Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20180722095357/@comment-31727837-20180724225020

Original Version:

“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

My Version:

“If Life ever gives you lemons, do whatever it takes to make Life take the lemons back! Get mad if you have to; to make life rue the day as thought it could give you lemons!”