User blog:SuperGaming101/If IaLR was a Rick and Morty episode

'''WARNING: THIS CONTAINS SOME MATURE THEMES, I GUESS?? SO LET'S GET SCHWIFTY IN HERE.

A portal appears in The Hot Room. Rick and Morty emerge from it.

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Welcome to the Locked Rooms, humans! These rooms are filled with ja-

Morty: W-Whoa, what dimension is this, Rick?

Rick: Hold onto your butt, Morty. We're in some s***ty-*buurp*-crossover.

ROLL THE INTRO!
Sans: Hey, wanna hear a pun?

Mewtwo: STAY BACK FROM THIS DIMENSION, PUNY HUMANS!

Mewtwo fires a Shadow Ball at Morty, which gets reflected back at Mewtwo, hitting him into a nearby lake, while Rick chugs some alcohol and burps.

Morty: H-Hey, what was that, Rick?

Rick: Uh, nothing much. Just installed a reflecter on your torso while you were *buurrp* sleeping last night. Also, you know that thing I did when you turned into a car? *burrrpp* At night now you transform into a bus.

Morty: W-What!?

Rick: Think of it as a were bus, Morty! THINK OF IT AS A WERE BUS! Look, the *burrrp* moon's comin' up, Morty!

Morty transforms into a bus.

Morty: O-Oh geez, Rick!

Papyrus: Do you want any spaghetti, humans?

Papyrus is holding a plate of cold, hard spaghetti. Rick shoots Papyrus with his laser gun, causing him to roll down the hill and hit his skull on a large rock, cracking it in half.

Morty: Oh geez, R-Rick, what'd you do that for!?

Rick: *burrp* I'm sure he'll be fine, Morty. See-look-*burrp*-he's fine!

Papyrus's body fades into monster dust, leaving only his head.

Rick: Uhhhh, he's a monster, he doesn't need a body! Let's just go to another dimension already!

Rick grabs for his portal gun, but he can't find it. Mew is holding it!

Morty: Hey, R-Rick, that weird alien thing has the portal gun!

Rick: Quick, Morty! Grab it!

Morty: Why do I have to be the one that always has to do the dangerous things?!

Rick: Just do it, Mor-*burrp*-ty! That thing can't possibly hurt you! Look at it, it couldn't hurt a fly!

Mew makes a cute 'Mew' noise.

Morty: F-Fine, Rick! But turn me back to normal, first!

Rick: Ugh, fine, Morty!

Rick uses a remote on Morty, transforming him back him back to normal. Morty tries to grab the portal gun from Mew, but Mew keeps floating a bit higher. She giggles and then destroys the portal gun with Psyshock.

Rick: Damn it, Morty! Looks like we need those mega seeds again!

Morty: No way, Rick! I-I'm not doing that again!

Rick: Damn it, Morty. You're such a dips*** sometimes. Fiiine, we'll see if we can find any warping machines around here.

Suddenly, Sans is at Papyrus's body..

Sans: ..P-Papyrus..No!...Dirty brother killers!

Sans fires a Gaster Blaster at Morty, but it gets reflected again back at Sans and kills him.

Asriel: THEY KILLED SANS!

Rick: Damn right, and we'll kill you too.

Rick points his laser gun at Asriel, while Morty looks shocked.

TO BE CONTINUED!!