Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20180526092948/@comment-31727837-20180529183121

God creating Snakes

God: Get a noodle.

Angel: Oh... Kay?

God: Give it scales.

Angel: Uhm-

God: Forked tongues.

Angel: Sir, I-

God: Just- F*<k it. Danger noodles.