Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20180531010342/@comment-31727837-20180602030813

God creating Canada

God: Okay, so. Take Britain, America, and France...

Angel: Okay...

God: Combine ‘em.

Angel: Yeah, Okay. That’s kinda normal...

God: Stick it above America and make it super freaking cold!

Angel: Sure, why not?

God: Make the people super nice and have free healthcare!

Angel: Okay... What’s the catch?

God: Make ‘em bag milk, fill it with a whole lotta moose, and make them really violent when it comes to Ice Hockey!