Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20181114140820/@comment-31727837-20181117164753

(WARNING: In this next random post, I'm gonna sound a little obnoxious. I'm telling you all this because I don't want to give Chilly a chance to point out my hypocrisy. I did this out of pure boredom.)

How does a skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler.

What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie? "You can't fool me, I can see right through you."

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley-Davidson? I'M *BONE* TO BE WILD.

WHO'D- WAS THE MOST FAMOUS SKELETON DETECTIVE? SHERLOCK BONES!

WHY DID THE SKELETON GO TO THE HOSPITAL? ''' TO HAVE HIS GOULSTONES REMOVED! WHAT DO-'''

(gasp)

'''THE BONY PEOPLE USE TO GET IN THEIR HOMES!?  SKELETON  KEYS!!!'''

(Sits down and looks at Bolt)

Why did the skeleton stay... Out in the snow all night?