Thread:JeloElducal/@comment-30384301-20180526092948/@comment-31727837-20180529182352

God creating Inklings

God: Take a squid and a human.

Angel: Got it.

God: Mix them together.

Angel: Uhh, sure.

God: Make ‘me cute.

Angel: Oh, okay!

God: Have them use their own ink as a weapon.

Angel: Y’know, this sounds like a great idea! So, a subspecies?

God: No. Have them created as characters for a Japanese company that create the fat, Italian guy.

Angel: GOD D*MN IT!