Stories - Locked Room Boss Hunt: Rampage of the Retro Rebels

Plot
''Starcade has had enough of Re-Peat Boss' constant plans to destroy the Locked Room gang, so she calls on the Retro Rebels to confront the villain once and for all. Re-Peat Boss may have his robots, but even those might not be enough to stop Starcade and her Retro Rebels. Villains, you must get that gamer girl and her group of grotesque gangsters!''

Cast

 * Starcade (Boss)
 * The Retro Rebels
 * Test Subject Blue
 * Viking
 * Pink Angel
 * Licorice
 * Smokey Bacon
 * Owl
 * Fat Cat
 * Hot Air
 * Warlock
 * Re-Peat Boss
 * Captain Blowhole
 * Electra
 * Blade
 * Necrola
 * Infinite

Story
''It's a sunny day in Echo Creek, and everyone is doing their daily activities happily and merrily. Well, except for our despised moss villain Re-Peat Boss who has been defeated recently yet again.'' ''Re-Peat Boss goes to his closet of costumes, but before he can put on a costume, someone familiar shows up. It's Starcade!'' All of a sudden, the ceiling crashes and Starcade's team of Retro Rebels appears. The Retro Rebels march closer towards a defenseless Re-Peat Boss. ''Re-Peat Boss presses a red button, sending a distress signal to the other villains. Test Subject Blue then tosses Re-Peat Boss high in the air with his prototype suit's super strength, before Viking clobbers Re-Peat Boss into an open freezing tank from An Unpeasant Surprise. Fat Cat closes the freezing tank, and Owl activates the freezing tank.'' Re-Peat Boss becomes frozen seconds later. Owl flies to the button, presses it again and deactivates the distress signal.
 * Re-Peat Boss: Curse those fools! I have been defeated once again! Well, no matter, this new robot may take weeks or even months to complete, but once it's complete, it's Doomsday for them all! *runs out of bolts and screws* Dang it, I'm out of bolts and nuts! I need to get to the hardware store to get more, let me just put on this trusty disguise.
 * Re-Peat Boss: Who's there?
 * Starcade: Hey there, Re-Peat Boss. So I see you're still trying to come up with plans to defeat us?
 * Re-Peat Boss: That's none of your business!
 * Starcade: Well, it is now. And I'm here to put an end to your days of villainy.
 * Re-Peat Boss: Do you think you stand a chance against me alone?
 * Starcade: I'd never beat anyone that way. In fact, I brought a surprise for you. Say hello to my little friends!
 * Re-Peat Boss: Did you just say "friends"?
 * Test Subject Blue: So this is the Re-Peat Boss you've been telling us about?
 * Starcade: Yes, Blue. We're stopping him once and for all.
 * Re-Peat Boss: This is crazy! What is going on in here?
 * Pink Angel: Stand down, you puny monster!
 * Re-Peat Boss: Hey!
 * Fat Cat: MEOW!
 * Owl: Oh, Fat Cat hates you too.
 * Hot Air: Me too.
 * Viking: Let's get him!
 * Re-Peat Boss: No, stop! You can't do this! I'm too young to die!
 * Starcade: We didn't say anything about killing you. We just wanted to stop you from constantly messing with us, the Locked Room gang.
 * Re-Peat Boss: What?! (This is not good, I need help!)
 * Re-Peat Boss: Gah, not again!
 * Starcade: We got you now!
 * Re-Peat Boss: You think it's all over for me? Hah, you're too late on that! The other villains are coming, I'm sure they'll help!
 * Starcade: Quick, turn off the distress signal!
 * Owl: Close one.

