Stories: Cookie Conquest

Story Written by: Redfork2000 & JeloElducal

Plot
''In Baker Street, there's all kinds of cookies. Most of them are friendly. But there's one cookie who, convinced that cookies don't get the respect they deserve, and are just seen as food by many other species, decides to start a campaign to conquer the world, and force the other species into submission. When the gang finds out what this villainous cookie, it'll be their job to step in and stop this cookie before he achieves his goals.''

Cast

 * Jelo Edmarkson
 * Blue Ocean
 * Blast
 * Tommy
 * Alice
 * Boulder
 * Jaiden (Jaiden Animations)
 * James (TheOdd1sout)
 * Adam Ortiz (SomeThingElseYT)
 * Timothy Thomas (TimTom)
 * Orange Cookie
 * Coffee Cookie
 * Blackberry Cookie
 * Green Tea Cookie
 * Blueberry Cookie (NEW)
 * Raspberry Cookie (NEW)
 * Carrot Cookie (NEW)
 * Oatmeal Cookie (NEW)
 * Lebkuchen Cookie (NEW)
 * Pirate Cookie (NEW)
 * Ninja Cookie (NEW)
 * Cherry Cookie (NEW)
 * Dr. Wasabi Cookie (NEW)
 * Dr. Jellystein Cookie (NEW)

