User blog:CITRONtanker/Villain. By Galaximus Parody of All Star by Smash Mouth

You know this song. You have to.

Intro (I made it myself)

Galaximus: We are not heroes. We live our lives different.

Destruction is how we thrive.

But think not of evil.

Think of it as a way of life.

And if you interfere with our way of life...

We will MESS YOU UP.

Now, to the song...

Galaximus: Somebody once told me that heroes always win.

But I was always a girl who didn't listen.

I sat and thought about my whole life, and what I wanna do.

And eventually, I got my answer.

Well the carnage comes fast and it never stops coming.

Gonna make all you mortals go running.

Never made much sense to help out others.

Being sappy and caring is a really big bother.

So many cities, so little time.

What the heck is wrong with a life of crime?

You never regret the desicion.

Being kind is a big illusion.

(Chorus)

Hey now, you're a villain, rule the world now, get the world crushed, get fame.

Hey now, you're a monster, make yourself large, destroy.

All I want is the whole world.

Just watch my plans unfurl.

It's a cruel world and they say it gets crueler.

You can be a dominator or a big fat loser.

But the heroes, they say, beg to differ.

They want to stop our whole reign of terror.

The hopes you have are getting pretty small.

You think you can succeed at all?

Your days are over, how about mine?

The fate of the galaxy I will define!

Chorus repeats

Somebody once asked me if I could spare his body.

And I laughed about helping somebody.

So I got him off the ground, and said that he was crummy.

And now he is deep in my tummy.

Boy, that was awesome!

(Part before chorus and chorus repeat)

Just be a villain, it will all work out.

Now you know what it is all about.