User blog:Redfork2000/Random Jokes with my Roster

Hello! This is Redfork2000 here!

So, many of you might be wondering why I'm doing this blog, specially since I already have a very similar blog already. Well, here's the difference: While that one is for longer scenes with my characters, I plan to use this blog for quick jokes with my characters. Jokes that are told in only a couple of lines. So without further ado, let's begin!

1. Dear Cupid
Electra is writing a letter for cupid.

"Dear cupid, I only have one question for you. When you were being trained for your job, didn't you learn that to make a happy couple you have to use the arrow on both sides of the couple? On both sides, not on just me, you moron!"

Electra cries as she looks at a picture of Boom.

2. I'm Vegan
Blueberry Cookie and Oatmeal Cookie are together. Oatmeals eyes widen, as she's confused.
 * Blueberry Cookie: Hey, Oatmeal Cookie, wanna come with hme to eat some hamburgers?
 * Oatmeal Cookie: Sorry, but I'm vegan.
 * Blueberry Cookie: That's ok. You can eat the lettuce, and I'll eat the rest.

3. Are you alone?
Electra walks up to Blade, who is alone at a table with two chairs. He's sitting on one chair, and the other chair is empty. Electra takes the chair away, while Blade just makes a sad face.
 * Electra: Hey Blade, are you alone?
 * Blade: (looks at Electra, thinking she's gonna come sit with him) Yeah...
 * Electra: Ok, I need this chair. Thanks Blade!

4. I'm not ok
Red Fork is with Blue Ocean and Blast.
 * Blue Ocean: Hey, are you ok, Red Fork?
 * Red Fork: I'm not ok!
 * Blast: What's wrong?
 * Red Fork: Look, I know you guys think I have no problems at all, that I have anything I could ever wish for, but deep inside, I really need to eat 20 pepperoni pizzas!

5. You've got a cellphone?
Electra calls Blast by cellphone.
 * Blast: Hi Electra!
 * Electra: Hey Blast, you've got a cellphone now!
 * Blast: (facepalms, and uses sarcasm) No way, I'm talking to you with my microwave!