User blog:PeaVZ108/Rap About My Hill By Green Shadow

Green Shadow: So Galaximus is after the hill, huh? Well, here's something I'd like to say: It's MY HILL! And I'm rapping out my message to her:

Green Shadow: Hey look, I found a hill!

This is so exciting that it makes me squeal!

Though I'm essentially a superhero,

Who wouldn't give in to a bunch of zeroes.

My hill it shall be, forever and ever.

And their hill it shall be NEVER!

Better claim it otherwise,

That Inkling will dish out my demise.

An ink explosion ensues. Galaximus makes her entrance!

Galaximus: So, you think you can rap better than me?

I'm better at anything than you, puny pea!

I'm the indestructible goddess,

And don't you dare call me princess!

Else I'll shrink you to the size of my toe,

And crush you like all my other foes.

I bet you'll taste real yummy

In my inescapable tummy.

Green Shadow: Cough cough, Galaximus. Peas aren't tasty.

But I'm sure you're not too nasty.

In terms of taste, not personality.

I'm more powerful than you, face the reality!

This hill ain't yours, don't forget it!

I'll shove you into a bottomless pit.

I'll bury you under my hill.

I'll brew you the greatest kill!

Galaximus: My Galactic Army is stronger than peas, can't you see?

I know because you're smaller than a flea!

We Inklings are the ones who rule!

And getting the hill will make us super cool!

Therefore, we shall steal it from you.

So thanks again, for being naive too.

That was sarcasm, in case you didn't understand.

I'm sure you won't with your brain this bland.

Green Shadow: Pretty savage for a puny like you.

Don't you know you're a fool,

Who thinks she just mastered nursery school,

And thinks she is super cool,

So cool that she rules?

But the truth is, you drool!

You're as useless as a broken tool!

Maybe I could use you as a hill stool!

Galaximus: A hill stool, eh? You better be wary!

For my powers dangerously vary!

I'm a devil, not a fairy.

I'm super duper mean and scary!

So fear me, mortal, for I ain't some blueberry!

I'm so strong even planets I can carry!

Your puny attacks, I can easily parry!

Your chances of getting my hill aren't even barely!

Green Shadow: The hill is mine!

I'm giving you a fine!

For crossing my line!

Cause it's definitely a crime!

Galaximus: I don't care, puny pea!

Obey me or you better flee!

The hill is mine, can't you see?

Because I'm far more supreme!