Thread:PeaVZ108/@comment-26888167-20180309181739/@comment-31727837-20180311193943

I just came up with a fitting comeback!

Some girl: Hey, [first name]! Me and my friends got tickets to a spooky haunted house! Wanna come?

Me: Pass. Not a fan of horrors.

Some girl: Yeah, I see. You’re right. Maybe you’re not ready for haunted houses. It IS more of a big boy thing.

Me: I’m lonely, not desperate.