Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20181114140820/@comment-27480112-20181118003815

CaptainRustbolt21 wrote: (WARNING: In this next random post, I'm gonna sound a little obnoxious. I'm telling you all this because I don't want to give Chilly a chance to point out my hypocrisy. I did this out of pure boredom.)

How does a skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler.

What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie? "You can't fool me, I can see right through you."

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley-Davidson? I'M *BONE* TO BE WILD.

WHO'D- WAS THE MOST FAMOUS SKELETON DETECTIVE? SHERLOCK BONES!

WHY DID THE SKELETON GO TO THE HOSPITAL? ''' TO HAVE HIS GOULSTONES REMOVED! WHAT DO-'''

(gasp)

'''THE BONY PEOPLE USE TO GET IN THEIR HOMES!?  SKELETON  KEYS!!!'''

(Sits down and looks at Bolt)

Why did the skeleton stay... Out in the snow all night? are you possessed by the spirit of sans?