User blog comment:CaptainRustbolt21/CaptainRustbolt21's Last Will & Testament/@comment-24953048-20180310195847

OK, gonna just pick out my lines and just - well. Be honest. My responses are NOT bolded.

'''BoltBlizard: Well, get on with it. The bar's open soon.''' For your information I'm not even at legal drinking age. Had to be me.

'''Boltblizard: That's a laugh! (giggles)'''

No, it's more like this.

JeloElducal: "Next to my anime-loving friend, Bolt."

Excuse me?

'''BoltBlizard: Woah- hey, bud! I don't want any boot to the head! I got enough of those to last a lifetime!'''

I'm with him on this one.

JeloElducal: "Whose violent tempter never stays contained for a day of his stressful life..."

BoltBlizard: (grabs a football helmet and wears it) Coverin' up my head!

^What I'd probably do.

JeloElducal: "I leave him my Admin status and Roleplaying rights to my two characters Mr. Red and Vortigon."

No offense, but I dunno if I'd honestly take them

BoltBlizard: (takes off the helmet) Wait, really?

JeloElducal: "And a boot to the head."

BoltBlizard: (gets hit by a boot) OUCH!

Ey.

'''JeloElducal: "And finally, to my bud, JeloElducal, who had helped me with my will... I leave not a boot to the head... (tone slowly becomes panicky) ... But a rabid Tasmanian Devil... TO BE PLACED ON HIS TROUSERS!?" (then he hears the devil growling before attacking him inside of his pants, where he screams in pain) "A-AND I LEAVE MY ENTIRE CAST OF SCRAPPED CHARACTERS TO MY OLD FRIENDS PLANTED AKEE AND ESCAPE ROOT SO THEY CAN AFFORD TO CREATE DECENT OCS!!!"'''

(Then Jelo calms down and attempts to recover from the traumatizing pain he has experience)

ChillyBeanBAM!: Is-Is that it?

Moon Snail: That's it?

BoltBlizard: THAT'S DISGRACEFUL!

And here I thought this was just civil conversation!

JeloElducal: There is just one last thing for everybody.

(Chilly's eyes widen while Bolt grabs his Football helmet)

BoltBlizard: COVER YOUR HEADS, EVERYBODY!

DEJA VU!

JeloElducal: "I leave everyone a lifetime supply of Ice Cream."

ChillyBeanBAM!: Ice Cream?

BoltBlizard: Ice Cream?

Yes please.

'''Moon Snail: Ice Cream? That's it?'''

JeloElducal: That is all.

CITRONtanker: Oooh!~ What flavor is it?

JeloElducal: BOOT TO THE HEAD!

(Then everyone receives a boot to the head, knocking all of them out)

...Wow, and here I thought he didn't know how that thing worked. He's usually not that harsh.