Stories: Beware the Hooks

''Pearl and Marina have gone away for a vacation, so Galaximus, Squidkiller, and Luna Loud (?) have decided to do them a favor - take their place for the time being. But they did not mention another part of the deal - namely, their hypnotic tunes! Can Luna find out this scheme in time and break it to Inkopolis before she, and the Inklings, are nothing more than Galactic Army minions?''

Cast

 * Galaximus


 * Squidkiller


 * Luna Loud


 * Jenny


 * Jack


 * Nebula


 * Pearl (Inkling)


 * Marina


 * Lisa Loud

Section heading
''One day, at Galaximus's Lair- the evil orange-haired fiend is once again cooking up a scheme. By- watching Off the Hook perform?''


 * Galaximus: Hmph- those two think they are above it all. Performing with their off-key rapping! Why, they respect them more than they respect me- the Goddess of Inklings! They do the news, host Splatfests, and are beloved by each and every resident of Inkopolis! Heck, I could best them in rapping with my mad skills! I- *she stops, and after a few seconds of thinking, she gains a smirk on her face* Oh, I feel an idea coming on! Heh heh heh! Squidkiller!

And so, Galaximus and her most trusted friend, Squidkiller, depart, leaving for- Royal Woods? ''The two villains run up to Luna's room. They open the door, to see Luna jamming out, and stage diving from her bed.'' Meanwhile, in Inkopolis, Pearl and Marine are finsihed their concert, when Marina finds a letter on the ground.
 * Squidkiller: What?!
 * Galaximus: Get ready- we are going out for a day on the town! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
 * Galaximus: Herw we are! The Loud House! Alright, Louds! Listen up! I demand to see Luna so open up! Or I'll huff, and puff, and I'll blow your house down! Uh.... oops- I forgot I'm an Inkling, not a wolf. *she shrinks to normal size, and her and Squidkiller enter. As they do, and alarm sounds!* WAUGH! What is the meaning of this!?
 * Lisa: New security measures. I have contructed an alarm system to warn of burglars, supervillains, and Clyde- in case he sees Lori. Now, what sort of rogue activity are you here to commit this time, Shiela?
 * Galaximus: N-nothing! Listen, is Luna home?
 * Lisa: Is she ever- can't get a moments peace around here with her heavy metal machine. Street name: her axe. She should be in her room.
 * Luna: Thank you- Galaximus?
 * Galaximus: Yes- It is I, the mighty Galaximus! Listen Lun- I hear you always wanted to see the day you hit- the big time.
 * Luna: It's my life dream, dude! I could go on forever of my ambition as a rocker!
 * Galaximus: Well, how would you like to advance a step closer to that dream?
 * Luna: Really?! How?
 * Galaximus: Come along with me, and I'll do the rest- dude.
 * Luna (in her head): Hmm... should I trust her- I mean, she's a major pain in our sides, all the time! This whole thing could be bogus! But- I need to share my tunes with the world. (out loud) Alright, Shiela- I'll come along!
 * Galaximus: Wonderful..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * Luna: Oh- this is my first lesson? Okay! HAHAHAHAHA!
 * Galaximus: Come, my ladies! We have no a moment to lose! (to herself) And with my scheme well underway, this is a shoe-in to succeed! Heh heh heh!
 * Marina: [Huh? Hey Pearl, come look at this!]