Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-27480112-20190410070014/@comment-30790899-20190423234521

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Ah, yes, sorry! I’ll re-order them from no so bad to worst, to keep it simple.

I was pretty angry when initially watching Ink Lemonade. It honestly felt like a lost episode of Season 6 or 7. Squidward torture, unbearable Patrick, and an all around unpleasant feel. But upon rewatching it, I found it a bit more tolerable. Not good by any stretch, and easily the worst of Season 11, but this is no Choir Boys or Squids Visit, episodes I do consider worse.

The Splinter is... bleah... do I have to say anything else? Actually, I do- if you don’t find the splinter disgusting, you, for one, have a strong stomach. But two, the more pressing issue, the episode becomes incredibly boring. All that happens is Spongebob is trying to hide the splinter so he doesn’t get sent home for the day. Squidward messes with him, and Patrick, who at the time was a flanderized moron, only makes the problem worse. But yeah, it still does disgust me, this episode, but it has nothing else to fall back on.

Stuck in the Wringer is a really bad hair day for Spongebob. It, like The Card and another one of your proposed episode, makes me want to put Patrick into a meat grinder. Keep in mind that in the pre-movie era, Patrick was my favorite character in the show by a longshot, and even re-watching the early episodes, who could forget his most memorable moments. This episode is a clusterfunk- we see Spongebob have to go through a day woth the wringer restricting his actions, and I can see those twisted writers trying to tell jokes, but it’s not funny- this episode never earns a laugh. What makes it worse is that at the episode’s climax, it’s magically Spongebob’s fault for everything that has happened, and that he has a problem with his heart, rather than the fat, selfish, brain-dead imbecile who got him into this mess. Moving on.

I think One Coarse Meal is a tad overhated. But to BF10 and everyone else who considers it the worse, I will never argue with you. The tone of the episode, the content, and the quote-on-quote comedy here is completely out of place in a Spongebob episode. And if you mever hated Krabs before, this episode will quickly, almost happily, change your mind. The suicide joke is the least of this things problems. It’s a Plankton torture episode. Now imagine if we made an IaLR episode devoted to torturing Galaximus, despite her doing absolutely nothing, simply for her being Galaximus, making her spiral into depression, crush her hopes in life, and drive her to attempt to kill herself. That would be terrible, almost horrifying, right? And to think Krabs responds to the suicide attempt with a laugh! That’s Family Guy content, for Pete’s sake. I’m done- if you want a more hardocre rant on this episode, please go elsewhere.

But if Stuck In the Wringer shot Patrick down, Pet Sitter Pat is what incinerated him. There is no defending the characterization of him here, and despite him clearly getting along with Gary in past episodes, he seems to know nothing about him here, and his ignorance really ticked me off. Remember, continuity goes to die in Spongebob, and episodes like this are the middle finger to us fans concerning continuity. It has no structure, only anger can be felt when watching it, him trying to make Gary shirvel up, and then chasing him with a flamethrower. Really? How have we lowered the bar any more? The worst part of it all? This episode is a blatant reheash of.... oh dear god...

I still stand firm in this statement- A Pal for Gary is the worst cartoon episode I’ve ever seen in my life not named Ren Seeks Help (just don’t.) This piece of dog crap never fails to completely piss me off, to make me feel a sense of fury and malice no Cuphead boss could induce in me. I wanted to destroy my TV, the coffee table, and send a furious e-mail to Nickelodeon themselves. Actively making your main character a obvlious, detestable, careless monster. Spongebob is not a character in this episode- this is a sociopath. At least Patrick is supposed to be dumb- Spongebob should have some common sense in the squshy brain of his. It’s quite an accomplishment when you make me want to see the main character of your show dead by the end of the episode. Spongebob’s scolding of Gary, his love of the Leviathan horror he brought into his house, and Gary’s meows of fear and torment are played up as comic gold in this episode. HOW IS ANY OF THIS FUNNY?! Keep in mind that we are not watching an Adult Swim show- we are watching a comedy that shaped many kids childhoods, one of the most influential and iconic cartoons of all time. And it pumped out a dumpster fire like this? And every time I see it, I swear it gets worse. Let me end with this- the late and great Stepehn Hillenburg himself hated this train wreck of an episode, you know it will forver live in infamy and hate. Puffy Fluffy- rot in hell

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