Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-31727837-20180228231718/@comment-31727837-20180304123048

Vortigon: Behold! (places a rock that is shaped like a baby wrapped in a blanket) The Omphalos Stone! Used by Zeus' mother to trick the drunken Chronos into eating this thing rather than Zeus himself! It was salvaged by my father Ares after his death and given to me after I completed all of his training courses! If you bet your headphones, this immeasurably-valuable rock could be yours for the taking!