Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-27480112-20170727121130/@comment-27480112-20170801104602

Fast forward to Ancient Egypt. The more advanced Inklings have finally invented the Turf War, which would soon become a recreational activity in modern-day Inkopolis. Whoever thought of using a cat as the judge might have been the idea of Peeter's ancestor at that time. Peas have moved on, and created their own town, which was way more technologically advanced than Inklings and humans combined. The Inklings became green with envy, and destroyed the Peas' crops. The Peas retorted by kidnapping their cat judge and holding him for ransom. A human pharaoh named Cleopatra oversaw this, and was utterly disgusted and shcoked. To prevent any crappy stuff from happening, Cleo then stopped the war, made both Inklings and Peas sign a peace treaty, and everything went fine for 8 months.

Fast forward even more to Ancient Greece. Inklings have become artsy, creative, and started worshipping gods. Two shrine maidens, Calena and Marynn, transmitted divinenmessages from the mollusk gods to the Inklings. Peas from this era were part of the Romans and the Spartan Army. One faithful day, Aristotle's brother Jelosceles was working with his cousin Isosceles triangle loljk, trying to prove the earth was round, when Jennphrodite waged war against the Peaspartans. The war lasted for 3 years and disrupted the two cousins' work. They did manage to finish it 1 month later. The Peas emerged victorious, but the Inklings sadly lost. Worse, Calena and Marynn were assasinated by an unknown Pea soldier.

Part 3 later!