Story
''It's a cold morning at Echo Creek. The gang is at the park, chatting and having fun together.'' They all laugh together. However, the gang's peaceful morning is soon interrupted by the sight of dozens of cookies, rushing into Echo Creek, with spears made of candy and shields made of coconut shells. Just as Alice said, the cookies are attacking Echo Creek, invading houses, stealing resources, and attacking any person they come across. The gang goes where the cookies are. ''The gang run to the Jaidenmobile (which happened to be parked in Jaiden's garage), and enter it. Jaiden starts the Jaidenmobile up, and drives to Baker Street.'' ''The Jaidenmobile finally arrives at Baker Street. When they arrive, they see Sarah waiting for them. Blue Ocean comes out of the Jaidenmobile quickly to say hello to Sarah.'' ''The gang starts following Coffee Cookie to a building. Coffee Cookie uses a key to open the door, and inside, Blackberry Cookie and Orange Cookie are interrogating two other cookies. One has blue hair and clothes, while the other has red hair and clothes.'' ''The gang run back to the Jaidenmobile and drive to the aforementioned boxing club. When they arrive, they here lots of noise inside the boxing club.'' ''The gang enter the boxing club. There, they see two big guys with boxing gloves on, as the crowd cheers for them while they knock out two challengers.'' ''One of the Boxing Bros is tall and thin, while the other is short and round. However, both of them seem very tough. The gang sees "Gingerbrave" as he pays the Boxing Bros some money, before disappearing into the crowd.'' An idea pops up in Jelo's head. Alice walks up to the two boxers. Everyone gasps. Alice and Blast enter the ring, the crowd is cheering for the new battle that's about to take place. As soon as the bell is heard, the first round begins, and both boxers race towards Alice and Blast. Both boxers approach Alice and Blast. ''Blast starts running around both boxers at superspeed, making them dizzy. Then, he stops in one place, and punches them straight to the other side of the ring. The crowd seems surprised at this.'' ''Both boxers stand up to Blast, and begin punching. Blast moves side-to-side, dodging the punches.'' ''Blast punches them again, and they land on the ground. As soon as they get up, Blast starts punching them too fast for them to even react. Both boxers seem very damaged, and Blast is about to land the final hit for the knockout, when suddenly, the bell rings.'' ''As soon as the chess round begins, Blast steps back, and lets Alice play on both boards against both boxers at the same time. She quickly gains the upper hand on the chess match, and before the bell can ring, Alice has defeated both of them.'' The audience starts booing at the Boxing Bros. He gives the gang a list with the following names:
 * Blast: And then I told him, "You sir, have a lot of carrots!"
 * Alice: It's nice to spend time with you guys like this. It's been quite a while since we've been able to hang out like this.
 * Jelo: Yep.
 * Jaiden: Uh-huh.
 * Blast: So, what about you guys? How have you been?
 * Jaiden: We're doing great!
 * James: I just finished my newest video.
 * Jelo: While you guys were busy with your own adventures, me and the others have been busy dealing with other threats, like Galaximus. Other than that, I'm fine, and I'm working on more animations.
 * Blast: That sounds neat.
 * Tommy: Yeah.
 * Adam: What's with the living cookies?
 * Blue Ocean: No idea...
 * Alice: They look like they're heading... to war?
 * Blast: What has gotten into these cookies?
 * Blue Ocean: No idea. It's not like them to attack the city like this.
 * TimTom: I'm more confused by the fact that I'm seeing living cookies attacking just about everything.
 * Alice: I recommend we try to investigate, figure out what's going on here. There has to be a logical explanation to all of this.
 * TimTom: Okay, but I still want to know why cookies are alive. It's bizarre!
 * Jaiden: That's because the cookie species are from another dimension. Some of them decided to stay in different dimensions, like this one.
 * Blue Ocean: Yeah.
 * Blast: Guys, let's go find out why there's cookies attacking Echo Creek. Someone has to be behind such an odd event.
 * Jelo: Okay. Gang, let's go!
 * Blast: Oh boy, this sure is confusing.
 * Alice: (tries to talk to the cookies) Hey, excuse me! Why are you attacking Echo Creek?
 * Cookie #1: Because Gingerbrave told us to.
 * Alice: What!?
 * Blue Ocean: Sarah told me about Gingerbrave. He's a great hero to all the cookies, for leading them in their escape.
 * Alice: Oh...
 * Blue Ocean: This is pretty odd, though. According to what Sarah has told me, I don't think he'd tell the cookies to invade Echo Creek.
 * Blast: So, do you think someone might have been impersonating him?
