User blog:Redfork2000/Every HoEC Episode in a Sentence

Hello there everyone! Today I'm going to be doing a new blog post with a unique concept that I totally didn't steal from the "every (insert movie studios name) movie in 10 words or less" videos on youtube.

So, this is simple: Every HoEC episode summarized in a sentence. Please keep in mind that this is just for entertainment and comedy purposes, and it's not meant to offend anyone involved in the making of the episodes. With that being said, let's begin!

Season 1
1. All is Fair in Love and War

A Blaiden fanfic that's a complete rip-off of a My Little Pony episode.

2. A Match for Marco

Wait, is this supposed to be a Starco fanfic, or a Tomstar fanfic?

3. Leader for a Day

Well, the Commander sure made each of the gems un-BEAR-able power-hungry leaders. (ba-dum-tss)

4. Ponies vs Inklings

Back when Ink Splash was still awesome and the most OP thing ever.

5. The Attack of the Opposite

Back when Boom was actually a threat.

6. An Unpeasant Surprise

Back when Dark Green Shadow posing as her evil counterpart wasn't cliché.

7. The Forbidden Legacy

This was when Akasha became the coolest villain in Pea's cast.

8. Red Fork's Rampage

When you realize this should actually be Dr. Zack's Rampage since he's the main villain of the story, but the episode was named Red Fork's Rampage because calling it Dr. Zack's Rampage would give away the main plot twist of the story.

9. Nitro Mania

Seriously, Starcade?

10. The New Red Crystal

This story is more about Paula Python than Red Spoon when you think about it.

11. Electrifying Crush

A Blectra fanfic that's a complete rip-off of a Unikitty episode.

12. The Shock about the New Shadow

I guess you could say Takeshi's introduction was pretty "shocking". (ba-dum-tss)

13. Lemonade Rush

When Lemon Glass finally gets an episode that focuses on her, and the antagonists aren't even trying to take over the world.

14. The Return of the Opposite

Wait, why did Scorch suddenly appear here instead of in Red Fork's Rampage? (Top 10 questions science still can't answer)

15. The Human Tsunami

The story that began the Captain Red Shell x Akasha shipping.

16. The Amulet of the Dark Seas

The story that strengthened the Captain Red Shell x Akasha shipping.

17. The Electric Evolution

Why are there three episodes in a role that give Captain Red Shell a possible shipping?

18. Quest to Save Equestria

Plagiarism is bad unlss you're a youtuber making a "Random Thoughts" video.

19. Hybrid Mayhem

Ink Splash makes friends and never has to play along ever again, yay!

20. The Ace Plan

Ace is the new Shadow Sensei confirmed.

Season 2
21. The Shadow Foreshadowing

Wait, does this story actually foreshadow something?

22. Parasprite Panic

Never take home a creature you don't know kids, they could destroy your town!

23. The Ticket Master

And we never got an episode about the big event itself!

24. Forest Fiends

How does Tommy know Miss Bloomina's extremely large name?

25. The Super Powered Renaissance

Dr. Zack episodes are starting to get cliché.

26. Leap of Faith

For some reason the citizens actually fall for Flim and Flam's tricks yet again.

27. The Crystals of the Seven Colors

Rainbow Power!

28. Too Many Guppies

No seriously, those are too many guppies.

29. Boxing Bonkers

The Eye of the Tiger!

30. Discord Disaster

Discord is too OP, please nerf.

31. A New Angle for the Angler

Snap Jaws episode, I guess.

32. Twin Twister

This episode was just all over the place.

33. The Food War

Why is it that Red Fork coming to this dimension didn't spell the apocalypse of the dimension? (top 10 questions science still can't answer)

34. Attack of the Dark Trio

Season 2 had quite a few forgettable episodes, now that I think of it.

35. The Battle Tournament

Super Smash Bros in a nutshell

36. The Rise of the Sprout Squad

Why is Apple John the Leader if Wendy is the most useful member of the team?

37. Android-pocalypse

Gary talked so passionately about his invention for several episodes before, and when it's finally finished, it turns against him and tries to destroy the city forcing the gang to destroy it. (Hello darkness my old friend)

38. The Revenge of King Squidmir

Hey, King Squidmir's back!

39. The Night of the Opposite Blast Gang

Where did Toxico even go after all this?

40. The Return of the Warlord

Elemental Ninjas are awesome!

This blog is still incomplete. I might continue later and go on to Seasons 3 and 4.