User blog comment:BoltBlizard/If IaLR was a Board Game/@comment-25010897-20171210144924

Paper could be an Merchant


 * "Hey, we got good stuff for sale, just bring your money or your outta here. Otherwise, Welcome!" -Welcome to Paper's Shop


 * "Oh your buying this? Sure whatever, as long as you pay $X." - Paper when selling stuff.


 * "Anything else?" -Paper after selling an item.


 * "Wow, you got good eyes or it just might be something else, you got your eyes on my special item. The X. I can give it to you for a loan of $X." -Paper when trying to sell Special Item.


 * "Good day." -Leaving the shop.


 * "What? You don't have much money!? Oh well thats OK. Your gonna get money anyway." -If have insufficent funds for any item.


 * "Hey you, your a lucky customer anyway. So take this. (You receive an X)" -Lucky Customer

Also another event I came up with is Confine, which is only caused by Dimentio. It's basically a Go to Jail.

If you step on a Dimentio space, you will be confined.