User blog:JeloJellyJam/A message from the Galactic Army

Hey, it's me, Jelo! Just in time for April Fools day, I just thought of the best prank ever! Not reall y. So, I placed TNT around the Galactic fortress and set it for self destruct. This is gonna be a blas-

*static*

'''Hello, Locked Room Fools. It is I, Dark Jaiden, Galaximus' most loyal servant. If you haven't noticed, we made all the links black so you puny fools can't tell the difference between normal text and links! It's small, but we're this is the first step to making the IaLR wiki ours! Slowly but surely, we'll take over the wiki, then we'll take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* Ugh, sorry about that. Also, the Locked Room Gang isn't here to save you now, so good luck! I know you'd think: "Hey DJ, isn't this stupid? You could've just changed the whole wiki theme!" Well, those stupid RPers are presistent at making their wiki more April Fools-like, but our takeover will be no joke. Sooner or later, we'll kick them out, and we'll change the theme for sure-'''

*static, followed by explosion*

I'm back. I just blew up the Galactic Fortress. So, you can say....YAY! Our mission is complete! To celebrate April Fools, we're gonna....

Dare to be stupid!

Until then, this isn't an ARG. 'Bye. 'JeloElducal (talk) 00:44, April 1, 2018 (UTC)