Thread:PeaVZ108/@comment-30384301-20180126141057/@comment-31727837-20180128152137

Me: Thanks for the dinner, mum.

>places plate down that has only one French Fry left

Mother: You didn’t finished.

Me: Dude, there’s only, like, one fry left.

Mother: There’ kids starving in Africa!

Me: Got an envelope?

Mother: Yeah-?

Me: SEND IT TO THEM.