''The Retro Rebels get to work in destroying Re-Peat Boss' works. Meanwhile, in Captain Blowhole's underwater base, Captain Blowhole receives the distress signal.'' ''Minutes later, Captain Blowhole and his electric dolphins are on their way to Re-Peat Boss's base. On their way, they encounter Electra & Blade.'' The villains arrive outside Re-Peat Boss's lair. ''Captain Blowhole calls out on two electric dolphins to enter the lair. Seconds later, the villains see the dolphins flying in the air.'' The villains enter Re-Peat Boss's lair, only to be stopped by Test Subject Blue. ''Test Subject Blue fires proton bullets at a rapid rate from his proton cannon at the villains. Electra creates an electric forcefield, protecting the villains from the proton bullets.'' Blade shoots several cutting blades at Test Subject Blue, who easily swats them away with his prototype suit. Electra creates an electric shockwave, that heavily damages everything in it's way. Electra dodges the attack quickly, while Blade continues shooting cutting blades at Test Subject Blue. ''Captain Blowhole draws his sword and slashes Test Subject Blue with it. Test Subject Blue takes minor damage.'' Electra takes out a giant magnet. ''The giant magnet attracts Test Subject Blue to it due to his metal armor. As much as he tries to move away from the magnet, the magnetic attraction is too strong. Test Subject Blue tries to fire proton bullets at the magnet, but Captain Blowhole deflects the bullets away from the magnet with his sword. He is eventually stuck to the magnet.'' ''However, just after Captain Blowhole finishes saying that, he gets clobbered hard in the head. It was Viking and his trusty battle hammer.'' Viking clobbers Blade with his battle hammer. Electra shoots electric blasts at Viking, who absorbs them with his armor and hammer. Viking creates an earthquake with his battle hammer, knocking back the villains. ''Blade tosses several cutting blades at Viking, which he swats them away with his battle hammer. Viking then performs a combo attack on Blade.'' ''Captain Blowhole appears from behind Viking and electrocutes him. Viking shakes as he gets electrocuted for a few seconds, before getting up to his feet again.'' ''Electra shoots a powerful electrobolt at Viking, electrocuting him even more than last time. Captain Blowhole electrocutes Viking simultaneously as well, until at last Viking collapses.'' ''All of a sudden, a love arrow hits Captain Blowhole. Out comes Pink Angel.'' ??? creates a shield, reflecting the arrow back. Pink Angel fires a lightning arrow at Galaximus, even piercing through her shield. Pink Angel points to Captain Blowhole, who is under the love arrow effects, rushing towards Galaximus with his sword in his hand. Pink Angel switches its love arrow to a bomb arrow, and fires it at Galaximus. Pink Angel gets smothered in ink, and eventually collapses onto the ground due to the ink restricting its flight capabilities. Next up, it's Licorice and Smokey Bacon, the ice cream duo. Licorice and Smokey Bacon freeze Captain Blowhole until he becomes similar to a dolphin ice sculpture. Smokey Bacon makes an ice trail on the floor, causing Galaximus to slip and fall as she charges forward. ''Smokey Bacon huffs and puffs, and blows Galaximus with ice cold breath. Galaximus starts to freeze.'' Meanwhile... Infinite and Necrola enter the room. ''Licorice and Smokey Bacon breathe ice at Infinite and Necrola. Electra creates an electric forcefield, that protects them from the ice breath. Then Blade shoots cutting blades at Smokey Bacon.''
 * Test Subject Blue: What's next?
 * Starcade: Let's get rid of all of his blueprints first. Next...*gives orders to the Retro Rebels*
 * Test Subject Blue: Yes, Starcade. We shall get started right away.
 * Captain Blowhole: Someone's in trouble, and it's Re-Peat Boss? This is serious, I must get to his lair at once!
 * Electra: Let me guess, you're coming to help Re-Peat Boss too? 
 * Captain Blowhole: Yes. I don't exactly know what's happening, but I have to help a fellow villain.
 * Blade: We're heading to his lair too!
 * Captain Blowhole: I wonder what happened. Huh? *finds a streak of purple hair outside Re-Peat Boss's lair door* How did that get here?
 * Blade: Purple hair... I think I've seen that before...
 * Electra: I'd have to make a DNA test to confirm it, but I think it's the girl who tried to hack into Fake Fork's Fortress. Her name is Starcade.
