Thread:CITRONtanker/@comment-31727837-20171209132117/@comment-31092875-20171212125830

I don't know how to react One night, I was sitting on my couch, watching my favorite TV show, when suddenly I heard a voice from the kitchen. It said "Come here my child, follow my voice" I did what the voice said, and went to the kitchen. I was surprised to see a giant can of Chef Boyardee. I stared in amazement for a while. Then he broke the silence and said "Why aren't you eating your Chef Boyardee"   I replied saying "I did not like Chef Boyardee anymore" He said I was lying, and told me to climb inside of him, I said no. He then pulled out a gun and said "Get inside of me or I will kill you" so I climbed inside. The Chef Boyardee was like quick sand. The harder you struggle, the quicker you'll sink. I then completely sank inside of the Chef Boyardee, and fell into a deep space. I fell for what seemed like hours, and then a white light consumed me. I woke up on the kitchen floor, and said "Thank you, Chef"   He smiled, and then sank into the kitchen floor. Ever since then I have been eating Chef Boyardee for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My friends no longer like me because all I talk about is Chef Boyardee. But that doesn't matter, I don't need them... because all I need... Is my Chef Boyardee.. .   .   .   Thank you, Chef