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Mr. Red Announcement Recordings


 * "Would anyone who owns a dark red, double-bladed, private helicopter come check on it? The copter's lights are on- oh wait. That's MY helicopter. Sorry!"

* "Alright, if any members of an Elite Inkling Battle Squad are hearing this, I'm here to tell you that we, the Blood-Red Terrors, have implemented a teeny-tiny control chip 'bout the size of a sponge in your skull. It's there to monitor any neuro activities for any sign of independence against the Galactic Army. Now, chances are, Y'all probably forgot its even there. However, if you hear any beeping in your brain and any vibrations, please report to the Science Room so we can get that removed because chances are, that microchip has started to overheat and I'll probably and eventually fry your brain."

* "I honestly don't care at this point. (Coughs, then talks with raspy voice) Would anyone who owns any large supplements of beef, which most likely is gonna be used for Galaximus' dinner, PLEASE throw it out and into a five-mile radius away from me? I am deathly allergic to cow meat. (Cough) Thank you... J-Jaiden, could you bring me some more allergy meds?"

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