 * Captain Blowhole: Yes, I remember that annoying hacker! How did she even get into the lair though?
 * Blade: Maybe this lair isn't as well defended as Fake Fork's Fortress was?
 * Electra: Whatever happened, we'll have to stop her, and fast.
 * Infinite: Even though she broke in, I'm not worried. Where you guys see fear, I see opportunity.
 * Necrola: What do you mean?
 * Infinite: Starcade is in our territory now. We have the opportunity to send everyone here against her.
 * Captain Blowhole: Let's see how formidable she truly is.
 * Infinite: Hmm... Looks like we need some more forces here.
 * Necrola: When should we ourselves butt in?
 * Captain Blowhole: Let's go in together!
 * Blade: Got it! Let's cut that Starcade down to size!
 * Captain Blowhole: Let's take her down!
 * Test Subject Blue: Halt! Who goes there?
 * Electra: *looks at Test Subject Blue directly to the eyes, with an intimidating expression* Who wants to know?
 * Test Subject Blue: Clear the area, lackeys. This is out of bounds to bad guys like you!
 * Blade: You're telling us to leave? I guess you have no idea who we are!
 * Electra: Yeah. I think it's time we show this guy what we can do.
 * Blade: Yeah, time to cut him down into size!
 * Test Subject Blue: Any enemy of Starcade is an enemy of the Retro Rebels. Prepare to be enzyme'd!
 * Electra: You're no match for my superior intellect! Blade, show him what you've got!
 * Blade: My pleasure!
 * Test Subject Blue: C'mon, can't you do any better than that?
 * Electra: Want somethin better!
 * Test Subject Blue: Electricity is useless against my armor, it's made of metal! Don't you know metals conduct electricity, dear Electra? *runs towards Electra and rams her with his prototype suit*
 * Blade: I think we might need some help.
 * Captain Blowhole: I shall help! Leave this foul beast to me!
 * Test Subject Blue: Seriously? I thought you guys are more formidable than that!
 * Electra: Wait a moment, his armor is made of metal. *makes an evil grin*
 * Blade: What are you planning?
 * Electra: Just watch this.
 * Test Subject Blue: Wait a minute, where did you get one of those?
 * Electra: From my lab, of course. Now watch the power of magnetism in action!
 * Test Subject Blue: I...I'm stuck again! First by ice, now by a magnet! How is this possible?!
 * Electra: Poor luck, pal. Now if you excuse us, we've got work to do.
 * Blade: Well, it was SLICE to meet you, but we've gotta go!
 * Test Subject Blue: You've only seen the first of us! We've got more headed your way.
 * Captain Blowhole: This should be easy! Those Retro Rebels are going down!
 * Viking: Argh! Take that, you arrogant air-breather!
 * Electra: Uh, you breathe air too, you blockhead.
 * Blade: Yeah, cut it out!
 * Viking: Never! How about I hammer it out?
 * Blade: Ouch... Don't be so harsh...
 * Electra: That's it, I'm not going to allow you to attack my co-workers like that.
 * Viking: You're no match for a true warrior like me! Feel the force of my hammer!
 * Electra: So, you're going brute strength on us? This calls for some smart fighting!
 * Blade: How do we do that, though?
 * Electra: I just have to study him a bit before finding a weakness to exploit.
 * Blade: What do we do until that?
 * Electra: Hit him, and don't let him hit you.
 * Blade: Uh... ok?
 * Viking: You can't defeat the almighty viking!
 * Blade: Aah!
 * Electra: Captain Blowhole, do you plan to help us? We've been doing most of the work here.
 * Viking: Him? I took care of him earlier, don't you remember?
 * Captain Blowhole: I don't think you did!
 * Captain Blowhole: Electricity. That's it, we need more electricity!
 * Electra: You've got the right girl for the job, Captain.
 * Viking: I...am...not...done! We...shall...meet...zzzt...again! *faints*
 * Captain Blowhole: We took care of that oldie pretty good, huh guys?
