User blog comment:Moon Snail/Planning an IaLR-based RPG/@comment-31727837-20170729170900

Quest: Qctoling Trouble (or whatever better name you can come up with), Provided by Newspaper Zombie

Newspaper Zombie: '''​RRAAAAHHHHH! I'M SO ANGRY!!!!! '''​WHAT!? NO, I'M NOT ANGRY AT YOU!!! I'M ANGRY ABOUT A TROUBLE MAKER!!!! YOU SEE, ON THIS VERY DAY, I WAS READING THE DAILY BRAIN AND I FINALLY FOUND A CHALLENGING SUDOKU PUZZLE THAT IS WORTH FIGURING OUT!!! I WAS ​THIS CLOSE ​TO FINISHING THE PUZZLE WHEN THAT STUPID OCTOLING ATTACKED THIS PLACE! AT FIRST, I IGNORED IT UNTIL SHE BLEW UP MY FREAKING NEWSPAPER! '''RRAAHHHH!!! '''​I SWEAR TO ZOMBOSS, IF SHE COMES BACK, I'LL RIP HER IN HALF!!! ... BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY!!!! CAN YOU DO THE DEED FOR ME!?!?

If Declined: WHAT!?!?​ FINE! BUGGAR OFF!

If Accepted: '''YEAH! '''​TANKS, MATE!

When completed

Newspaper Zombie: Ahhhh... I feel so calm when I found the same newspaper today. Hm? You defeated her? Thanks! I apologized for my outburst eariler. We Newspapers Zombies are very short-temptered when it comes to newspapers being destroyed. Here, perhaps this'll make up for the troubles. Please don't tell Zomboss about this. Thank you again for teaching that octoling a lesson.

When you complete the quest and defeat Squidkiller, you'll recieve: A box of salvaged Z-tech parts. With this, you can use them to upgrade your weapons and attacks that represent more like the attacks the zombie heroes use in Garden Warefare 1 and 2.