User blog:JeloJellyJam/The Red Fork Theory but told to the Gang (plus more questions)

I felt like the heores really need to see this theory. So...I made this. Credit to for the original blog (and sorry if I reaped views from you).

Link to the original blog here. 

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 * Baxter: Okay.*breathes* Hello, there, I'm Baxter Railley, sister of Kaitlynn Railley. So...Dr. Alas Creepinson; one of my enemies and rivals; made a theory on how Red Fork's stomach works, and Kaitlynn dragged– err, asked me to discuss it to you, the general public out of the fact that 1) it's a good theory and it needs to be heard, and 2) nobody wants to risk their lives entering Galaximus' lair just to hear a hypothesis.
 * Baxter: As you all know, Red Fork the Unicorn, one of our closest friends and allies, is famous for being able to devour tons of food in one go with little to no negative effects, which according to Creepinson, "makes him famous for his stomach to break all physical boundaries of logic". Creepinson made a validable theory after hours of research. He hypothesizes that the stomach acids in Red Fork's stomach are 12 times stronger than normal stomach acid. This theory is dubbed the "Super Acid Theory". On how Fork doesn't gain fat, Creepinson states the acid must be strong enough to dissolve most of the fat in the foods! Now, this raises a lot of questions, mostly from me.
 * Baxter: For example, "Wouldn't the acids destroy his stomach lining and prossibly his whole digestive system?" Well, what if his stomach was thick enough to handle the acid? One more; "If his stomach acids digest all the fat, then how is Red Fork heavy?" That's a mystery for another day. I'd probably look at his atomic structure but I had no time because Kaitlynn dragged me in here fast. I can guess Red Fork's weight might be due to how dense his body is, combined with the remaining fat the acids may not have been able to burn. I mean, Red Fork's eaten a lot and his stomach acids don't digest all the fat in his body, so...I can't really describe things like this sometimes. I usually hit roadblocks in this case.
 * Baxter: Back on topic; other silly-sounding theories which I suspect are more widely accepted by my friends, peers and the rest of the Locked Room group include black holes, magic, and pocket dimensions a la Kirby, but I don't think that's possible in a logical sense. If Red Fork's stomach was a literal black hole, it will suck in everything. Everything. Magic and pocket dimensions are also plausible...probably because Equestria is one of the "magic dimensions", but we're talking about science and logic, not magic and witchcraft.
 * Baxter: Moving on, because I got nothing to talk about, I guess that's it. Thanks for sticking around, and good night.