 * Blue Ocean: It's possible. We'd better go to Baker Street to get some clues about this.
 * Adam: Okay, but what if we get ambushed by a cookie? Come to think of it...that's the weirdest thing I've said today.
 * Blue Ocean: Welcome to our adventures.
 * Blast: If we all stay together, I think we won't have any trouble taking out a cookie.
 * Blue Ocean: Not to mention, humans and ponies are the cookies' natural predators. We're already above them on the food chain. In any case, they're the ones who should be afraid of us.
 * James: I'm pretty sure that means we can eat them all, right?
 * Jelo: Not really effective. Sorry, James.
 * Blue Ocean: If only we had Red Fork with us. He'd devour any hostile cookies we'd find.
 * Alice: Let's go to Baker Street. Whatever is going on, I have the feeling that we'll find more clues there.
 * Jelo: Good idea. Jaiden, you still have the keys to the Jaidenmobile, right?
 * Jaiden: I think so? Hold up, let's me check. *checks her pockets* Oh, here they are! *pulls out the Jaidenmobile keys*
 * Blast: "Cool"!
 * Alice: *facepalms after hearing Blast's pun*
 * Jaiden: Everyone, to the Jaidenmobile!
 * Blue Ocean: *texting someone on his phone*
 * Alice: What are you doing?
 * Blue Ocean: I'm messaging Sarah. I'm asking her if she knows anything about what's going on.
 * Blast: What has she said?
 * Blue Ocean: She says that she doesn't know who is behind this, but she'll be glad to help us search for clues.
 * Alice: That's good.
 * Blue Ocean: Sarah! I'm glad to see you again.
 * Coffee Cookie: Hello, Blue Ocean! Hello, everyone!
 * Tommy: Hi!
 * Alice: Blue Ocean said you'd help us find clues.
 * Coffee Cookie: That's right. I don't know exactly what's going on, but I've heard some cookies claiming that Gingerbrave told them to get rid of humans and all other species that endanger cookies. But that doesn't sound like him at all.
 * Blue Ocean: I knew it, something fishy is going on here.
 * Alice: Do you have any idea of where to start searching for clues, Sarah?
 * Coffee Cookie: Well, Orange Cookie and Blackberry Cookie are trying to get some information from a couple of cookies we found trying to attack humans. I don't know how much they've discovered, but hopefully, they've found some clues we can start with.
 * Jelo: Great! Do you know where they are?
 * Coffee Cookie: Sure. Follow me!
 * Blue Ocean: Let's go!
 * Orange Cookie: Guys, where did "Gingerbrave" go after you saw him.
 * Blueberry Cookie: No idea. He just disappeared.
 * Blackberry Cookie: Interesting... tell me, did you notice anything unusual this time you saw him?
 * Blueberry Cookie: Nope.
 * Raspberry Cookie: Well, to be honest, I did notice his voice was a bit too monotonous.
 * Blackberry Cookie: Monotonous?
 * Raspberry Cookie: Yes. I didn't think anything of it, though.
 * Blackberry Cookie: Where exactly did you see him?
 * Blueberry Cookie: Just outside a boxing club at the south of the city.
 * Orange Cookie: A boxing club?
 * Blackberry Cookie: That might be where we'll find our next clue.
 * James: Uh...hey.
 * Orange Cookie: Oh, hi!
 * Blue Ocean: Coffee Cookie told us you were interrogating two cookies.
 * Orange: Yup.
 * Blackberry Cookie: It's these two. (points at Blueberry Cookie and Raspberry Cookie)
 * Jaiden: Who are they?
 * Blueberry Cookie: I'm Blueberry Cookie.
 * Raspberry Cookie: And I'm Raspberry Cookie.
 * Orange Cookie: We found them trying to attack humans.
 * Blackberry Cookie: We stopped them, and now they've realized they were tricked.
 * Blueberry Cookie: Yeah. Someone's impersonating Gingerbrave! And we need to find out who it is!
 * TimTom: So where are we supposed to go?
 * Blackberry Cookie: The clues we got from these two cookies say we have to visit a boxing club at the southern area of the city.
 * Jelo: Thanks. Say, are you going to help us out on our adventure?
 * Orange Cookie: Sure!
 * Blueberry Cookie: We'll join too!
 * Raspberry Cookie: No one is gonna make a fool out of us and get away with it!
 * Jaiden: How about you, Blackberry Cookie?
 * Blackberry Cookie: Of course, I'll join you on your quest.
 * Blast: Well, I guess we're ready to go, then!
 * Blast: Is this the place?
 * Blueberry Cookie: Yup.
 * Jelo: Let's enter the place and see what's going on.
 * TimTom: Oh dear. I've got a bad feeling about this one.
 * Tommy: Oh my...
 * Announcer: And the winners are, the Boxing Bros! Is there anyone who could possibly defeat these two fighting machines?
 * Jaiden: He disappeared!
 * Alice: I'm pretty sure he's somewhere in the crowd.
 * Blueberry Cookie: See? We're not crazy.
 * Orange Cookie: But why would this fake Gingerbrave be paying these two?
 * Blue Ocean: I don't know, but it's very likely that they'll have some information about who the impostor is, and where we can find him.
