User blog:CITRONtanker/A pleasant note from your good friend....

Dear Gang, and anyone else who follows the path of good...

Maybe we should.... start over.

You see.... even though I am a giant squid who looks like a man-eating freak, I encourage the growth of civilization. Throughout my life, I want the best for everyone. And though I might seem like a self-centered brat on the inside, I care for others.

When I say "I will destroy Earth! It's mine! MINE! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!", what I mean is, if I was in charge, we all could live a peaceful, carefree lifestyle. And I eliminate people like you, not for mean spirit, but because you rebel against my perfect plan.

I made a crown, nice and warm. I wanna use it! So please, Gang. Give up. It's for the best. Under my rule, humanity, and all civilizations, will live happily on this Earth. You cannot argue with that, huh?

Uh knowing you, I'll likely be seeing you trying to stop me. Know what? I'm feeling very generous today, and I will cut you a deal- let me rule, and I will make you all my loyal slaves instead of destroying cyou, wiping you off this planet.

But continue to rebel, and BEWARE!

It will all be fine. Give me this planet. I'll do a really good job ruling it. And you can all be loving life, massaging my feet and my tentacles. You'll be alive! I'm sure you would prefer that lifestyle over being in a grave,

So, how about it, Gang? We got a deal? Think about it....

From your pal,

Galaximus

P.S: There us a 99.9% chance you will defy this. But hey, it was worth a try.