Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-27480112-20190614125712/@comment-30790899-20190707215038

Gather round, children, for a story about why I love something that does not love me back.

''Trying to make progress in his new game, Shantae: Risky’s Revenge, CITRON tries his hand at the Battle Tower, knowing he must clear it to progress in the game. The rules are simple- clear floor after floor, defeating enemies and staying ahead of the time limit. Cocky, CITRON thinks it’s a cinch. But once he reaches the top floor, he is in for a harsh lesson. Tight on time, the idiot decides to rush. He proceeds to die to the final enemy.''

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CITRON then shouts an angry rant, with sounds that can only be described as odd mating calls.