Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20181009131149/@comment-30384301-20181013034243

Redfork2000 wrote: JeloElducal wrote: Now to talk about crackships: ships beyond all boundaries of sanity! The most nonsensical ships I can think of? Challenge accepted!

1. Ace X Sakura. Impossible ship that is only made based on the fact that they are ninjas that use opposite elements.

2. Galaximus X Bright Spark. Random ship that came to mind once. The only thing they have in common is being villains, as far as I'm aware.

3. Orange Cookie X Tommy: We talked about Blast X Zesty once, but never about Tommy X Zesty.

4. Blackberry Cookie X Assorted Cookie: Because reasons? At least she's a closer age to Assorted Cookie than Orange Cookie.

5. Red Fork X Any other pony that has appeared so far in IaLR: Seriously, back in the day Red Fork had been shipped with Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, etc. It's only until around 2012 that he was established as Twilight's boyfriend.

6. Rebecca X Tommy: Because they're friends with Jaiden and Blast respectively? Next.

7. Any member of the Locked Room Gang X that member's counterpart in the Blocked Room Gang: Seriously, I think most of them would make pretty interesting ships.

8. Iron Heart X Dark Shadow: Because one pony that rivaled Red Fork would be interesting to see with another pony who did so. Well, I know it's nonsense, but that's the whole point of this!

9. Starcade X Blue Ocean: Videogames, I guess?

10. Amelia Amethyst X Tommy: Cheerful personalities. Also, is Amelia the youngest of the gemstones?

10. I'm not sure. The gemstones are actually hundreds of years old. Diana Diamond is confirmed to be 501 years old (she was 500 in The Gemstones' Origin, which was written very long ago), but I'm not sure about the other gemstones. Each gemstone has a different lifespan, so their ages vary.