User blog:Chilly Bean BAM!/CBB Review - My Bland Series "The Heros"

Heya there. Chilly here, and I'm gonna do a review on the first episode from a bland series of mine called The Heroes. Prepare for humor!

Tyabcd: Ahhh, what a day, the time is awesome!

So is it AWESOME:00 PM?

(Mario crashes from above)

...Where did he come from...?

Mario: I have found a portal to go into your world!

Oh But where though

theese plants?

cheese plants*

Mamar: Um, Eldstar, who are those creatures and plants?

Didn't Mamar hear Eldstar talk to the others? Plus, Tyabcd was a human. Well, technically, humans are creatures.

Okay, it's time to go!

Why did they just check on Mario but then notice the others

Tyabcd: Who are you, pink ball? Are you Kirby?

How did he guess that fa- oh wait.

MEANWHILE ON THE Villan Blimp...

"Villain Blimp" was the dumbest name for a vehicle I made.

Zombie: AHHHHHHH! (runs into the fourth title) Phew!

Another typo... another day.

Koopa: Is it me, or i'm a zombie?

Dude, seriously? You're a Koopa Troopa, idiot!

(they keep attacking the zombies, koopas and goombas, speeding up, before the backround fades)

Since when did time speed up

backround

ANOTHER TYPO?!

GoldiRox: We're trapped?!

Again, can't she hear Blingo? CAN'T SHE EVEN HEAR??!??!!!!!!#@XD1111ONEXD??!?!!! *takes a breath* ...Okay, angry me. Shut it.

BACK AT Crazy Dave's House...

I assume that

EAT YOUR PEAS!!

He was the one that was firing them, not the zombies. And he only shot one pea. That doesn't make any sense.

Mamar: Welcome back! Skolar: Welcome back! Muskular: Welcome back! Misstar: Welcome back! Klevar: Welcome back! Kalmar: Welcome back!


 * Richard: Welcome back!
 * Torchy: Welcome back!
 * Kernely: Welcome back!
 * Pealy: Welcome back!
 * Jay: Welcome back!
 * Blovy: Welcome back!
 * Corolla: Welcome back!

Okay, stop that!

in water

The heck? Blimps can't be flown in water.

or in Mario's brain?

That's a bad choice, Tyabcd. Bad choice.

On a goomba's head

WHAT

or Wewewe?

WHAT Alrighty, in all seriousness, this is some nonsense gibberish.

Do you want to become my friend?

Couldn't he stop the imp from taking the cage? And plus, he seems to be friend hungry.

Okay, that's it for now. Time to tally those ratings~!

Ratings

 * GRAMMAR & SPELLING: ★★☆☆☆ - There's been quite a few grammatical and spelling errors in this episode. For example, "Villan" and "Villian".
 * PLOT: ★☆☆☆☆ - Two words - Plot holes. There's like a whopping elephant-sized of them!
 * OVERALL: ★☆☆☆☆

Spot anything wrong in my review? Correct me. Okay, bye-bye! YA-HOOO! 00:25, August 16, 2018 (UTC)

P.S. You can look at the episode here.