User blog:CITRONtanker/The Galactic Rap! By Galaximus.

Galaximus: Hello, mortal fools. Recently, a certain one if those pea roleplayers... *fourth wall breaks* Oh to heck with that! As I was saying, he was rapping up a storm. But no one can beat me, the Rap Goddess, in rapping! So, I present... The Galactic Rap!

You know me, that Inkling who takes no bull.

I live in a world, a universe that is full.

Of a bunch of weirdos, trying to to stop me.

But I am the best, as you shall soon see!

All I wanted was domination, but once upon a time.

Some mortals came around, trying to stop my crime.

A group known as "The Locked Room Gang"

All I could say was a dumbfounded "Dang"

"They tryin' to take the big girl down?"

"You know, I am the meanest Inkling in town"

But they did not care, no sir, not at all!

They tried to fight, knock me of the ball.

(Chorus)

Some folks wanna give me a face full of lead.

But I really just want that Gang DEAD!

Understand my power, and bow down now!

Or pain and torture I shall endow!

(End of chorus)

So, with my butt kicked, I thought to myself.

"Hey, if I crushed them, oh, the pain they would have felt!"

Using my strength, I grew to the clouds.

And stepped forth, to for a ground and pound.

Why do I hate them? Simple as this.

I would rather give a slug a kiss!

Than suffer from them, and my foolish sister.

Turned everyone in that bunch into a persistent lesser.

Of themselves, to be so gruff.

They are less threatening than a powderpuff!

So, with my size, I stomped to my foes.

Until they were standing at my toes.

Begging for mercy, they bowed to their knees!

They knew that the true ruler was me!

So know, with no trouble, Earth shall be mine.

And using my immortality, I'll define.

All of your lives, and who stays and dies.

I would be a gentle goddess, but that is a lie!

(Corpus repeats)

Yeah, but don't you run, I ain't finished, people!

The efforts you put forth, are so feeble!

Trying to stop my, I almost feel sorry.

You got a Gang, but I got an army!

And when you cross me, I shall show no mercy.

Even if you yell "No! Don't hurt me!"

I will squash you, and proceed to laugh at you.

And destroy your whole species, too.

So take this rap as your only warning.

Or else their shall be a party for your mourning!

(Mic drop)

Yeah.

Thank you, thank you!