Stories: Almost Got 'Im

Story by: CaptainRustbolt21, JeloElducal, CITRONtanker, PeaVZ108, and RedFork2000 

Plot
''Mr. Red decides to invite Re-Peat Boss, Bright Spark, Doughleficent, and Captain Tartar for a friendly game of Poker. Then, they eventually get into an argument on who was the closest to finishing off their arch-nemesis. Mr. Red calms down his friends and had them take turns in telling their story about how close they've got to kill their arch-nemesis. Whose story is the best?''

Story
Mr. Red was shuffling cards (even looked at all of the cards after shuffling without anyone noticing) before straightening out the cards, ready to hand them out.
 *  Mr. Red: Alright, ladies and gentlemen, I want a nice, clean game. (gives out the cards to his friends)