 * TimTom: I don't think that's a good idea. Maybe they'll beat us up!
 * Alice: What do we do, then?
 * Blue Ocean: Isn't there any way we can get information from them without earning ourselves a powerful beating?
 * Jelo: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
 * Jelo: That's it! If they ever attack us, we'll just have to beat them at their own game!
 * Blast: And how do we defeat two professional boxers at boxing?
 * Alice: Hm... perhaps if we challenge them to something similar to boxing, but a bit different.
 * Blast: What do you have in mind?
 * Alice: Let me try something.
 * Alice: Hey, did that cookie just pay you guys?
 * Boxer #1: Yeah, what about it?
 * Alice: We're in an important case, and we'll need to ask you a few questions.
 * Boxer #2: What!? We're not doing anything wrong! Now get out of here, girl! This ain't no place for you!
 * Alice: How about this we do this? We challenge you to a match of.... chessboxing!
 * Boxer #1: Chessboxing!?
 * Alice: Three minutes boxing, then three minutes chess. We continue alternating both activities, until there's a knock out, or a checkmate. What do you say?
 * Boxer #2: (whispers to Boxer #1) Hey, I don't know. We barely know how chess works.
 * Boxer #1: Don't waste our time, girl! Get out of here!
 * Alice: Fine. Who knew the best boxers in town were just a couple of chickens?
 * Boxer #2: What did you say?
 * Alice: Just what you heard. Chickens.
 * Boxer #1: No one calls us chickens! We'll beat you at your chessboxing game!
 * Alice: Good. If we win, we get to make you all the questions we want!
 * Boxer #2: Whatever you want.
 * Boxer #1: But if we win, you girl, will be our personal punching bag for an entire week. Deal? (offers a hand shake)
 * Alice: (nervous, but accepts the hand shake) Deal.
 * Jelo: Good luck, Alice. We believe in you.
 * Boxer #1: Good Luck? She's not gonna fight us alone. That wouldn't be fair.
 * Boxer #2: It'll be two against two! So who's gonna step up and fight us with this foolish girl?
 * Blast: I'll do it!
 * Alice: Blast? Do you know how to play chess?
 * Blast: Yeah. I'm not very good at it, but here's the plan. I'll use my super strength to keep them under control during the boxing time, while you destroy them during the chess time.
 * Alice: Got it! Let's do it.
 * Boxer #1: Get ready to go down!
 * Blast: You wish!
 * Announcer: On this side of the ring, we have our local champions, the Boxing Bros! (the crowd cheers for them) And on this side, we have the challengers, Alice and Blast! (the gang cheers for them)
 * Blast: Stay behind me during the boxing parts, and you'll be ok.
 * Alice: Got it. We can do this.
 * Announcer: Now, attention fighters. I want a clean fight. The rules are, there's no rules! Begin!
 * TimTom: This is gonna get odd.
 * Blue Ocean: I just hope they can do it.
 * Tommy: They can do it. They're a great team, they can do anything!
 * Boxer #1: Time to knock 'em down!
 * Blast: Well, the announcer said no rules, right?
 * Boxer #1: Yeah, what's up with that?
 * Boxer #2: What the? How's he so fast and strong?
 * Boxer #1: It doesn't matter. He might have more power, but we have the technique!
 * Blast: Are you done yet?
 * Boxer #1: Wait, how did you...
 * Blast: Buh-bye.
 * Announcer: Boxing time is over, and it seems like the Boxing Bros have been saved by the bell!
 * Alice: That was impressive, Blast.
 * Blast: To be fair, they don't have superpowers.
 * Announcer: And now it's time for the chess round! Ready teams?
 * Boxer #1: We'd better win here. That guy can't be a master at fighting and a chess master at the same time, right?
 * Alice: Nope. But I sure am pretty good at chess.
 * Boxer #2: Uh oh...
 * Alice: And, checkmate!
 * Boxer #1: How is that even possible!?
 * Boxer #2: I knew it was a trap!
 * Announcer: And the winners are...Blast and Alice!
 * Boxer #1: No way!
 * Boxer #2: How could we lose!?
 * Jelo: That's the power of teamwork. Great job, Blast! Great job, Alice!
 * Blast: Alright guys, now it's time for answers.
 * Boxer #1 and #2: FINE...
 * Alice: What's your business with that cookie that just payed you?
 * Boxer #1: He paid us to become his bodyguards.
 * Blast: Bodyguards?
 * Boxer #2: Yup. He said that he knew a group of people would try to stop his plans, so he's getting all the security he can in advance.
 * Alice: But, what do you know about his plans?
 * Boxer #1: Not much. But we do know this: he's working for someone else.
 * Boxer #2: He left us a list of the other people on his team. He said we should cover them too.
 * Jaiden: Who were those people?
 * Boxer #1: We can't reveal their identities!
 * Alice: A deal is a deal, guys.
 * Boxer #2: Never!
 * Alice: What's the matter? Are the two Boxing Bros a couple of liars?
 * Boxer #1: Fine, fine! Here's the list!

