User blog comment:CaptainRustbolt21/Ask Vortigon, the Greek God of Chaos/@comment-27480112-20170701012634/@comment-31727837-20170703162159

Vortigon: *takes a bite before spitting it out8 ACK! Who the hell made this!? Tasted like silicone and cucumber. *noices a small piece of paper inside of the fortune cookie* Whats this?