User blog:Chilly Bean BAM!/Story Series Teaser

Hey there! I'm gonna show you something...

''We see a movie theater. Cut to inside of one of the theaters.'' After a few moments, the six suddenly burst out laughing due to a funny scene in the movie.
 * Richard: I'm honestly really enjoying this movie. Are you all?
 * Torchy: Yep.
 * Kernely: Of course!
 * Pealy: As always!
 * Jay & Blovy: Mmhm.

THIS JANUARY

''Kernely is cooking something in her house, but when she attempts to grab a spatula, she slips and falls. She tries again, but it repeats. With each time she attempts to grab the spatula, she slips. We then see Samantha, who has been watching this.'' ''Kernely starts to get mad about her repeated slipping and gives up grabbing the spatula, forcing Samantha to do it successfully. Cut to Kernely and Pealy dancing. Kernely spins Pealy like a top.'' ''Cut to Blovy and Jay attempting to reach an apple on a tree, with Blovy on top of Jay. Suddenly, Torchy accidentally crashes into them, causing them to fall over.'' Cut to Samantha and Kernely, laughing at Corolla in a astronaut suit.
 * Samantha: Can I help you...?
 * Pealy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
 * Torchy: Whoops.
 * Corolla: You forced me to do it, didn't you?

THEY'RE ALL HERE

''Cut to Blovy, who's nearby the trash can, carrying an empty bag of chips. She then steps back a bit, rolls it a bit, then throws it in the trash. Suddenly...'' ''Blovy facepalms. Cut to an unnamed Kernel-pult, Margaret, Tiffany, Samantha, Pealy, and Kernely in an elevator. We hear a farting noise.'' ''Everyone except Kernely and Pealy laughs. Kernely groans. Cut to Richard and Torchy.'' ''Torchy returns, holding something in his mouth. Richard pulls an aside glance.''
 * Samantha: *from inside the trash* I was hiding from a spider!
 * Kernely: Alright, who cut the cheese?
 * Richard: Torchy, fetch the steak! *throws an invisible steak past Torchy, causing him to chase after it* That should keep him busy.

TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

''A tree. Torchy dashes at it and then breathes fire at it in anger. The tree gains a face and screams.'' ''Cut to Kernely and Lauren. Lauren sparks heavily in electricity and roars, scaring Kernely.'' Lauren laughs.
 * Tree: I'M ON FIRE!
 * Kernely: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *mouths appear around her body, which are screaming as well*
 * Lauren: Gotcha!
 * Kernely: Wow, you sure got me.

TALES OF RICHARD

Cut to Veronica and the Fun Foodies.
 * Veronica: Tomato Joe, why didn't we appear in the teaser until now?
 * Tomato Joe: Well, there wasn't enough space.
 * Veronica: Oh.

COMING SOON 1.25.2018