-Cherry Cookie

-Green Tea Cookie

-Pirate Cookie

-Ninja Cookie

-Lebkuchen Cookie

''-Dr. Wasabi Cookie'' The gang leaves the boxing ring and enter the Jaidenmobile. ''Jaiden starts up and drives the Jaidenmobile. Minutes later, the Jaidenmobile arrives at Cherry Cookie's place.'' Suddenly, the gang hears a loud explosion inside the building, as if a bomb exploded. Another explosion is heard, so powerful that part of the roof falls off, and is about to fall on the gang. The forcefield protects the gang from the pieces of roof that fall at them. ''The gang enters the building. There, they find Cherry Cookie, tossing cherry bombs around.'' ''Cherry Cookie tosses a cherry bomb at Jaiden. However, Blast sees this, and jumps in front of Jaiden, receiving the cherry bomb himself instead of Jaiden. Blast then lands on the ground, injured.'' Cherry Cookie continues tossing cherry bombs at the gang. The ice shield stops some bombs, but it ends up being blown up after a while. Alice takes out her flame cannon, and uses it to make the cherry bombs explode before they reach the gang. Cherry Cookie gets frozen by Jaiden's attack. Alice uses her flame cannon to unfreeze Cherry Cookie's head. ''The gang heads to the Jaidenmobile. Jaiden starts up the Jaidenmobile and heads to where the next cookie is.'' ''Coffee Cookie reads the list, and sees that the next cookie on the list is... Green Tea Cookie!'' The Jaidenmobile arrives at Green Tea Cookie's location. The gang arrives exactly where Green Tea Cookie is. (Under Construction)
 * Blast: Boy, this is a long list.
 * Jelo: Do you happen to know where these people are?
 * Boxer #1: No.
 * Alice: Really?
 * Boxer #2: Here's a list with their addresses. (gives them a list)
 * Alice: Thank you. It's been a pleasure to do business with you. Good day.
 * Boxer #1: I can't believe this...
 * Blue Ocean: Ok, we've got the list.
 * Cookie Coffee: We're on the right track. If we visit these six cookies, we might get the information we need to get to the true culprit behind this mess.
 * Blast: So... who do we visit first?
 * TimTom: How about Cherry Cookie? Cherries are sweet. Maybe she's also sweet and kind.
 * Blast: I guess so.
 * Alice: In that case, to Cherry Cookie's place it is, then!
 * Blueberry Cookie: Alright, here we are.
 * Raspberry Cookie: We already encountered two boxers. This is going to be easy business.
 * Raspberry: I stand corrected.
 * Tommy: What was that "boom" sound?
 * Jelo: Must be an explosion of some sort.
 * Blast: Do you think it was a bomb?
 * Blue Ocean: I don't know. Maybe?
 * Jelo: It's likely a bomb. I mean, surely a sound like that means an explosive blew up. I can't list anything else that makes a loud sound like that.
 * Alice: That gives me a bad feeling about this.
 * Blast: Oh, come on Alice, we owned two professional boxers. What could possibly go wrong?
 * Alice: Look out!
 * Blue Ocean: (creates a forcefield to protect the gang) That should do it!
 * Jelo: Phew.
 * Blast: Alright, maybe this can go wrong after all...
 * Coffee Cookie: But we've still got a mission to accomplish. Besides, I know Cherry Cookie. She loves explosives as much as I love coffee, but she's a pretty nice girl when you get to know her. Come on guys, let's go inside!
 * Adam: Oh dear.
 * Alice: Ok, she actually looks pretty cute for such a destructive cookie.
 * Blue Ocean: Let's try to go up to her and say hello!
 * Blast: (walks up to Cherry Cookie) Uh, hello?
 * Cherry Cookie: Hello- wait... you're a human! (tosses a cherry bomb right at Blast)
 * Blast: Aah! (knocked back by Cherry Cookie's bomb) Ouch... what was that for?
 * Cherry Cookie: GingerBrave said to trust no human! He said they're all trying to eat us cookies and eliminate our race!
 * Coffee Cookie: Cherry Cookie, that's not true! Why don't you put down that bomb so we can talk things peacefully?
 * Cherry Cookie:Aah! Coffee Cookie! You're on their side! Impossible! They brainwashed you! Was it the scientist pony you're dating?
 * Coffee Cookie: What!? Cherry Cookie, no, I'm not brainwashed.
 * Cherry Cookie: GingerBrave said that some cookies would be brainwashed by the enemy! But I never thought you'd be one of them!
 * James: Well, maybe YOU'RE the one who's brainwashed!
 * Jaiden: Yeah. We humans eat non-sentient cookies. I've yet to meet a person that eats sentient ones.
 * Cherry Cookie: Aah! You won't brainwash me, humans! I hope you like cherries!
 * Blast: Ugh... who knew cherries were so dangerous...
 * Jaiden: Aah, Blast! Are you okay?!
 * Blast: Ugh... I'm ok... what about you? Are you ok?
 * Jaiden: Yeah. Oh, and thanks for saving me! You're a really great friend.
 * Blast: (blushes) Well, as long as you're ok, I'm ok. (faints)
 * Jelo: This might be the weirdest fight I've ever fought. Probably. *grabs out his sword and slices incoming cherry bombs*
