Stories: Die with a T

''Mr. Red, having enough of being scolded at with his wine addiction, he creates an agreement with Galaximus, stating she has to go on a normal food quantity diet in return, he removes wine out of his diet for a week. How long will this agreement last until one of them breaks down?''

Cast

 * Mr. Red
 * Agent Red
 * Galaximus
 * Cala Maria
 * Lola
 * Lana

Story
''The story starts off... with Mr. Red sleeping on his computer, holding an empty wine bottle with a bunch of other wine bottles on his side. Galaximus and Agent Red stand there, with disappointment in their eyes'' ''Monday, March 2nd, 2017. 6:07:46 AM''
 *  Agent Red: He has been in this state for 14 hours straight. How is he not dead yet from alcohol poisoning...?
 * Galaximus: I warned him.... serves him right.
 * Agent Red: Probably best for you to wake him up. I would, but I fear that he might yell at me.
 * Galaximus: RED! What on Earth are you doing?!
 * Mr. Red: AAAHHHHH!!! What the- what?!
 * Galaximus: You passed out again! No doubt because of your stupid habit!
 * Mr. Red: What? Everybody has a habit! My god, I feel so hungover... (About to fall back asleep before rising up again when Galaximus slams her fist on his table)
 * Galaximus: Not everyone has habits! If you think your theory is correct, prove to me that I too have a habit!
 * Mr. Red: Gee, I dunno. Let me think about it... (suddenly slams his fist on the table and points at her) YOU EAT MORE THAN TWELVE THOUSAND CALORIES A DAY! That’s almost four times he average calorie count!
 * Galaximus: For your information, big girls like me have to eat a lot! It helps me fight that Gang!
 * Mr. Red: You can shapeshift into whatever size you wish! You can practically CHANGE your appetite, for god sake!
 * Agent Red: I don’t want to be involved into this... (walks away)
 * Galaximus: At least I can do that! You could never stop your habit, even if you tried!
 * Mr. Red: Oh, I WILL try, under the condition that you start a normal food diet! Done?!
 * Galaximus: Fine! You got yourself a deal!
 * Mr. Red: Good! (They both firmly shake hands and go on their separate ways)

Mr. Red wakes up from his bed Meanwhile, in Galaximus’ bedroom  ''Galaximus hears a knock on the door. She goes to answer it.'' ''As she is about to eat the cookies, she heard some screaming far away from here, starting to get louder. She dismisses the idea and, before she can have a bite, Mr. Red, wearing roller skates, grabs the cookies before slamming to a nearby wall'' ''Tueday, March 3rd, 2017. 9:37:05 PM.''
 * Mr. Red: (Yaawwwnnn) Ugh. This day is going to suck badly...
 * Galaximus: A normal diet? Squid- this might be a challenge.
 * RED Chef: I’m surprised you actually want to do this. So I’d thought I do something simple to start off your diet! (Shows some scrambled eggs mixed with spinach and onions, along with a glass of orange juice) Ta-da!
 * Galaximus: Oh, great. That looks deee-licious. *she slowly chews on the eggs, then takes a sip of orange juice* How hard can this be?
 * RED Chef: Bon appetite and wish you the best of luck in your diet! (Walks towards Mr. Red) Hello, sire!
 * Mr. Red: (pushes the RED Chef) Shut up. Any assignments for today, m’lord?
 * Galaximus: Well, I could use a little bit of me-time. I’ve been thinking about destruction- and consuming fleeing victims- *she grimaces, thinking about her deal, and breathes in* I could use a day to just let it all hang out.
 * Mr. Red: Understood. Now I will be returning to my private quarters. If you hear screaming, ignore it. That would be my rage for quitting wine. Good day. (Proceeds to storm away)
 * Galaximus: *Proceeds to lie down* I gotta think of something else.
 * Lola: Hello, Galaximus. I didn’t want to sell you cookies, but the scoutmaster insisted we do it.
 * Lana: Do you want any?
 * Galaximus: Wait, why are you girls selling cookies?
 * Lola: We are Bluebell Scouts! We sell cookies to raise money!
 * Galaximus: Normaly, I would shoo you away, but you what? In my state, I could use a box! Here. *she gets out a dollar, and shrinks it so it‘s normal size for Lola and Lana* Will that cover it?
 * Lana: Good enough for a box! *she hands one to Galaximus* Thanks! I guess you aren’t as big a meanie as they say!
 * Galaximus: Not for now, at least. Bye, girls! Good luck with your sales!
 * Lola and Lana: Bye! *they leave*
 * Mr. Red: Ow...
 * Galaximus: Red! What are you doing?!
 * Mr. Red: I was rollerskating to try and keep the thought of wine out of my mind until my spy gave me a tip about you cheating on our deal. (voice breaking) This hurts...
 * Galaximus: You mean to tell me I can’t even eat cookies!?
 * Agent Red: They are high in sugar! (Galaximus looks up to see Agent Red on the ceiling using suction cups) I’m waiting for a demotion right now.

