User blog:CITRONtanker/You're a Mean One, Galaximus. A parody of the similar song from The Grinch

You're a mean one, Galaximus.

You really are a heel.

You're as pretty as a vulture.

You're as lovable as a snail.

Galaximus

You're a rotten squid girl with Cheeto coloured hair!

You're a monster, Galaximus

You're hearts the size of a germ.

You're brain is deviously smart.

You've got an ink stain on your soul.

I wouldn't touch you with a

One million and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Galaximus

You have blood all on your smile.

You have all the tender sweetness of a rotting watermelon.

Galaximus

Given the choice between the two of you,

I would eat the rotting Watermelon!

You're a man eater, Galaximus

You will never take a loss.

You want to eat the Gang.

And end our planet with a bang, Galaximus

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:

"Moron!"

"Jerk!"

"Buffoon'"

You're a nightmare, Galaximus

Your as big as a building.

You want to rule it all.

And make all races very small, Galaximus.

Your body is a ginormous trash heap

Filled with the most obscene rubbish ever imaginable.

Tangled up it tangled knots

Of unyielding chaos and gruel!

You're the devil, Galaximus.

You're a giant, sappy stooge!

You're a living Inkling goddess

With a taste for domination, Galaximus!

At last, I may end this parody.

So we can stop drawing attention to,

The evilest villain of all!