellis: A version of Ellis who is obsessed with eels.
 * Neck: A version of Nick who can adjust the length of his neck freely, often to long sizes.
 * Robelle: A version of Rochelle who acts like Isabelle.
 * Heavy Coupons Guy: A version of the Heavy who is likes shopping, and is also obsessed with it.
 * Beengineer: A version of the Engineer who is obsessed with bees, often to the point of building bee-related machines. Although rarely brought up, he also ships Bumbleby (Blake x Yang), and would go to great lengths to denounce any ship he deems "unworthy" (i.e. isn't Bumbleby).
 * Demo-man: A version of the Demoman plagued with trial pop-ups and warnings, reminiscent of WinRAR and the like.
 * The B-Man: A version of the G-Man who is obsessed with B-movies.