User blog comment:Redfork2000/Ask Redfork2000's Portal Problem Cast/@comment-27873981-20170929130418/@comment-26888167-20170929131436

Red Fork: Well, I learned to use a sword this one time I was warped into the Medieval Ages.

Blue Ocean: What? When did that happen?

Red Fork: Your time machine sent me to the middle ages. Anyway, I learned to use a sword, and was able to defeat  Dark-celot, the dark knight.

Blue Ocean: Dark-celot?

Red Fork: I'm not making this up, though he was awfully similar to this dark unicorn I know. And guess what? I had to fight him. Some things just never change...

Blue Ocean: What do you mean by that?

Red Fork: Nothing, but that guy seemed like trouble. But I practiced with my sword and defeated him in the end.

Blue Ocean: I've never used a sword.

Captain Red Shell: I can teach you. I'm the greatest warrior of all sea creatures.

Blue Ocean: Sounds good to me.