In the swimming area, Mr. Red is pacing around the pool with a concentrated look on his face, concerning Cala Maria (who is in the pool)
 * Cala Maria: What’s with you, huh?
 * Mr. Red: It already has been a day since I removed alcohol out of my diet and I’m already feeling different. It’s like I’m suffering alcohol withdrawal! ... You never heard of such a substance, have you?
 * Dark Jaiden: Wait, you gave up drinking?
 * Mr. Red: I was so tired of Galaximus scoffing over me for my drinking addiction, I told her I will quit drinking under the condition that she eats normal quantities of food!
 * Cala Maria: I can sense that squid cracking. Put me on a diet, and I would likely lose it too.
 * Mr. Red: I’m already starting to lose it right now! What activities do YOU do to keep your mind off of things you want?
 * Cala Maria: I, for one, just take a nice swim. That always clears my mind.
 * Mr. Red: Okay! (Jumps into the pool, clothes still on)
 * Cala Maria: Now, all you gotta do is chill out. Eventually, the sernity of it all will take that obsession of yours off your mind.
 * Dark Jaiden: Uh, see ya?

Dark Jaiden heads inside the lair and knocks at Galaximus' room's door. ''Wednesday, March 4th, 2017. 9:49:18 AM''
 * Galaximus: Dark Jaiden- you gotta help me! I think I’m gonna lose my mind!
 * RED Chef: She only had a hamburger with a side of oven-baked fries and she only ate them in normal size! How is it not enough for her?
 * Galaximus: It’s not the same! I try and eat some Bluebell Scout cookies, but even that isn't allowed!
 * RED Chef: With all due respect, girlscout cookies, wether intended to or not, sometimes have a lot of sugar in it nowadays... I guess Mr. Red wants to play unfair, eh? Hehe...
 * Galaximus: Well, if he wants to hinder me, I should hinder him right back! HAHAHA!

''Mr. Red, starting to get desperate, sneakily enters his computer lab and sees a red vault with a sticker that said “Mr. Red’s Emergency Wine Storage.” Mr. Red then enters the code, 2-0-7-8, And attempts to open it.... with no avail'' ''A couple of Evil Inklings push her away, as she laughs maniacally. ''
 * Mr. Red: What the-? Either I’m starting to get weak from alcohol withdrawal or- (Galaximus interrupts him)
 * Galaximus: Oh, hello, Red. What are you up to, huh?
 * Mr. Red: Um, oh, uhhh- C-Checking to see if anyone stole my wine...?
 * Galaximus: Oh, is that right? I was thinking- we should celebrate how far we have gone with our bet with a party tonight! It'll be a lot of fun- with tons of wine....
 * Mr. Red: Oh, reall- (Slaps himself) Waaaaait a second... It has only been TWO days. I’VE been planning to keep my no-wine diet for a week! Man, all that time sober for a few days has wisen me up.
 * Galaximus: And all this time on a diet has been killing me! But I refuse to lose to the likes of you! I, Galaximus, shall never back down, you hear!
 * Mr. Red: Crystal clear. The main question is- WHO CHANGED TH PASSCODE ON MY WINE STORAGE!
 * Agent Red: That would be me, m’lord. Galaximus gave me the order...
 * Galaximus: If you are gonna sabotage me, Red, then I shall do the same to you!
 * Mr. Red: If I weren’t so afraid of you, you would’ve been a dead man!
 * Galaximus: MWUHAHAHA! I could crush you flat, and you could not dream of doing a thing about it!
 * Evil Inkling #1929: Lady Galaximus, control yourself! It's not worth it!
 * Mr. Red: Yeah! Listen to Inkling 1929!
 * Agent Red: How did you remember that?
 * Mr. Red: Don’t ask.
 * Galaximus: Mark my words, Red. You may be surviving now. But some day, you will crack! Any day now.....