 * Electra: Sure did!
 * Blade: That'll cut him down to size! Let's move on!
 * Captain Blowhole: Who's next?
 * Blade. Whoa, now that's good aim...
 * Electra: Another Retro Rebel, I assume?
 * Pink Angel: You've harmed two of my friends, so I decided to "trade" with one of yours.
 * Captain Blowhole: *in a trance* Obey Pink Angel. Obey Pink Angel...
 * ???: Man, you guys are really pathetic, are you not? Hypnosis- oldest trick in the book that never works!
 * Pink Angel: Who's there? *prepares to fire an arrow at ???*
 * Galaximus: I am- the mighty Galaximus. Let that name sink into your subconscious- like a stab to your heart with never-ending pain. And fear my name, for I am your biggest nightmare, one that you cannot outrun, no matter how fast you sprint. Are you brave enough to confront me, for you stare your untimely demise right in the face? If that's the case, then step forth!
 * Pink Angel: I don't fear no big monster like you. Have a stab at your heart!
 * Galaximus: Grgh! *she floats around and fires a huge beam of ink at Pink Angel.*
 * Pink Angel: *flies out of its way and prepares to fire another love arrow* You're going to join me, just like that dolphin captain!
 * Pink Angel: So, any last words, goddess?
 * Galaximus: Yeah- I WON'T ATTEND YOUR FUNERAL! *She uses her giant foot to kick Pink Angel back.*
 * Pink Angel: *staggers for a bit before coming back on its feet* Very well, perhaps you should be the first one to have your funeral!
 * Galaximus: AHA! *she dodged out of the way, and fires at Pink Angel.*
 * Pink Angel: Huh?
 * Pink Angel: Mind you, Starcade isn't that easy to give up! She's sending out more Retro Rebels, expect one hell of a time coming your way! *crawls away*
 * Captain Blowhole: *gets over the love effects* What, what happened? What is going on?
 * Galaximus: That accursed angel shot you with a arrow.
 * Captain Blowhole: I see. Wait, how did you end up here?
 * Captain Blowhole: Ice creams? Starcade's gotta be joking, right?
 * Galaximus: Ice cream? Yummy! I can just eat them, and boom! We win!
 * Licorice: You guys are downers! Weak! Pathetic!
 * Smokey Bacon: We're known for giving the cold shoulders, so want some?
 * Captain Blowhole: Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
 * Galaximus: Hands off my friends! *she charges at them both.*
 * Licorice: *sarcastically* Oh no. Whatever will we do?
 * Smokey Bacon: I got an idea!
 * Galaximus: Waugh! You little-
 * Smokey Bacon: And now for the final part, the ice cold treat.
 * Galaximus: NOOOO- *She cannot finish in time.*
 * Licorice: Did we really do it?
 * Smokey Bacon: I mean, Starcade would be proud that we've dealt with the most vicious villain ever. I can't wait to have a look on her face once she hears the great news.
 * ???: Oh no you don't! *dark energy is fired at the two of them* Time to melt!
 * Smokey Bacon: Who was that?
 * Licorice: I don't like whoever said that.
 * ???: Just call me Godellia. Edgellie Godellia. Surrender your wretched deeds now, and I won’t suck you into everlasting darkness.
 * Licorice: You're the one who's wretched!
 * Necrola: Hrm... They seem to be doing well enough, but...
 * Infinite: What?
 * Necrola: ...Suppose we should help them out a little?
 * Infinite: *Adjusts his mask* Alright. Been a while since I tortured a hero a good one.
 * Infinite: Take this! *Shoots a laser at Smokey Bacon*
 * Licorice: There's more of you?
 * Smokey Bacon: Either way, none of you stands a chance against my ice breath!
 * Smokey Bacon: *takes minimal damage* Your pathetic weapons are useless against us ice-cream scoops, unless you can use heat against us, which you can't!
 * Licorice: Shut up, Smokey Bacon!