 * Cherry Cookie: It's cherry bombing time!
 * Jaiden: Ice shield! *creates an ice shield*
 * TimTom: Jaiden, I don't think that's gonna hold up against the bombs!
 * Alice: Alright, that's it. You don't hurt Blast and get away with it!
 * Cherry Cookie: Gah! Humans are much tougher than I thought!
 * Jaiden: Flurry of Frost! *does rapid hand movements and shoots a giant beam of snow and ice at Cherry Cookie*
 * Cherry Cookie: Aah! I don't want to be a cherry popsicle!
 * Jelo: I think this fight might be over now!
 * Coffee Cookie: Great job guys!
 * Blue Ocean: Now, what do we do with her?
 * Jelo: I think we may need to talk with her or something.
 * Blue Ocean: But if we unfreeze her, she'll start attacking us again.
 * Blackberry Cookie: What if we only unfreeze her head? That way she can't throw bombs at us.
 * Jaiden: Yeah!
 * Alice: Ok, let's try it.
 * Cherry Cookie: Aah! Don't brainwash me! I'm a young cookie with a long life ahead of me!
 * Coffee Cookie: We're not going to, and we aren't, so don't worry.
 * Cherry Cookie: But, GingerBrave told me...
 * Blackberry Cookie: That wasn't the real GingerBrave. It was a faker.
 * Cherry Cookie: Wait, really?
 * Orange Cookie: Yup.
 * Cherry Cookie: Oh... that makes a lot more sense.
 * Jelo: So, wanna help us get to the bottom of this?
 * Cherry Cookie: You bet I do! Oh, and sorry for attacking you guys. I really thought it was the real GingerBrave.
 * Blueberry Cookie: No worries. Same thing happened to Raspberry Cookie and me.
 * Cherry Cookie: Yeah... who are you two guys anyway?
 * Raspberry Cookie: We're new cookies around here. We were also tricked by the fake GingerBrave, and now we're helping the others to find out who's behind this scheme.
 * Cherry Cookie: That's great!
 * Jelo: Glad to have you on the team.
 * Jaiden: To the Jaidenmobile!
 * Blast: Ok, who's next on the list?
 * Coffee Cookie: Green Tea Cookie?!?!
 * Jelo: Who's Green Tea Cookie?
 * Blue Ocean: (annoyed) Oh, it's that guy again...
 * Blueberry Cookie: So, is anyone going to explain who this guy is?
 * Coffee Cookie: Green Tea Cookie is a co-worker of mine. He always wants me to be his girlfriend.
 * Raspberry Cookie: That doesn't sound so bad.
 * Blue Ocean: You should've seen how far he went to get his way. Let's just say we've had bad experiences with that guy.
 * Blueberry Cookie: Really?
 * Blue Ocean: Yeah. I get he has a crush on Sarah, but that's no reason to try to force me from being away from her, or for him to be constantly stalking and annoying Sarah.
 * Raspberry Cookie: Gee, that doesn't sound good.
 * Blue Ocean: It isn't, trust me.
 * Blast: Well, looks like we'll have to go see him anyway.
 * Blue Ocean: Yeah... well, let's just get this over with.
 * Blast: And here he is!
 * Cherry Cookie: This place looks fancy.
 * Blue Ocean: Ok, let's go. The sooner we deal with him, the sooner we can get out of here.
 * Jelo: Why the heck would he be willing to wipe out humanity and every other species on Earth just for the sake of making Coffee Cookie his girlfriend?
 * Jaiden: I'm asking the same question too...though I guess we'll never know.
 * Blackberry Cookie: Well, to be honest, we don't know if he's been tricked too. It's likely he's been tricked like Cherry Cookie was.
 * Cherry Cookie: Well, let's go help him! Hope he likes cherries! (takes out a cherry bomb)
 * Green Tea Cookie: Huh? What are you all doing here? (sees Coffee Cookie) Oh, Sarah, have you finally come to tell me that you love me and that you want to date me?
 * Coffee Cookie: What?! NO! Why are you doing this?
 * Green Tea Cookie: I don't get it.
 * Blue Ocean: Are you the one behind this cookie rampage against all the other species?
 * Green Tea Cookie: What!? No. GingerBrave is the one that told me and the others to do this. I didn't want to believe him, but he then said that if I helped, I could get whatever I wanted... even win Sarah's heart.
 * Jelo: That GingerBrave is a fake. He's just fooling you!
 * Green Tea Cookie: Yeah, right. You're just saying it because I'm gonna win Sarah's heart, which will make her dump that blue pony.
 * Jelo: What?! No! No, I'm serious. This is not related to your relationship with Sarah.
 * Green Tea Cookie: Oh, really? Because lately it seems like everyone is against me dating Sarah. But you know what? I don't care. I love her, and I know that one day, she'll tell me that she loves me too. (comes closer to Coffee Cookie)
 * Blue Ocean: (gets in the way) Hey, stop it right there, Green Tea! I won't let you keep bothering Sarah like that.
 * Green Tea Cookie: Oh come on. We all know I'm a much better couple for her than you are. You two aren't even the same species!
 * Blackberry Cookie: Wait, what about your co-workers and your boss? Aren't they human as well?