Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-27480112-20170727121130/@comment-27480112-20170801121304

Final-est part!

The Golden Age of Piracy. Jolly Jenny and her fellow crew are busy looking for treasure, when suddenly the Pea Pirates show up! The Pea Pirates are the most wanted criminals in the seas, with their rivals being Jolly Jenny's crew. When they find the treasure they wanted, which is the Golden Statue of Mermaiden, they fight over it, and accidentally broke both its arms in the process. Little do they know they are in Shipwreck Island, the home of Capt. Galaximus! When she appeared and started attacking both Inklings and Peas, the two rivals had to do the least likely thing they would ever do: team up and defeat Capt. Galaximus. They succeeded, repaired the statue, and gave it to the Queen of England as a gift.

Wild West Echo Creek was once raided by puny Pea bandits one time. One faithful day, Limona Glassandra was robbed by the Veggie Villain Gang, composed of nuthin' but Peas. When Sheriff Jerrold heard about the rading, he sent in Deputy Jennifer and a bunch of untrained Inklings, namely Megara (Meggy), Klermaine (Klitz), and Toxic Terry the Terrible (Toxen) to tackle down the Peas. Just when the Veggie Villains were finished robbing the local bank, the Inklings engaged in a gunslinger brawl. The Inklings survived, but not a Pea was standing.

The eternal battle between Inklings and Peas still goes on to this very day. In 1901, Jennventor filed a lawsuit againt Harold Gatling Sr. for plagiarizing her Inkstrike, a weapon which would change the tides of Turf Wars everywhere. The patent expired 10 years later. When the 60s arrived, Inklings and Peas surfed against each other in surfing competitions. In the 70s, Inkling and Pea artists always battle against each other for the top of the charts. Too bad; they lost to the Bee Gees, a bunch of human brothers. Today, with the advent of modern warfare, Inkling-Pea wars became way crazier, but the winner of the battles between Inklings and Peas are still the same: the humans.